What are some great ways to make women feel like they're the shit when you fuck them?

seduce_my_anus · 2014-08-29T03:53:30+00:00

What ALWAYS works for me is this strategy that never fails:

After a little bit of foreplay, I lead her into the bedroom and start to remove her clothes.

It's good to have some type of music playing in the background while this is happening (Metallica is my personal favorite).

Once we are both completely naked, I make sure to push her onto the bed with all of my force, and look at her directly in the eye for a maximum of 5 seconds before I climb onto the bed.

Now this is where the Chipotle burrito that I had an hour and a half beforehand comes into play.

Make sure that she is laying down on her back as you squat over her and begin to shit on her chest.

This will send her the message that you mean business and she will respect that.

After the turd is on her chest, make it apparent that you want to smear the rest of the fecal matter upwards towards her face and into the nostrils.

By now, she will be very horny and then you will have succeeded.

Heflar · 2014-08-29T11:20:57+00:00

the fact they fucked op will make them feel like shit.

eplusl · 2014-08-29T00:35:06+00:00

To women feel like they are the 'shit' when you fuck them, make them feel desirable in bed. Tell them how adorable and beautiful they are. Go dirty if you feel comfortable enough to do so too. Whisper in her ears things that would arouse her badly. "I want to fuck you so bad" "You are so so hot". Rest is your performance, do kegel exercises and multiple orgasm exercises and you'll become a star in bed in no time.

2014-08-29T16:22:13+00:00

I first read this as "make them feel like shit" and was surprised at how many people DIDNT call you a fuckhead. This one's easy, just do a good job. The whole 'make them feel like a woman' thing. As to how to do a good job, thats something you gotta learn the hard way.

2014-08-29T17:58:13+00:00

I read this as: "What are some great ways to make women feel like they're shit when you fuck them?

Psych40 · 2014-08-29T00:52:14+00:00

The current girl I'm fucking, I ate her out and then whispered in her ear, "I love to eat you out and then climb on top of you and bang you silly." She started moaning and going crazy when I said that, the "bang you silly" line is what did it for her, she said later.

DaygameCoach · 2014-08-29T04:58:30+00:00

Have you tried reading Sex God Method?

forprivateuse · 2014-08-29T20:41:07+00:00

"Oh fuck, your ass, these tits, this face, I'm going to fuck you all night" Lots of biting and act like you can hardly control yourself.

Title	What are some great ways to make women feel like they're the shit when you fuck them?
Author	Endoss
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Date	August 29, 2014 12:24 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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