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[–]0ptimusPr1m3 43 points44 points45 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"DON'T TEMPT ME BOOP"
[–]xmod2 6 points7 points8 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great response.
Unique nicknames (that no one else calls her) and inside jokes in general are gold and further separate you from 'everyone else'.
They also give an increased sense of familiarity beyond whatever short amount of time you've known one another.
[–]nothereforlong 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Great response... but it's still a terrible, terrible nickname that OP will be stuck using with this girl.
[–]kLinus 20 points21 points22 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Don't play games with me boopie..."
[–]minutestomidnight 9 points10 points11 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whenever you feel you have fucked up saying something stupid to a girl, answer with blind and utter confidence.
[–]2nd_class_citizen 6 points7 points8 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
HOLD YOUR FRAME!!
[–]testmypatience1 points 14 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
I can just see brain cells now... and your statement being said by the commanding brain cell with a big sword as they are ready to charge haha
[–]2nd_class_citizen 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lol nice visual. But seriously, no matter what you say, stick with it and ride it out. More often than not it will turn out fine.
[–]studjuice 3 points4 points5 points 14 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Betty Boop?
[–]testmypatience4 points 14 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
That's what I was going for
[–]kaybe12213 points 14 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Why not just tell her that?
[–]noondi34 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she obviously doesn't know what henceforth means
[–]dontraisemebro 11 points12 points13 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
sry. i meant poop.
saved it.
[–]qhundred 5 points6 points7 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sry. i meant poop. fucking autocorrect.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Boop."
[–]nickem 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I met Roxanne. First thing, I start singing the song. Quickly figured out that Everybody does this. Got out my googler and read the lyrics. Quickly explained that I didn't understand a word of it. Niceties ensued.
Tell her Betty Boop but you don't have a clue who BB is. Then, "that's me, get used to it". haha for a long time.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what?
[–]boyfrienddestroyers 3 points4 points5 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
pretend it never happened.
[–]silverscreemer 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was her name Betty?
[–]EtovNowd -1 points0 points1 point 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ask: waffles or pancakes?
[–]Golden_orb 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Waffles, don't you mean carrots?
[–]youremyjuliet 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHA!
[–]heckz -2 points-1 points0 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nothing.
[–]OhAlrighty -4 points-3 points-2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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