Last night I am with an HB 7.5 and she asks me, "How many woman do you sleep with/are you a player?" I think the whiskey took over because I came up with an awesome response and thought I'd share it with you. I looked deep into her eyes, stroked her hair and said: "For me it's quality, not quantity. I don't really care how many girls I sleep with as long as I find the right one."

Now realize, this is an extremely cheezy line and must be delivered perfectly. But once delivered, she is hooked.

EDIT: Meant to post that this was not in the field. I already had the HB home and we were making out. So it was more of a LMR/ASD than a shit-test, but a shit-test nonetheless.