Did I fuck this up? Just trying to smash

trashcatcher489 · 2018-09-12T05:40:12+00:00

You fucked it up when you said the "spicy" line. You started a new line of conversation when there was a perfectly good one already going - and that's forgivable if the new line is more sexual, but you actually made it LESS sexual. If you're trying to smash don't give her generic random compliments if she's already talking about your dick.

And don't use emojis, especially not that fucking crying laughing emoji. God. Don't heart her messages either.

To be honest "bigger than you can handle" isn't great either. It's a wish washy serious answer. Better would've been something like "as if you don't already know" or "I don't know, but they always seem jealous when I whip mine out in the stables"

Asking her for plans isn't good there because you haven't yet completed the one interaction before this. She started a line of conversation and you haven't given any sort of satisfactory conclusion to it. So her mind is still on it. You have to end the horse thread with something funny and conclusive and suggestive and THEN you ask plans. She gave you a challenge with the "probably 7 or below" and instead of answering it in some way or other, you dodged.

That's not FAILING it but it's also not passing it. Hence why she asked again. You have to pass it or at least make an attempt.

Also, don't say "you doing anything tomorrow night?" Say "come over tomorrow" or even better "I'm doing X tomorrow, come along".

"Why don't you find out and see? ;)" is also pretty bad. First, redundant. Did you mean "come over and see"? Because "find out" and "see" mean the same thing. "Why don't you find out?" would've been still bad, but better.

Second, the fucking emoticon again, please stop that.

Third, just the premise of this response is still deflecting the question. You're not answering her challenge, you just keep evading it. She's giving you a ton of chances but you keep pushing it off. Pretty quickly she's gonna get bored and stop giving you these chances.

At this point you need to answer with something with a more definite feel. You've limited your options a lot here. Might be best to tie it with something in her bio or pics in a subtle way. Also would be best to put her down a bit. Someone else suggested telling her to come by and do your laundry. That's good.

"Listen I'm really just looking for someone to come do my laundry. And sew up my underwear, my cock keeps ripping through the fabric every time I get hard. Come by Thursday night and try to look decent."

Didn't mean for this to sound harsh but if it does, so be it. Good luck brother.

DiscordantMonk · 2018-09-12T03:41:52+00:00

"come over and do my laundry" treat these princesses as such

Pluglord · 2018-09-12T04:21:22+00:00

She's obviously an attention whore. Personally would block.

No1Buck · 2018-09-12T04:09:39+00:00

Lol 7" is way above average but she acts like it's tiny. This bitch's standards are absurd and she's not even particularly attractive.

captaintrippay · 2018-09-12T04:09:26+00:00

From what you’ve posted you’re still in the clear for now. If after your last response it’s not pure logistics move the fuck on.

Blackhawk2479 · 2018-09-12T05:48:35+00:00

After “hung?” I’d have either said “big tits?” or “no, but they all feel bigger in your ass” depending on what mood I’m in.

This average looking, entitled bitch is obviously not worth the bother though.

rubydachurro · 2018-09-12T03:37:52+00:00

You could have said, “ Come see for yourself.” Or,” If you’re so curious come see me.”

AshyBoneVR4 · 2018-09-12T09:58:20+00:00

Hard pass ma dude. Don't waste your time.

oytrp · 2018-09-12T14:34:09+00:00

Looks like an attention whore with no intention of ever meeting up.

[deleted] · 2018-09-12T20:36:53+00:00

Speaking of horses she looks like one

fashfront · 2018-09-12T03:40:05+00:00

Should've said "Ever heard of a micropenis?"

no_condoments · 2018-09-12T03:45:48+00:00

Maybe just tell her 7.5" or something. I dunno.

Title	Did I fuck this up? Just trying to smash
Author	achtung_b4by
Upvotes	1
Comments	19
Date	September 12, 2018 3:30 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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