Ok, so the other weekend my friend JT and I were walking home from the club. We run into some girls on the walk home and he starts talking to A and I start talking to B. Both solid 7s and to some of you even higher. B and I fall way behind and have a conversation. B tells me that A is a slut and she is going to cockblock JT. I say its fucked up to cockblock people but its her friend so she can do whatever she wants. I ask B on a date. B says that become Muslim and I'm Jewish, so we can only be friends. (BTW, she's not really Muslim; she's just from a Muslim family, but she is a party girl who drinks and fucks, etc... I'm like "friendzoned already?" She goes "yeah haha." I get B's number and tell her I will call her the next day to hang out as a friend. I think her whole "you're friendzoned" was more of a shit test than an actual friendzoning, but I sitll don't have time for that bullshit.

The next day B texts me and says "I guess a chance encounter was just a chance encounter...." (as to why I didn't text her the next day). I immediately respond that I have been busy with studying and stuff. I tell her I will text her that week. She goes "friendzone rules still apply." I respond "are you serious about just being friends?" She says "yeah." So I say "well I am really busy this week. I can make time for a date, but not for a friend hangout. Maybe next week." She says ok.

2 weeks passes and invite her to one of my comedy shows. She shows up with A and V, some dude. I have a great show and then we all get drinks together at the restaurant next to the club. I sit next to B and V sits next to A, so its kind of like a double date. I take the lead and control the conversation. I tell B about my date from hell on Saturday where I almost fucked a girl in the bathroom. http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/1wt57i/the_date_from_hell_or_the_dangers_of_oneitis/.

V tries to AMOG me. A and B are dentists and V is a doctor, but I don't know that V is a doctor. I ask V what he does and he goes "I'm an eyebrow model." I know that is a typical PUA line (to give a snarky answer when somebody asks your job) and I fucking hate it. I just say "no you're not" and I keep the conversation going. The girls look at him like he's a douche and I keep the conversation rolling. I shut down V a couple more times when he tries to pull shit like that. V is new in town and I tell him that I will get him find some pussy. I do great. By the end of the session V is now supplicating to me. B turns to me and goes "you know, I think you're awesome and it's not really a big deal that you're Jewish, I think I could date you." And I say "well, you said you wanted to be friends, so you blew it." She goes "yeah I blew it."

I go home with A.

Total victory.

Bonus fact: Back at my house I ask A why she didn't fuck JT that night. She said she wanted to, but that JT pointed out that her nose had a weird ridge. She says "I know PUA strategies, and I knew he was trying to 'neg' me. That turned me off to him." I was like "yeah PUAs are douches." Zing!!