ExMormonGettingLaid spends 6 minutes at a party, # and K-closes the hottest woman there, and continues to be a bad influence on all these Utah girls.

Keefa101 · 2011-02-13T07:49:57+00:00

Great username and great FR!

yellowsayshello · 2011-02-13T09:27:51+00:00

Well done, good sir. I need to learn how to turn things on like this. After reading this, I have this persona of you being a mPUA. Really slick, mate. Haha.

2011-02-13T09:15:47+00:00

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CenkCenk · 2011-02-13T09:19:12+00:00

LIKE A BOSS

Well played, mate!

ilykdp · 2011-02-13T11:53:11+00:00

I was a little skeptical that this wasn't a fabrication - until you hit on the best piece of advice:

This is what chicks mean when they say "all you have to do is be yourself". What they mean is, "After I'm attracted to you, take it down a notch or two and just be real", so it's important to know when to be super high energy flirty guy and when to just be cool, average Joe.

TofuTofu · 2011-02-14T23:27:02+00:00

Wait... I've been dying to do this...

STOP POSTING FIELD REPORTS FROM UTAH! IT'S TOO EASY TO GAME THERE!

</sarcasm>

minervaxox · 2011-02-13T15:59:37+00:00

Lucky it wasn't me. I would have replied to your break-up drama by saying you forced me to lie about other guys because you weren't satisfying me in bed ^{^} Would love to see you dig yourself out of that one.

Zuggy · 2011-02-13T10:59:02+00:00

As a fellow exmo, I congratulate you.

zenmagnets · 2011-02-13T13:57:07+00:00

How close are you standing from her for the first set of interactions.

Up-The-Butt_Jesus · 2011-02-13T16:11:10+00:00

Were you wearing your magic underwear while this was taking place?

2011-02-13T23:06:02+00:00

stealing that opener.

2011-02-13T11:43:44+00:00

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Craggles_ · 2011-02-13T15:29:13+00:00

EMGL: So go make some new friends, Dorkahontas.

That line is riddiculous. You just sound like some 1980's bully. Then on was epic.

bangthemermaid · 2011-02-13T07:50:58+00:00

Nice! You could have just taken her with you as well!

Ulva · 2011-02-13T08:42:48+00:00

ha!! you're one sly dawg my friend

MiamiByNight · 2011-02-13T16:41:51+00:00

best FR i've read in a while. great break down with specific examples fo what you said and did instead of using general terms. great job. everybody else take note. this is how a FR should be done

bonkdaddy · 2011-02-13T16:58:43+00:00

how tall are you?

Badmojoe · 2011-02-13T17:27:34+00:00

This is a great story. Also a great username!

takfam · 2011-02-13T22:21:57+00:00

Textbook from start to finish. Well done. Stealing your opener.

2011-02-14T01:17:33+00:00

There's always a fucking Juggalo...

DocFreeman · 2011-02-13T10:42:06+00:00

Upvoted for ending on "Leave like a boss".

Amplifix · 2011-02-13T13:38:22+00:00

Good job, this story made me smile :)

hAkuXer0 · 2011-02-13T15:49:15+00:00

hahahah, well done !

costas_0 · 2011-02-13T18:15:37+00:00

Wow that was some pro leagues pick-up.

767 · 2011-02-13T19:28:54+00:00

Man, this is awesome. I will try this for sure! :)

2011-02-14T21:57:43+00:00

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taraka · 2011-02-13T14:57:25+00:00

talk about who we are, where we come from, where we're going etc... no real game here.

Is this still in "acting like we're in a relationship" mode? Expand on this.

mountainhead · 2011-02-13T11:04:19+00:00

But every so often I realize that a week has gone by without meeting a single new friend

Try being me.

pusha06 · 2011-02-13T14:42:16+00:00

what a pimp

antioche · 2011-02-13T15:17:01+00:00

What's the point of picking up girls you don't plan on being serious with?

Title	ExMormonGettingLaid spends 6 minutes at a party, # and K-closes the hottest woman there, and continues to be a bad influence on all these Utah girls.
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	160
Comments	54
Date	February 13, 2011 7:29 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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