Can't speak for all women, but for me, and many other women I know, this is how you keep seducing a woman throughout a relationship. The maintenance is just as important, IMHO.

chrybomb · 2015-01-22T05:20:01+00:00

This article is wildly misleading to its intended reader. Its amazing how wrong a guy can be when he "thinks like a woman".Being greeted with being pushed against a wall once in a while would be hot, keep things from getting too predictable. However, being received this way every time would quickly have most girls feeling like that's all the guy wants her for. In fact there is no actual seduction in that. And reasoning that a guy should not have to show he cares BC there are plenty of other people in a girls life taking care of those emotional aspects of her life . . . what a crock! Save any meaningful conversation until after you have had your way with her. F*cking amateur. This jerks antidote to being boring is to leave a girl feeling like she has to put out to get the dinner and movie. Wtf? Can't it be dinner, dessert off each others naked bodies on the kitchen table, then a movie. Geez.

MetalPUA · 2015-01-22T05:36:10+00:00

I highly recommend that all guys who are involved in sexual relationships with women read "The Sex God Method" by Daniel Rose. You can find a free download of the pdf via a Google search. It's full of advice on how to become a more aggressive and dominant lover. In today's post-feminist society, a lot of guys think that women want them to ask for permission before each sex act and to tenderly make love to them. Wrong. Most women want the man to take charge during sex and passionately fuck them until they can't walk right.

Hell, even in Models by Mark Manson, the chapter on sex advises men to be dominant and sexually aggressive. He also references an amusing open letter written to the men of Craigslist by an anonymous woman:

Dear Men of Craigslist,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.

OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:

Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.

Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she's being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those laddie mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.

It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried.

Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:

"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight." "You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?" "I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn't matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.

If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty whore". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.

You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.

Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.

We really like it when you come. It's called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.

In recent memory, I've been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and I've been... well, fucked is the wrong term here. I've been penetrated by a total and utter wuss. Who am I going to run back to when I'm ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, that's who

cl3ophatra · 2015-01-22T06:16:16+00:00

I'm just a lurker here. I don't know why but when I skimmed the text it made me a little uneasy. It's like the writer is a 15 year old boy trying to think like a girl. Sorry for the bad explanation.

2015-01-22T14:59:21+00:00

Even though he has a point, he missed by a mile.

Pushing her against the wall, before she even has the chance to say hello, every once in a while can and will work wonders.

However, you can't always greet her like that, because if you do it all the time, it'll become just as bad as dinner-movie-sex routine.

You have to find the right balance.

blondedre3000 · 2015-01-22T09:31:59+00:00

How about she figures out how to seduce me, or this isn't going to work at all.

2015-01-22T06:05:51+00:00

nah bro im sweet.

suupaa · 2015-01-22T05:04:51+00:00

Great advice. Making sure things don't get too comfortable is a key part to maintaining a relationship, and for me personally it's good to have a reminder on the woman's point of view.

DCronson · 2015-01-22T04:13:23+00:00

Very interesting. I'll try it this weekend and get back to you.

embles · 2015-01-22T13:52:38+00:00

Woman here, from being in a long term relationship doing shit like that can make all the difference.
Not the kind f thing you want all the time, but neither is the whole dinner-movie-sex routine...

Ferrisprost · 2015-01-22T16:08:40+00:00

To me this looks like someone's editor told them to come up with 500 words quick and make it interesting. Who cares if it's true. Let's get some attention. And...I fell for it.

2015-01-22T22:18:16+00:00

Not bad at all. Obviously, your results will vary. But being a little aggressive is hot for all involved.

chrybomb · 2015-01-23T05:59:52+00:00

I can appreciate the point the writer was trying to make if I try to look at his examples "in the nicest possible way". Its a good starting point. I applaud him for recognizing he was being boring in the first place, I had high hopes for the rest of the article up until that point. Then he went from thinking like a lazy horny guy to a horny girl with plenty of friends and a great well rounded life who happens to still be in a casual relationship with lazy horny guy and has just been wishing he would get off his lazy ass and fuck her like he means it as soon as she walks in the door every time. It just went from really relatable and realistic to total bro logic fantasy. Um, kudos for taking the first step out of sexual mediocrity though. I think this would be an article better suited for r/sex as I have come really appreciate how deep(more than just sex) r/seduction can get. And please people - ALWAYS FUCKS LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

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