Thought I would add a Field Report from about a week ago. MY wife was complaining that we have not been spending time together (we haven't - I have been crazy busy) so I told her we were going for a walk. During our stroll, I asked if her aunt ruby (her period) was still in town, in a witty way.
Well that didnt go over to well - she started in with the following points:
- yes she still had her period
- she didnt like that this was my objective
- she doesnt like that I am trying to track her period, thinking I am trying to avoid her bitchy times (like now).
Well I handled this one well, with amused mastery and a bit fogging. I stayed lighthearted, ribbed more, and told her I needed to know before we reached the hot neighbor's house.
When we got back to the house (this was the day I work from home, which I have since made "sex day"), I settled back on to the computer and she came to the doorway with a request. I can't recall the specifics, something about me picking something up that was way out of my way and would cause a problem for me. She rarely asks unreasonable things of me, and this was one of them. So I said I would somehow make it work. And then she, believe it or not, she snorted and said "I was just joking - I wouldn't make you do that. My God!"
I have never seen a shit test so clearly. And one that I failed.
A few minutes later, she tells me she is going to take a shower. I don't respond or offer to hop in there like I usually do.
About 10 minutes later she calls for me to help her in the bedroom. Sure enough, there she is, laying in a negligee, all clean and ready for me. Later found out her period had been gone for a day or two.
so what did I learn from this?
- she wanted to have sex with me but wanted me to prove my worth beforehand with a few shit tests
- I failed a few of them, badly.
- thank goodness she grades on a curve.
TL;DR: wife through up admitted shit test requests before sex.
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