On the bus and a bunch of highschool/middleschoolers got on. As people walk up the aisle a kinda cute 15 yr old girl sits in front of me, leaving a seat next to her. And her head turns back. While her friend sat across the aisle against the window.

1. She left that seat free for somone. Her friend was giving her space.

At the same time a guy from her school stands awkwardly near the bus door to her 8 o'clock. She looks at him for like 3 secs n gives up. He continues to feign interest playing on his phone.

2. This is a fool who knows what to do but is too shy to shoot his shot.

I try to get his attention and he's a kid 14-15 and shy. So he ignores me. I escalate until he gives me a slightly frightened look...

3. I jabbed a finger at him - Mouthed the word "Sit!" - then pointed at her seat.

He uncrosses his legs. Takes half a step. With slow precise movements - and a look of apprehension worthy of a bomb tech approaching an IED. He takes another half step. Then stands awkwardly on his phone next to her seat.

Finally she turns to him and asks if he wants to sit there. I didn't listen but seemed like they were a little sweet on eachother.

ULTIMATE WINGMAN - aka the legend of Chad the bro angel. Just wanted to share.