Tldr: BIL touched my wife as a joke. Got a plan to deal with this decisively if he moves a finger again, but I'd like your input.
SIL (49) comes over to visit her little sister (36, my wife).
Right behind SIL is her trusty man-poodle, the new BIL. She divorced old BIL a year ago. Replaced him with new BIL about three months ago.
Seen the guy four times, every time walking behind her, eager to please and obey her every command.
My wife greets them in our garden and makes small talk. I was getting my sons ready to go because I'm teaching them to ride a bicycle. On my way out besieged with my excited kids asking me a million questions, I hear my wife in the garden blurt out: "Excuse me? What do you think you're doing?". In a tone that makes the room temperature go down enough to make ice picks.
I notice the tone and then I hear SIL laughing. They're just joking around - I conclude
After getting back she tells me what really happened.
Standing in the garden, out of nowhere, she feels a slap on her ass. She turns around, thinking it's me, and sees BIL standing there grinning. What I heard while leaving was my wife's response to that. . SIL laughed it off and the man-poodle said: "What? I thought you were into alpha males?". My wife told him that he has the wrong idea and removed herself from the situation. They left soon after.
I was surprised (to say the least) because I would have never believed the man-poodle to have the guts. I assume this was his really awkward, lame and borderline retarded way to make a joke and it backfired.
I told my wife to immediately let me know if anything remotely like this happens again with new BIL. She agreed, paused and then asked what I would do if this happened again.
I told her that I would see to it that he got the fuck out of my house and that I would give him a hand if he didn't comply immediately.
I reasoned that there could be two things going on:
1 - New BIL is fucking autistic and/or socially retarded and tries to be funny. Shit blows up in his face when my wife made it clear that she wasn't having any of it.
If this is correct, this behavior likely won't happen again.
2 - New BIL is not the meek poodle he seems to be and has more predator in him than I thought. This would imply that he waited until I was out the door and made his move.
If this is correct, this behavior likely will happen again very soon I can deal with it swiftly and decisively without second guessing.
I told my wife what to do without doubt or hesitation. Had to make a decision in a split second. Got an incredible blowjob that night, so she's showing her appreciation... but I wonder how you guys look at it?