What to do if genetically I cannot grow a beard?

EsteraMC · 2017-05-24T22:39:26+00:00

WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO??

Max out your other shit and stop worrying about shit you can't fuck with. You aren't "FUCKED" at all.

FilthMonger85 · 2017-05-24T23:51:55+00:00

You're coming off as a petulant little child.

_the_shape_ · 2017-05-25T00:03:25+00:00

You're "fucked" not because you lack facial hair, but because your defeatist mentality runs so deep that you're compelled to find reasons to justify that very defeatist way of seeing things.

Change your mindset if you're interested in "un-fucking" yourself.

redpill-account · 2017-05-25T02:25:42+00:00

My pet robot has more charisma and swag than you holy hell man .

quicklogaccount · 2017-05-25T00:24:18+00:00

Oh my god dude, did you invest all your money and future prospects in those "I'm the guy with the beard" cards? And you can't grow a beard? DAMN! HOW the fuck did you get yourself into this mess?
Take hair from your head, find a suitable donor, or maybe try something related to stem cells.

chooseaburner · 2017-05-25T02:52:41+00:00

I thought this sounded oddly familiar.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PurplePill/comments/6d668b/makes_me_fucking_cringe_when_rtrp_tries_to_act/

https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/comments/6d5ms8/leg_hair_transplant_to_facial_hair/

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/6d5jm8/what_to_do_if_genetically_i_cannot_grow_a_beard/

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/6d2ai4/how_to_fix_a_long_feminine_baby_face/

Four topics in the span of 12 hours. Your problem isn't a lack of facial hair. If I had to stab at it, you may want to talk to your doctor about your testosterone levels. You should also clean up your diet. You should lift. You get a baby face from having baby fat.

You don't need facial hair, and for someone like you who is so obviously a massive bundle of self loathing nerves, the problem is great because it's something that unlike genetics, you can actually fix.

Otherwise your problems are mostly in your head- and over analysis is in itself dangerous. Think about it, I am convinced at this point that you have engaged in a 10 hour long meltdown. Ain't nobody gonna fuck that. To reiterate, fat slobs will have better odds with women if they know how to work with what they have- their personality, their ability to make women laugh, and their confidence, even if it is completely unfounded- rather than what they wish they had.

You have no confidence. You can't relax. You can't be chill. Women can sense that like horses sense a scared rider, and kind of like how a scared rider will in turn spook the horse, if you have no confidence around women, they won't put any respect in you.

blackedoutfast · 2017-05-24T23:30:59+00:00

But if I have to live the rest of my life without a proper beard I will have low as fuck sexual market place value.

short dudes think they have it worst because they're short. skinny dudes think they have it worst because they're skinny. fat dudes think they have it worst because they're fat. bald dudes think they have it the worst because they're bald. short dick guys think they have it the worst because they have short dicks. old dudes think they have it worst because they're old. ugly guys think they have it worst because they have slightly asymetrical faces. broke guys think they have it worst because grirls only wanylt guys with money. rich guys think they have it worst because girls only see them as beta bucks. chinamen think they have it worst because they're orientals. indian race trolls think they have it worst because hot blonde bombshells are racist in certain cities. and apparently guys with sparse facial hair think they have it worst because they can't grow a full beard even though only a relatively small number of guys even have beards anyway.

you know why you, and all of those other dudes aren't getting laid? it's your fucking insecurities. but you would rather blame your failures on things you can't control and wallow in self pity. "oh if only i had the money to afford fucking facial hair surgery i would be such a Chad" WRONG! because even if someone had a magic pill that could give you a full beard with no side effects, you would still find some reason to complain and say that's not going to fix your problem.

get over it. try to fix the things you can fix and stop worrying about the things you can't change. reasonable! jesus fucking christ I can't believe you're seriously asking about transfering leg hair to your face

life's not fair, but you were born with the genetic hand you were dealt. unless you have a serious medical grade deformity or something (like you have to wear a mask in public) you can look good enough to fuck a LOT of chicks. maybe not every chick, maybe not certain chicks you have oneitis for, but you can spend the rest of your life fucking chicks and still not run out of chicks willing to fuck your ugly ass.

dammit_redskins · Thu May 25 1:20:54 2017 UTC

My friend from college had a baby face and couldn't grow any facial hair besides a sparse patch on his neck. He fucked girls left and right because he was a cool and confident guy.

Your problem isn't your lack of facial hair. It is something else.

yaozy · 2017-05-25T10:01:53+00:00

....and when you finally manage to figure out how to get some sort of beard, and you're still not getting any lays whats next to blame.

If you honestly believe a lack of facial hair on the side of your face is whats single-handedly stunting your sex life, you have other issues to deal with champ

stonepimpletilists · 2017-05-25T00:42:55+00:00

Fuck man. A beard wont fix your brain

niczar · 2017-05-24T22:33:47+00:00

Minoxidil lowers blood pressure, not raise it. Works for me, probably not for everybody.

RDamoNR · 2017-05-25T01:43:48+00:00

Dude, Use Minoxidil, i've used it for thep ast 3 months and it showed GREAT gains. I'm one of those people that couldn't grow a beard genetically but Minoxidil changed my life, check it out.

karasline24 · 2017-05-25T01:53:14+00:00

Do you honestly think that girls will come swarming to you if you manage to get a beard?

McCoop_ · 2017-05-25T04:40:00+00:00

Hey, go speak with a therapist and work through your problems if possible. There are immeasurable numbers of people who have had sex without a beard. Your problems with women are deeper than that and I think talking to a therapist could help you solve these problems. You either don't or won't respect any feedback from reddit so it makes sense to look elsewhere for answers if ýou genuinely want to see results.

prodigy2throw · 2017-05-25T05:21:52+00:00

TIL I am gods genetic gift to man.

Look dude I would trade in my beard for a nice thick head of hair any day. Which I am positive you have.

Not sure where this insecurity about not getting a beard is coming from but there are other ways to get a rugged look. Mainly, the gym.

landon042 · 2017-05-25T10:24:50+00:00

I'll never understand the no beard genetics, what are you a fuckin baby.

I'd love to no have to shave my face, I only have a beard because I'm too lazy too half the year.

failingtheturingtest · 2017-05-25T03:31:30+00:00

Science shows that baby faces with lack of beard are rated as lowest in sexual attraction.

Your "Science" is wrong.

Title	What to do if genetically I cannot grow a beard?
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Date	May 24, 2017 10:28 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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