My friend asked me to make him a t-shirt that would get him laid. This is what I came up with. Think it will work?

djadvance22 · 2011-05-10T21:26:35+00:00

Good god man, sans serif that bitch.

THEhankMOODY · 2011-05-10T19:44:53+00:00

In a word, no.

feindick · 2011-05-10T23:27:09+00:00

This shirt that I made does get you laid (if washed & ironed).

Here's the design, if you're lazy here it is on cafepress.

Choose a bright color and wear it like a badge. Post results.

Asmodaeus · 2011-05-10T19:01:35+00:00

No wolves? How is that supposed to work?

sausagefeet · 2011-05-10T19:52:12+00:00

Here's an idea from The Adventures of Brad P.

The whole night I was wearing a tight black t shirt that says "SERIAL ASS GRABBER" in huge block letters. I got a few custom t shirts made like this that say weird shit. The idea with my style is that I want maximum social impact. Maybe I get a few bad reactions here and there, but I know I'm gonna get high impact. I've been a little nervous about wearing this ass grabber shirt, but I went with it. Dudes this shit was off the chain. Girls were coming up to me asking me to grab their ass. It happened like 5 or 6 times. My analysis on this now is this: It may or may not have worked by itself. But when combined with great style and the huge social proof of rolling with so many models, it amplified things a bit. People just can't believe what they are seeing. Girls want me to grab their ass and men are just completely dumbfounded by the idea of it and the effectiveness. It flies in the face of every piece of nice guy programming in their being. No one can ignore it.

sockthepuppetry · 2011-05-10T19:31:12+00:00

I'd go with this one.

wesno · 2011-05-10T19:15:53+00:00

You are the

(very tiny font) second

most beautiful

girl I have ever seen

They WILL ask. Answers range from "The first is my mom" to "I can't tell you that yet" with a devilish smile.

alexnaicu · 2011-05-10T21:26:15+00:00

more important is a t-shirt that fits right

oOTAGOo · 2011-05-10T21:43:45+00:00

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2011-05-10T19:58:02+00:00

Is your friend trying to attract lesbians?

uptwolait · 2011-05-11T16:54:30+00:00

I prefer meatier curtains: {i}

oOTAGOo · 2011-05-10T19:26:11+00:00

Can I buy this from you?

thudwhomper · 2011-05-10T22:09:45+00:00

If he has Moobs, the whole thing could backfire quickly.

If he really wants to get laid that badly, the shirt should read:

I'll fill your gas tank for sex

TofuTofu · 2011-05-11T02:17:52+00:00

Haha, peacocking is classic. Just wear anything stupid, it won't make difference.

Bro, I got laid in a $9 Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt from Walmart. It didn't even fit me.

2011-05-10T19:30:37+00:00

Love it. He will stand out, and will probably get a couple of laughs.

I could see a spin-off of this with someone wearing a penis shirt.

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lilninjalee · 2011-05-10T23:55:55+00:00

This reminds me of a shirt I saw Mr. J wearing on Americas Next Top Model, I think it was D&G and had a black and white picture of cleavage on it. I thought it was absolutely brilliant and my gf could not figure out why I liked it so much.

jzcyqf · 2011-05-11T02:00:15+00:00

Put a picture of Bob Villa on it, all the ladies will know that this guy means business

2011-05-11T06:32:42+00:00

on the back it needs to say 80085

jasenlee · 2011-05-11T09:19:55+00:00

Not at all.

dorel · 2011-05-11T09:58:20+00:00

I don't get it

elguapo87 · 2011-05-11T10:03:04+00:00

Best Roald Dahl adaptation in my book. You got Mr. Bean, Angelica Huston, and Jim Henson Workshop puppets.

oOTAGOo · 2011-05-10T19:17:52+00:00

Needs more detail.

Title	My friend asked me to make him a t-shirt that would get him laid. This is what I came up with. Think it will work?
Author	oOTAGOo
Upvotes	342
Comments	66
Date	May 10, 2011 6:39 PM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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