Found this and thought it applied. Sorry if it's been posted before.

gustbug · 2014-04-06T00:05:44+00:00

After my first long term relationship ended, my dad told me what his dad told him, never run after buses and woman because there will always be another one later on.

Me and my dad don't talk a lot so I was very surprised by this great piece of advice from him.

xzak · 2014-04-05T22:12:34+00:00

Cool, 45 things i'm going to forget in 10 minutes.

erikon · 2014-04-05T21:56:22+00:00

my father hasn't told me shit

jervin3 · 2014-04-05T23:29:41+00:00

"Fortune favors the bold" should be on this list.

Major_Tom42 · 2014-04-06T00:07:09+00:00

I disagree with a couple of these, but overall good words of advice.

EDIT: Specifically 4,18, and 29

That_Fat_Black_Guy · 2014-04-06T00:45:45+00:00

Love this! A lot of these type of lists are 70% crap, but this one is almost all spot on from top to bottom.

Thanks, OP!

Silenceduck · 2014-04-05T21:38:18+00:00

As someone that lost his dad at a young age, this was a good read. Gonna save that one.

Samdrem · 2014-04-05T23:46:17+00:00

I never learned how to shave with my dad. And I have an interview Monday. Totally gonna shave with a grin.

_TheLonelyAngel · 2014-04-05T21:18:23+00:00

I will raise my son with this as his creed.

ryanp15 · 2014-04-05T21:52:52+00:00

Titsburgers is a wise man

drvirgilmd · 2014-04-06T01:18:32+00:00

Here are the 39 out of 100 things Tim Wilson's crazy uncle told him on his deathbed:

A virgin don't never drive a Z-28.
Never bet the ranch on your prostate.
If it's got an Adam's apple, it's prob'ly a man.
Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand.
She didn't accidentally get good in bed.
You can't join the church if you're already dead.
A work uniform ain't totally nude.
Brown & Bass ain't seafood.
When there's guns in the house, one better be yours.
Don't be naked next to any fishing lures.
If there's girl scout cookies, she's a little too young.
If you say 'I do.' - be the ugly one.
Don't ever let a bald man borrow your comb.
Never play strip poker in a nursing home.
Don't blame your pall-bearers 'cause they don't show if you're buried in the middle of the Super Bowl.
Let people borrow money, they'll leave you alone.
Never fry bacon without a shirt on.
Never spray water on a hornet's nest.
A woman rarely aces the driver's test.
The sign prob'ly don't really mean 'Massage.'
Never threaten anybody in camouflage.
Say you love her 'til she lays down the butcher knife.
Never put the move on the boss' wife.
She's messin' 'round on ya if your briefs don't fit.
Never trust a hitchhiker to babysit.
Cosmo is never in a happy home.
You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone.
A politician ain't got an HMO.
"Washing her hair" means she don't want to go.
Don't ridicule a biker 'bout his tattoo.
You been married nine times - hell, maybe it's you.
Doom ain't the same as Donkey Kong.
If he's wearing high heels, you might have raised him wrong.
The Clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates.
Don't rent a room from a man named Bates.
A tank top's never on a billionaire.
Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there.
How many get to heaven? No one knows...
But hell'll be asses and elbows.

GuruDev1000 · 2014-04-06T00:08:15+00:00

Who comes up with so much awesomeness?

Kayvonf820 · 2014-04-06T00:14:04+00:00

i don't understand #4

Nexus2045 · 2014-04-06T02:31:12+00:00

Violating a few of those right now. Good reminder. It helps to read some sort of list to tell if you are making any mistakes in your behaviour and to make sure you don't do it tomorrow.

Indian_m3nac3 · 2014-04-05T20:53:19+00:00

Very enlightening

2014-04-05T22:01:34+00:00

This is very practical advice that makes great human beings. Even if you're doing all these things now, it's a good reminder to see how far you've come.

MyDogShitsTigers · 2014-04-05T22:15:43+00:00

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rusty84 · 2014-04-05T23:26:58+00:00

never have sex with anyone that doesn't want it as much as you do

Why? As long as you have consent what's wrong?

Champigne · 2014-04-06T01:54:14+00:00

Some good tips, but I'm not sure a lot of these relate to seduction.

Title	Found this and thought it applied. Sorry if it's been posted before.
Author	TitsBurgers
Upvotes	370
Comments	39
Date	April 5, 2014 8:18 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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