Just STFU and Read

nastynickdr · 2016-05-07T13:23:13+00:00

OK, and what does she brings to the relationship other than her pussy? Oh wait, her pussy is made of gold and we should be so grateful to have access to it.

GregariousWolf · 2016-05-07T13:21:20+00:00

A recipe for failure.

evilkenevil · 2016-05-07T13:34:28+00:00

My god what a mess. Sounds like an instructional for how to care for a special needs individual. 11. Don't be afraid to start dating a much prettier and willing girl on the side while you give your ailing aged wife space to focus on herself.

EDIT: Just read the responses on the source. The subtext just leaps out at you Don't get married...Don't get married..." Too late for me. Married and experiencing this. A REAL list for men would simply be:

Be kind to her as though she is injured.
Draw a line when she becomes verbally abusive.
Disappear often and develop friends and hobbies outside of the marriage.
Passively prepare for divorce by seeking an attorney privately.
Enjoy your time on this planet however it may be. Your fun isn't contingent to her feeling well/happy/good/whatever.

Is there light at the end of the tunnel? Who knows. You can be ready meanwhile and you don't have to not enjoy yourself on this planet.

Chump_No_More · 2016-05-07T14:11:59+00:00

Lol, saw this 'article' a couple weeks ago. Spit out my coffee laughing.

Should have been titled, 'How to Gaurrentee Your Marriage is a Dead Bedroom'

BluepillProfessor · 2016-05-07T15:16:34+00:00

If you filter this through the hamster it is not so bad.

*1. Listen. There are 2 meanings to this. When men hear "listen to me" they think it means be quiet and let her vent. When women say it they mean: "Do what I say!"

*2. go with the flow- aka don't get butthurt

*3, 4, 5. Be compassionate and validating and romantic and cuddly- sure, if your needs are getting met, go out of your way to meet hers.

*6. If YOU are not in the mood- keep her company? Hell no! If YOU are not in the mood then GTFO and go lift. Also, get your T checked.

*7. Support health- no worries.

*8, 9. Menopause- fuck her right in the pussy

*10. Use Dread where appropriate and needed.

This is a typical bit of female advice. Pure solopsism garnished by a heaping of bullshit.

This advice works GREAT for a man who is "too Alpha." When women give advice like this they are imagining the PERFECT MAN. He is good looking, Alpha as rocks, tough, rugged, has a busy life, and other women fall off of him.

For THAT guy, who only gets comfort tests, this advice is great. For 99% of guys on MRP this is nothing more than: Be a NIIIIIIICE guy and Be Yourself and the right girl will find you. Yah, no thanks.

il-est-ressuscite · 2016-05-07T12:57:37+00:00

Lol!!! Love it. #1.5 - a watched pot never boils.

(Also, be sure to use the NoFuckingClue app to identify your best window of opportunity between hot flashes and night sweats...)

stonepimpletilists · 2016-05-07T13:06:51+00:00

10 sounds good

GatemouthBrown · 2016-05-07T14:47:27+00:00

This is the sort of thing you want to encourage your son to show his gf/fiance. If she thinks that it is even close to reasonable, DO NOT wife her!

Hollerich · 2016-05-07T18:26:45+00:00

I don't understand what this is - what the hell am I reading?

over60_stupid_loner · Sun May 8 4:52:29 2016 UTC

I live with a post menopausal woman. I will guarantee this article is what she says she wants, and, I will absolutely guarantee it all not make her haaaappy. Of course, not that it matters to the author of this retarded article, I could never be happy either following this fucked up advice.

Title	Just STFU and Read
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Upvotes	0
Comments	16
Date	May 7, 2016 12:45 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MarriedRedPill
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