I was at my girls house, we were having a spirited debate about ice cream or something. Her new dog went into protective mode and nipped me on the leg. My first inclination was to teach him a lesson with my belt. I settled for having her crate him the rest of the night.

My question is what can I do about getting AMOGed by my girl's dog? I only go to her house every other week so I dont have a consistent presence and I dont wanna just beat his ass. Any ideas?

Edit: he humped my leg that night, if that matters.