Ok, here's my story.

I started off college living on campus, which was great for picking up women - I went out every weekend, tried (and often failed) to pick them up, but for when I was successful, I had a place to bring them back to.

Anyway, my junior year, a rare unfortunate circumstance forced me to have to transfer schools, and at the same time my living on my own money dried up, forcing me to move in with my parents, in a new area where I had never been before. My parents house is tiny - there is no place in the entire house where anything can be done without the entire rest of the house hearing it. So, bringing women back here is out of the question until I get my own place.

I have a part time job now, and am saving up to move out again. I am keeping it at part time and limiting my hours because my #1 priority is to do well in school. It is unlikely that my own place will be plausible until after I graduate in December.

I realized that I've been using my inability to bring women home as an excuse, but at the same time, I feel like as far as excuses go, this is a pretty good one.

So, what advice do you have for someone who currently has no place to bring girls back to? How does 'can we go to your place' usually go over?