Reading the sidebar on a Kindle

screechhater · 2017-08-07T22:24:35+00:00

Just own what you do. Don't make any promises and start reading Above all STFU and avoid DEERing a response.

"Are you unhappy ?" "Yes. I am". "Why ?" "I'll let you know when I figure it out .... ". The end. Change the subject

youscum · 2017-08-08T00:12:58+00:00

"Damage done"? What damage was done? She always believed you were a bitch, but by deleting the books and not owning your shit you just confirmed her suspicions.

I have a "family" account with Amazon. I have my email log in, my wife has hers. I'm not sure if our book purchases are shared or not, I never checked. But I don't care. Only someone with a weak frame should give a shit.

Her: "You bought some marriage books on Kindle?!?!?"

Me: "Yup."

Her: "OMG? Why? Are you not happy?"

Me: "Do you think we have a perfect marriage?" (Pressure flip)

Her: "Well I did but now I'm not so sure!"

Me: "Well...there's something you can do to convince me that we do" (start unzipping your pants)

Her: "OMG your disgusting!"

Me: "I thought you said I was perfect?"

And around and around you go. Own your shit. There is a beautiful comfort in living a completely truthful and honest life.

WildeVy900 · 2017-08-08T11:15:54+00:00

Your next purchase should be the Kama Sutra, synced to her device, definately synced.

chachaChad · 2017-08-08T12:31:21+00:00

I used to be afraid that the wife would find my kindle books or that she wouldn't like the books I read. I got over. She's commented a few times when I've fucked up about the crazy stuff I'm reading. I agree and amplify and tell her I'll read what I like.

I'm fucking tired of being a pussy and trying to make someone else happy at my expense. Fuck that. Read NMMNG then WISNIFG.

Countpudyoola · 2017-08-08T15:03:08+00:00

"Hey, the benefit of having Kindles are we can both read them at the same time."

If you ever feel like you're sudden caught with your pants down, just start dancing like you meant to.

Instead of "Sorry maam, allowest me to delete the offending words from thine eyes!"

Either way just keep on with it. The only additional shit-test you'll encounter (and now can be prepped for) is "What, did you read that in one of your books" or "Is this you or the books".

Make it the new you. Indistinguishable from what was written.

Scurvemuch · 2017-08-08T15:05:48+00:00

"yes I did."

" blah bla"

" Because I wanted to read them"

"Well I think they are dumb"

" Cool. not sure if you are implying that I am dumb , or just sharing"

mindfulbutgutless · 2017-08-08T17:46:18+00:00

this should be stickied to the top of the NMMNG sub as well. Fucking Mr Glover says talk to your wife, fortunately The BluepillProfessor's book was my first reading.

BigB1901 · 2017-08-11T03:47:08+00:00

This stuff should not be a secret just don't share details or talk about and all will be good. She will not read more than a few pages, from that she will thinking you banging every women you talk too. It all positives in my view, adds a little dread into the mix.

Title	Reading the sidebar on a Kindle
Author	TurdDoctor
Upvotes	11
Comments	12
Date	August 7, 2017 10:12 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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