Terrible formatting, I know, but it's a copypasta from google chat.

Stephanie: hi i need your opinion

me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPVHoD__6CI

Stephanie: definitely agree

if a girl asked you to knock her up and you were friends with her based on your physical attributes alone

would you agree?

me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK no

hell no

never

never ever ever ever ever

fuck that shit

Stephanie: what if she was willing to legally sign you off, put john doe on teh birth certificate and it was her last chance to have her own kids

me: bullshit

child support isn't something that that parents can sign away

Stephanie: well, last chance without spending her entire life savings

me: that's the right of the child

and the state will find you

Stephanie: lol

only if i ask the state to?

me: nope

if you apply for assistance to the state

they will force you to name a father

and they will track them down

happened to me

but i wasn't the father

Stephanie: not if you lie and say it was a sperm donor :)

me: /maurypovichdance.gif

Stephanie: lol

me: yeah no

there's a lesbian couple that used a sperm donor

the state is suing him for support after they split up

Stephanie: bawhahahahaha that's redic

anyways

I think I can convince mike or amr

me: there's no argument you can make that i will agree with you

and i will fucking punch your sperm donor in the face if he agrees

Stephanie: :-/

you're killing me

this was like my last hope

me: i don't give a shit about you

i care about the man's life you're about to ruin

i don't think that's what you want

but that will happen

Stephanie: hmm

i'm reading the law in VA and maryland

and they only care if you're using state assistance

which i wouldn't be

me: yeah

maybe not now

Stephanie: lol not ever

even when i was UNEMPLOYED i couldn't collect it

lol

me: you can honestly tell me that there will never be a time that you're not self sufficient???

Stephanie: I'm sure there will be

me: mind you

it's not just you

but you and a child

Stephanie: But i have too many assets in my name and my parents are too rich

I have 500K in bonds just sitting there waiting for me to turn 30 lol

me: and?

i really don't care

once you get knocked up

you can completely fuck over a man

Stephanie: and that counts as income

me: so?

Stephanie: i can't get state assistance

lol

me: /facepalm

i've been through this shit

no

you're wrong

give it up

there is no scenario in which i will agree with you

ever

Stephanie: You know what's hilarious about this is that all my friends were just like go on the drug and trick one of them

and I am planning on being honest instead

So we'll see what they say :-P

The doctors said it's only a 10% chance it will work anyway

me: are

Stephanie: :-/

me: you

fucking

kidding

me

Stephanie: That my friends are dumb? no

me: THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION IS INSANE!!!

seriously!

Stephanie: yes yes i realize that

the situation is insane

me: then what the fuck????

Stephanie: who goes through menopause in their 20's?

apparently a bunch of women

but they call it premature ovarian failure

to be nice

me: who. fucking. cares???

seriously!

Stephanie: I do, I want a kid that's mine

me: you want to fuck a man over for 18-23 years for what???

because you're fucking selfish.

Stephanie: so you had a bad experience and all experiences have to be bad?

me: No, the man has a say.

He has rights.

and you're conspiring to strip them from him.

Stephanie: You're right, he does, which is why I'm going to honest and upfront about it

me: But the thing is, Steph, is that the state will step in regardless of what you want.

and they will fuck him.

it's not that I had a bad experience

it's that very few men in the US have had anything but

are you aware that the state gets custody more frequently than a father?

no, i'm sure you're not

Stephanie: Seriously?

Yes

I am

And all of these issues is why I am going to be honest about the conversation with two gay guys and see what they fucking say

me: If you do this, I shit you not, we're no longer friends.

Stephanie: sooooo if i went to a sperm clinic would it be different in your eyes?

me: Absolutely not.

Because sperm donors are being sued now as well.

Stephanie: interesting, so lesbian's can't have kids now

in your eyes?

me: I'm sorry, having a baby is a right now?

What about my right to not be thrown in prison?

Stephanie: well, I mean, if a lesbian couple wanted kids

me: that's not a right

Stephanie: from one of their eggs

me: no woman is guaranteed children

some are barren

it sucks, but it's a fact of life

Stephanie: I understand this

I guess, I just think you're a little bit militant on this - yes, there are horrible cases through the courts right now but that's because law has to catch up to technology

me: It has nothing to do with technology, Stephanie

the courts have ruled that child support is the right of the child

and the child cannot forgo that right since they aren't 18

hell

there's a law in Kansas that says that an adult female rapist can sue their victim for child support you think they won't grant support to a child from a sperm donor???

(and the same thing happened in California as well)

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