Can we dump our sweet and funny stories of our men here? I need a pick-me-up.

APrivatephilosophy · 2014-06-09T21:46:51+00:00

That's hilarious. I would have been terrified of getting lynched with a hemp rope, though. :P

A while back, my husband and I (before the new baby came) would lay in bed before sleeping and joke around with each other. He is extremely ticklish and he loathes that fact. And I would on occasion take advantage of it. So we got into a slight wrestling match, me trying to tickle my way out of his grip (he always gets to where he traps my wrists together so I can't break loose). It was a battle royale, no holds barred at this point. And then I got a really good angle and was furiously tickling his ribs. So he grabbed the pillow from under my head and shoved it over my face. I'm laughing my ass off, because I had my head turned to the side and he didn't know I was breathing really easily.

All I could hear was him above me saying in a very serious tone "Shhh...no tears now. Only dreams."

And then I said "I can breathe, you know." And he replied. "I know, I was trying to distract you." So I moved my head out from under the pillow and he was already fumbling through my secret candy stash (I have to hide some, he's a candy fiend).

Before I could do anything, he made off with it out of the room laughing like a maniac.

Bakerofpie · 2014-06-09T21:56:47+00:00

Whenever I'm mad at him he'll tell me I'm not actually mad.

"Yes, I am."

"No way. Look at how cute I am. I think you're wrong on this one. I'm too adorable for you to be mad. I think you like me." And then gives me this grin.

He has a point. He is pretty damn cute, and I can never stay mad at him for more than a few minutes.

Femme_Murican · 2014-06-09T21:40:22+00:00

One day he tried to surprise bake me cookies and used granulated sugar instead of flour (I don't know how either) and the cookies turned out all gloopy and gross. I really thought the effort was cute so I taught him how to make cookies well and he still surprises me sometimes with them

Femme_Murican · 2014-06-09T21:27:57+00:00

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APrivatephilosophy · 2014-06-09T21:36:38+00:00

It's the little things like this that show how much we appreciate our loving wives. It's how men act with other men sometimes and it's the utmost in bonding and affection, it's how we do. That kind of behavior has Alpha written all over it. I don't think I've ever seen any of my Beta guy friends act in that manner towards their wives/gf. Sounds like a FUN, COOL guy that digs the heck out of you.

Whatevsstlaurent · 2014-06-09T22:56:56+00:00

I met my C when I was the office admin at a tech company. He'd come up to the front desk for any reason he could think of to talk to me. I kept a bowl of mints out, so sometimes he'd come grab one and linger to chat. One day he sent me a pictures of, like, a dozen of the mints on his desk with the caption, "What? I have legitimate business at the front desk!" That made me laugh. Another time he just came up with a label maker, printed out a "<3" label, and put it on my monitor. He'd tease me and make me laugh every day when I was going through a really crappy time in my life.

APrivatephilosophy · 2014-06-09T21:56:21+00:00

These stories are so cute!

My husband can be a little absent-minded at times, so when I send him to the grocery store (even with a list) I usually get a phone call asking for help. One day, he goes to the grocery store, and I get no call. He comes home, we unpack and start to make dinner together. We were having a few friends over, so dinner is a bit more rushed than usual, he cutting meats and cheeses, I'm making pasta sauce and waiting for the pasta water to boil. The water starts boiling, I ask him where the bag of orzo is, he hands me a brown paper bag (unmarked, from the pour-your-own section of Whole Foods). Without looking into the bag, I dump the whole thing into the boiling water. Only, instead of orzo, my darling husband had gotten almonds. He and I were crying from laughing so hard at that mix-up! Luckily, we had some spaghetti and dinner was saved.

LadyLumen · 2014-06-09T22:00:20+00:00

On Easter my boyfriend took a bunch of Easter Eggs and hid them all over my apartment. He told me that this was Easter on Nightmare Mode. It took me about two months to find all the Easter Eggs, but it was fun finding random eggs in weird places over the last few weeks - like in my shoes or in a role of toilet paper. (These were plastic eggs by the way, so nothing was rotting)

We also have a lot of tickle fights and we try to jump out and scare each other in various situations. (He usually scares me 95% of the time, but I've gotten him before...once or twice)

frakthesystem · 2014-06-10T05:59:55+00:00

Your husband is adorable. Love this! Well I haven't had much luck in the dating scene but I went on a first date tonight with a kind, funny guy. He told me after he left that he "was too nervous to say this to you in person, but I don't think I've ever seen a girl with eyes as beautiful as yours". Gives me hope. Maybe he's a keeper! :)

APrivatephilosophy · 2014-06-09T21:42:20+00:00

I would have pretended I didn't know him. lol

APrivatephilosophy · 2014-06-09T21:42:44+00:00

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proprioceptor · 2014-06-10T03:36:31+00:00

When my fiance and i first started dating, he came over one time for dinner. We had the house to ourselves, so we were able to be a little more relaxed without having to worry about my roommates. He was being really cute, really romantic. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder and started carrying me upstairs. While he was running up the stairs with me on his shoulder, he hit my head on the light at the top of the stairs! it was really funny, he got a little embarassed, but carrying me up the stairs was so macho in the first place that i was pretty ready to jump him by the time he put me down

scallopkid · 2014-06-11T01:09:03+00:00

Here's the funny part from what I said at the memorial service:

He loved any excuse to go drive around in his car. He was always up to go find some dirt road to play on or even just to go to Walmart at one in the morning. He would jokingly call it “being bad” when he accelerated hard or took turns fast, but he felt a little stealthy because he drove a wagon, so he would do something “bad” and then go back to driving normally and he’d say “don’t mind me officer, I’m just getting groceries.”

Any time we got a good snowfall we would go out and do donuts in parking lots and he got really good at them too. So one time we were driving to the price chopper parking lot at school and he did a little drift through an intersection and a police officer pulled him over for it, but he played it off like it he didn't mean to slide and I said that we were just going to price chopper to get groceries. The officer let him go with a warning and [my SO] thought it was just too funny that the little joke he always made actually worked and got him out of a ticket.

The other thing he liked to do was wear sunglasses when he was “being bad.” He said they protected him from the disapproving eyes of the other drivers. I would always know when things were going to get fun in the car because he would give me that look you all know and put on his sunglasses. He had two pairs and sometimes he would put the other pair on me and say “you need these too,” when he was feeling especially rowdy.

2014-06-10T01:29:23+00:00

I think the best one I have so far is us laying In bed together. He farted then held my head under the blankets. I pushed my back against the wall and used my legs to push him off the bed. Good times haha.

eatplaycrush · 2014-06-09T22:39:55+00:00

The one thing that never ever fails is my SO saying "show him/her your muscles." For some reason he is down right obsessed with showing them off to anyone we come into contact with that we know. We went to a baseball game last night and we ran into one of his old business partners who he stills sees, but I haven't seen him in months and the first thing he said was "show name inserted here your muscles." Then I flex my arm and get the same reaction as every other time and it see him just smiley grinning from the side..every time. Sometimes it's a bit embarrassing for me hahahah.

Missamandadarling · 2014-06-13T14:32:59+00:00

Oh my gosh...I think that is really funny and so so so sweet. I actually LOL'd. Thank you for sharing that.

Title	Can we dump our sweet and funny stories of our men here? I need a pick-me-up.
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