Hi all. First time posted. Long time lurker.

Been seeing this girl for a week or so. We met on a free dating site. First date was pretty standard. Drinks. After one round it was clear it was going well, so we got a few more rounds, then went out for a bite. Strong kino all night, but I never try to F-close on a first date. (I have this theory that being too aggressive early on puts up a womans defenses)

Second Date is a week later. begins with dinner. Good food. Good conversation. I'm riffing on the inside jokes we had during our first date. Strong eye contact. We hit a comedy club afterwards (great way to show a date a good time - just make sure you don't sit in the front-row. You will get heckled!). The bar has a two drink minimum so we order a pitcher. She sits next to me during the set, giving me an opportunity for strong kino. She was laughing a lot. Always a good sign. (It's funny how when a girl is on a roll laughing you can keep her laughing by small actions / silly statements - things that weren't even already funny without the momentum of the evening).

Randomly, I had a buddy who was also in the audience at comedy club, who came up and said hi. Given that she hasn't met my friends yet, we live in a huge city, and this was completely unexpected, i think it was good DHV to show that I have fun friends who I randomly see out.

Anyway, afterwards, we go to a bar. It's close to midnight, and we both have to work tomorrow. She's making noise about having one drink and then going home, so I'm thinking "how am I going to F-close this tonight?". I suggest a bar that is on the way back to my apartment (but obvi don't mention that it's close to my apartment). We show up there. It's kinda dead so we go to see what the upstairs looks like. It's completely dark up there. No one behind the bar. No one in the lounge. But the door is unlocked. We go in, and I get this impulse to be adventurous and see how far I can take this. We start kissing, and I'm thinking "gee, maybe I could F-close this chick upstairs in the bar".

I pick her up, and, while still kissing her, carry her over to couch. Very strong physical responses from her. She's letting me finger her. She throws a little LMR: 'oh my God, I can't believe I'm doing this"'s in, but once I've got her horny, it's pretty much game over. Anyway, I ended up F-closing her right there in the bar. Good story.

After the F-close, I decide I still want to spend more time with her tonight, so I ask her to come back to my place. She's initially resistent, but when I sense her resistance, I hop over the bar and grab two beers from behind the bar (remember, no one is in this section of the bar), put them in my coat, grab her hand and say 'lets go'. (In retrospect, although somewhat immoral, this was a strong alpha display)

At this point, I'm only 5 blocks from my apartment. We get back. She sees my room for the first time. We pop the beers. She notices the guitar, and asks me to play. Guitar = prettymuch guaranteed F-close.

Fucking great night. I'm stoked to be single again.

Looking for any feedback you fellas've got. I'm reciting this all from memory. Let me know if I left out any nuance.