How To Tell if She's a Basic Bitch

icanteventhecat · 2014-04-03T18:54:33+00:00

She likes photography (i.e., selfies), traveling (i.e., getting shitfaced and railed in Cabo and Vegas), and food (i.e., eating, not cooking). She speaks French (i.e., "voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?"). She is fun (i.e., enjoys being entertained) and outgoing (i.e., gabs incessantly around her besties; rude to everyone else). She is athletic (i.e., she sometimes walks on the treadmill for 10-15 minutes).

And all she wants is a nice guy (i.e., tall, rich, handsome, exotic, stylish, sexually talented, and emotionally unavailable).

symko · 2014-04-03T18:32:08+00:00

I hope this keeps going and forms a trend where women are no longer immune to being openly mocked just like men.

da_voodoo · 2014-04-03T16:35:58+00:00

Those comments doe. It's funny that just about everyone who's complaining fits the stereotype perfectly.

Ladies, develop a personality and maybe we'll keep you around. I know it's not a common RP thing, but I don't give a shit about fucking the kind of robots this video mocks. Masturbating is cheaper, easier, and more enjoyable than spending time with these kinds of women.

2014-04-04T08:40:23+00:00

"Here you are dressed as a slutty nurse. That is some unoriginal ratchet shit."

Jesus, Warburton delivering that is perfect

stemgang · 2014-04-03T17:53:06+00:00

Does "basic" simply mean "unoriginal"?

None of what she was doing was wrong, just kinda boring and conformist.

Also not even really "bitchy", unless you mean stereotypically female.

I don't think the phrase "basic bitch" adds any meaning to our lexicon.

2014-04-06T16:01:22+00:00

Dating profiles crack me up.

"I love my friends but I also love my family." Duh.

"I love being spontaneous." So you either pop out of closets unexpectedly or you (more likely) can't be counted on to be somewhere at a predesignated time because society tolerates you being a flake on account of your withering looks. Since when is spontaneity an activity?

LastRevision · 2014-04-03T18:49:00+00:00

This is silly, and does not belong on TRP. Why be judgmental over a girls interests? If anything, the point of this is to jerk off girls who think they have "smart interests" and "cray-cray personalities." This is not how we distinguish value in women on TRP.

Title	How To Tell if She's a Basic Bitch
Author	DabLord
Upvotes	85
Comments	49
Date	April 3, 2014 3:07 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/223vjv/how_to_tell_if_shes_a_basic_bitch/
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