What has been YOUR most memorable experience cold approaching?

thekidbass · 2015-12-02T20:39:25+00:00

The time I approached a girl to find out later after I had sex with her, that I had sex with her older sister.

Backstory of how I met the younger sister and found out I slept with her older sister:

I'm only 19 FYI. I was with my best friend, Ben, at a lounge around our area. We walk in and I know the host very well so he seats me and brings out my usual hookah set with two beers ( I don't get IDed at this place ) I barely even touch my beer before I see this ridiculously cute short haired girl wearing a tight black dress walk into the lounge with her friend. She sits down two tables away from me in a booth. I walk up to her, pretending I know her and go " Hey Laur- oh you aren't Laura. You're way too cute to be Laura" ( laura is the lounge owners daughter) so she asks me who's Laura is and I tell her "it's a misunderstanding I thought I knew you, I guess I don't. But I might as well start now"

Night escalated, I'm hooking up with my girl, who's name is Andrea, and my Boy Ben is with her friend just talking... Not hooking up yet. So I stop there conversation and randomly go, " you guys would make a good wedding couple. You know what, you guys should get married right here and right now. Ben you may now kiss the lucky bride." And they begin hooking up. I had to do this because not only was I good wing man but Ben drove me here so if he wasn't getting any action, I want either.

Now the fun shit happens. I'm with Andrea At Bens basement bathroom fucking her, and she finishes off by swallowing. She asks for listerine. Bens girl, Mary, also comes down two minutes later and asks for Listerine. Andrea and I lose our shit and couldn't stop laughing.

Andrea goes " my sister had a funny story like this, last Halloween she was with a guy she met at a party named Alex and when she asked for Listerine after you know, they had sex, he gave her like three different options." I'm like wait what the fuck I DID THAT ONCE. MY NAME IS ALEX. So I laugh it up and ask for her to show me her sister and lone behold it's her fucking sister that I banged at my house after a Halloween party. She's 23, I was 18. I didn't tell Andrea anything I just mentioned how different they lol. Almost like they don't have the same parents. Never spoke to Andrea again.

Gif_Goldblum · 2015-12-02T19:58:04+00:00

The time I took a quick shot at day game against a mega hotty and literally couldn't talk correctly because I was so physically nervous. I just studdered out some nonsense line and we both started laughing out of disbelief. I basically went fourth wall on her and actively ended the scene, then went home and died a little. Hilarious! 10/10 would do again

Terakahn · 2015-12-03T04:50:53+00:00

It's going to sound weird, but I asked a girl in the mall where a good place to eat was. She gave me the worst attitude and said "the food court".

My friend looked at me like I just got punched in the gut and I was laughing as she walked away. Great moment.

Ok so it'd not the result you expect from a good approach, but I was struggling hard with approaching at all and it seemed like she blew it way out of proportion so I couldn't help but laugh.

authenticsociallife · 2015-12-02T21:57:08+00:00

I brought these two Japanese women home from a hot dog joint during the day with my friend or the time I got a hotel room with this girl I met at Barnes & Noble.

ImNotLysdexic · 2015-12-03T08:11:00+00:00

School has over 15,000 girls. Get four numbers one day, day gaming. Three of them before 11 am, fourth late afternoon. Girl I met in the afternoon was great friends with one of the girls I talked to that morning. Implied threesome. They didn't find it funny.

Title	What has been YOUR most memorable experience cold approaching?
Author	seduce_my_anus
Upvotes	22
Comments	17
Date	December 2, 2015 7:19 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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