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Stop thinking out loud

by stew7000 | August 01, 2017 | askMRP

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A surefire way to be shit tested is to think out loud. Obviously shit tests will come your way, but if you really want them to be coming at you like a Contra spray gun, say stuff out loud in front of your wife like:

Wonder if I have time to go to that place.

Thinking about going into town to pick something up..

Not sure which restaurant is better.

Maybe I shouldn't tell my brother about that.

I think I have time to fit that in before I leave.

Etc etc.

When I do this in front of my wife, my wife immediately jumps in with a pointed opinion on the matter. I've been nuking these too frequently ("I didn't ask for your opinion" or "I don't need you to respond") and am coming across as a bitchy little boy in doing so.

I could avoid the whole damn situation by stopping my thinking out loud.

TL: DR Contemplate questions in your mind, and only open your mouth when you can firmly and decisively state as captain what you're going to do. Or better yet, don't say anything - just fucking do it!


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Title Stop thinking out loud
Author stew7000
Upvotes 20
Comments 9
Date 01 August 2017 08:10 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/205771
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/6quubi/stop_thinking_out_loud/
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[–]The_LitzRed Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

TOL is a surefire way to demonstrate you are unsure of yourself and have no confidence. Basically you are second guessing yourself in public.

It is good you caught yourself doing it. Instead of being a bitch by snapping at her when you do it, turn it into AM/fun.

[–]anythingincRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

We. found. love. right. where. we. are.

But yeah, good observation.

If I do it and she starts interjecting I get more and more ridiculous until she is wondering why the fuck she is commenting on whether or not I make a sex doll out of a punching bag and the always warm and fresh Mrs. Smiths pumpkin pie.

Wonder if I have time to go to that place.

Female opinion

Yeah but I have to be in Vegas to accept my award for "Best Extra in a Bukkake Video" at 7PM sharp. And the invite says "Sexy Black Tie" and I don't even know wtf that means, I went to cotillion for fucks sake.

Not sure which restaurant is better.

Female opinion

Yeah, but this one is closer to a Stage 1 trauma center and a police station, and ever since "the accident" that is pretty important to me.

Maybe I shouldn't tell my brother about that.

Female opinion.

Honey, I have seen his penis, and thus we share a special bond that you could never hope to understand.

You get the idea. Anyway, the idea is to show some amused mastery and make her laugh and get some banter going.

[–]BobbyPeru1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

When I catch myself doing this I just trail off... She's usually very inquisitive like a shark smelling blood in the water, and I'll just say "oh nothing." And she's learned not to push it past that.

[–]318jimmynow0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Would give two thumbs up if I could

One for the substance and one for the Contra reference. Loved that game.

[–]maxofreddit0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Would you say this applies just as well to... "I was thinking of having a threesome"... ?

(Only half joking)

[–]straius0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Get her in the game of picking a woman out before you put it forward seriously. Because what you're really doing is asking her to "imagine" having that other woman and we know the power of a woman's imagination.

Bonus points for asking her to follow up with what she would do to her or have done to her if it were her choice.

Regardless of her seriousness about a threesome, she will certainly be sexually excited and know you're the reason for it and know she can express that kind of sexuality around you as well.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Wholly fuck, I think I missed this in the side bar Maybe it was in MMSLP But wait, doesn't Athol talk about drinks and snacks on the counter in 5,4,3,2,1 ?

Thanks for posting this, us autistic fucks needed a reminder

[–]WesternhagenWinner-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

TL;DR STFU

[–]stew7000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Amen



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