Facepunch needed, morning starfish

BigAjax · 2017-12-12T21:21:46+00:00

You're just another jackass who is looking for the right button combinations to make your wife feel the way you want her to feel. You don't give a shit about improving yourself or actually being worth fucking enthusiastically. All that matters is that your mommy-figure uses her vagina in just the right way to validate you and fill up the emptiness inside you that you can't be bothered to fill up on your own.

You pushed through and get the sex you wanted, so what's the fucking problem? Oh yeah, it's not the sex you wanted, it's the validation. Mommy didn't smile and tousle your hair when she gave you your sex-cookie. If you had just been horny as hell and wanted to nut in her, you wouldn't be typing absolutely ridiculous, pathetic shit like "What is she thinking?" to a bunch of strangers on the Internet.

Adding some more detail, you're a needy, thirsty pussy with an overpowering case of oneitis, and you have a sperg-like fixation on whether every single little thing you do is going to open (/keep open) the sex spigot. You also are the kind of limp dick who obsesses over how your wife is responding to your "red pill journey." You're set up to fail spectacularly. Your wife is going to love getting boned by Chad.

red-sfpplus · 2017-12-12T21:40:24+00:00

So my problem (in my head) is the starfish

This is your problem? You are a DEERING faggot.

Let me point out where you fucked up previous to the starfish:

wife and I got into an argument

STFU

I have strong feelings about.

No one cares, esp her.

I was pissed, my facial expressions said otherwise

STFU, and contain your butthurt

clearly lost of my frame

clearly

things escalated

Still didnt STFU huh?

tried to calm it down

Let me guess, you tried to explain logically your "strong feelings" of butthurt. Faggot

It ended up being ok

No it didnt, she just gave up on your stupidity

finding some common ground and understanding

No

All is good

Still fuck no.

Do I do this more?

No, you STFU

Next steps?

STFU

Thoughts?

You are a pussy. You are inside your wives frame. No one gives a shit about your "strong feelings" about whatever topic. Opinions are not changed in arguments.

You fucked up the entire situation, by not STFUupping and then on top of it you DEERed like a bitch.

Your wife is a SAINT for even giving you starfish sex the next morning after this fuck up you so clearly laid out for us.

Here is a pro-tip for you. Get your frame, butthurt and emotional BS under control. The starfish sex is not the problem. It is your lack of testicular fortitude that is fucking things up for you.

Go to the gym and lift something heavy. Ask the iron what it thinks about your "strong feelings" about whatever BS all this was about in the first place.

straius · 2017-12-12T21:48:44+00:00

Pro tip: if you don't want starfish, don't initiate while she's asleep. If she's not turned on enough by your touch to the point that she reacts sexually, even while asleep, then leave it alone and initiate when she's you know... conscious.

Keep your expectations in an appropriate place (ie... realistic).

simbarlion · 2017-12-12T23:23:38+00:00

On a positive note, she actually gave you starfish, so there is either a small amount of submission, unless she just can't be fucked with more confrontation. It is called duty sex.

Duty sex is given in a negative way (she felt she had to). Every bit if information provided in the sidebar will help you turn this into her doing it in a positive way, that is, because she wants to.

Step #1, don't argue.

outlawrp · 2017-12-12T21:44:58+00:00

No comment

BobbyPeru · 2017-12-12T21:50:39+00:00

So you acted like a bitch the night before by arguing, and now you’re surprised you got starfish in the morning?

mrpthrowa · 2017-12-12T21:19:59+00:00

Get out of her frame.

Flagfootball99 · 2017-12-13T01:02:51+00:00

“Got into an argument about something I have strong feelings about” - gay

Did she make fun of your D&D game?

Need a strong, confident , fun loving frame. Nothing should rattle you , especially not something this stupid.

screechhater · 2017-12-13T01:05:46+00:00

do you have any idea what in the fuck even happened between the night before and the morning action and how important the "qucikee" routine is ?

Apparently not, side bar are you even lifting ?

Title	Facepunch needed, morning starfish
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	3
Comments	17
Date	December 12, 2017 8:50 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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