What's your favorite excuse for disciplining wife?

SampsonBrass · Tue Jan 10 20:05:05 2017 UTC

Best thing really, have her spank you.

Then head back to the dorm and the bong. D- on today's creative writing effort.

Sapphire_Jizz · 2017-01-10T20:00:19+00:00

Seriously? You don't need a plausible reason to do anything to your wife. No need to manufacture a scenario where she fucks up so that you feel... okay... with smacking her ass somewhat hard and repeatedly.

Just tell her that she has been naughty -- doesn't actually matter if she has or hasn't. If she asks "what for?" or tries to get into the role-play of it... tell her something kinda funny and retarded like "the meatloaf was too juicy." Have fun -- that's what this is supposed to be. Or feed her hamster some bullshit about how she needs to be disciplined and that she's been needing your strong, authoritative will imposed on her ass. Then take her to town and start fingering her as you do it. When she's really into it, well, you know what comes next.

How do I learn to slap the shit out of her? I'm worried (read: confident) I'll be a puddle of tears before she is. Gah

Facepalm...

bogeyd6 · 2017-01-11T21:31:37+00:00

Meh, it's a woman. If you wait long enough she will give you a reason all on her own.

BobbyPeru · 2017-01-10T22:56:39+00:00

Maybe Madonna Whore complex. Cup your hand in a way that it makes a loud sound but doesn't hurt if that helps you. This feels trolly

[deleted] · 2017-01-11T09:58:58+00:00

Don’t overthink it.

If your wife is anything like mine (and mine did not ask, instead I catched her watching the Spanking scene from "Secretary" (it’s pretty good, and it’s on Youtube)), your doubts will evaporate when you see how aroused she will get when you do it.

You might find yourself enjoying spanking her as well when, even though watching D/s porn isn’t getting you horny (most of it is crap anyway).

For your first time I wouldn’t recommend the role-playing angle, it is not necessary.

You seem to be in your head quite a bit, this will go away after your first time. If you’re the kind of person that thinks too much of the how, do it like this when you find yourself in the right mindset (maybe when you’re especially horny one night):

Don’t appear nervous, that’s a turn-off, fake it until you become it.
If you’re not into dirty talk, don’t force it. Let it come natural.
Flip her on her stomach, pull down her panties, grab and fondle her ass. Don’t pet her lightly, make sure she knows that she is yours.
Your hands are sufficient to start.
Slap her ass, first lightly then harder. Escalate intensity, it’s not like slapping her ass while clothed, you’d be surprised how much she can and wants to take.
Undress her pants / panties completely so you have access to her pussy for fingering her.
Find the right angle to have your hand hit her ass. More slapping noise = better.
Increase intensive of the slaps, alternate buttocks. I wouldn’t slap one more than 4, 5 times.
Judge her reaction to the pain, if you think it gets close to being too much, be a bit more soft for the few next strokes.
Alternate rhythm, it’s pull/push in away, don’t be mechanical.
Take short breaks to build up desire. Also a good opportunity to finger her from behind.

And on a more practical note, be aware that the ass can will become sore so if you want to flip her over to fuck her, it might hurt in a the not good way. Either stop before you think that point is reached, or find some other way to get off. I’d def. recommend that you fuck her after the first spanking so the ending isn’t awkward.

Afterwards, make sure that she is extra comfortable. A light spanking doesn’t need a big deal of aftercare, but she shouldn’t feel dirty for enjoying it.

nantucketghost · 2017-01-22T03:43:07+00:00

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BrazilRedPill · 2017-01-11T02:36:42+00:00

Listen here: you won't spank her because she did anything wrong. You will spank her because she is sexually aroused by the act. Your reason to spank her is sexual. Period.

Dude, look things the right way: 1) she asked for you to spank her; 2) she gave you a guide on how to spank. It's fucking consensual. To her, it's similar to fingering her, to eat her pussy.

It's not about discipline, it's about sex. Spank the shit out of her, then fuck her caveman style. That's what she wants. Fucking do it.

[deleted] · 2017-01-10T20:12:27+00:00

I remember once, there was this 6'4 flight attendant for Omani air. New zealand girl. One of my shipmates was big on her, and my messmate (who used to love running around in muslim countries naked for some reason, Omani library, Dubai macdonalds...) made fun of me, 'you're not going to let him beat you, are you?'

And typical ego driven guy, wasn't about to lose to that guy.

So I fucked her. For the record, I'm 5'9, that height differential is awkward as hell, let alone wearing her flight attendant cap in the middle of it (with the swopping head scarf)

So, you may be asking, why did you tell this story? Why did you have sex with that super tall girl, and why in gods name did you wear that stupid hat? was red ATT

I dunno, because I could.

You think too much, you are thinking your way out of fun, turn your brain off. Chad didn't care, Chad was busy fucking her sideways, while you were learning how to spank women from your mother.

[deleted] · 2017-01-10T22:15:30+00:00

I get what you are saying. Have her slap you on the face during sex, tell her never more than once when she does. Channel that instant anger response into a spanking. You can also punish her for wanting to be punished. What a slut.

mabden · 2017-01-10T22:45:13+00:00

Sex God Method, role play. Her: naughty school girl caught cheating on her exam. You: stern english teacher with a thick ruler/paddle.

screechhater · 2017-01-11T04:24:26+00:00

Dear Numbnuts

Spark her to arouse her so that she can think of you as powerful vs blue balled beta boy. After she is aroused from spanking she may be able to fantasize about being dominated and accept your cock in other places.

Got it. ? If not, plug the coordinates into your gps

InChargeMan · 2017-01-11T05:26:02+00:00

A couple of months ago when you were traveling for work she sucked Chad dry. I know because that is my name, and she was fantastic. Is that a good reason?

weakandsensitive · 2017-01-11T08:21:53+00:00

start blaming her for your problems. then when you discipline her, yu can FEEL like you're disciplining yourself.

chief_slap_ahoe · 2017-01-11T10:28:43+00:00

Why do you have to have a reason.

Silverandgold2 · 2017-01-11T12:28:17+00:00

When she says "hi, how was your day"

Be like... "hi?" "When you speak to me, you address me as "SIR"

"Get over here slut! i am punishing you!"

lmao!

My girl loves it when i punish her, of course, i am rather gentle with her, because i have a huge soft spot for her. But sometimes i am hard on her, cuz i know she likes it.

Don't get angry, just know she likes it when you pretend to get angry, DO IT FOR HER! lolll!

edwardhwhite · 2017-01-12T04:47:26+00:00

Create a situation where you set up a fake rule, like no reaching for your junk until you say so. Tell her you'll punish her if she breaks the rules. She will do it.

luckie_duckie · 2017-01-12T16:49:55+00:00

She is asking you to spank her and you need an excuse? Tell her that she has been bad for thinking about you fucking her all day long. How she needs to stay focused on the day. She can't be getting so turned on when you aren't there to fuck her.

Porn is fucking weak... don't watch porn for ideas. It is visual candy to whack of to, not to learn from. Those women are being paid to have sex with those men, there is no skill involved.

BluepillProfessor · 2017-01-13T01:59:23+00:00

She doesn't want to be "punished" or "disciplined." She wants to be spanked. We don't reccomend "spanking" for "discipline" any more than we recommend "rape" for "seduction."

Read harder with more discernment.

BluepillProfessor · 2017-01-13T02:06:11+00:00

Hmmm, maybe you can invite Chad over to spank her? You could sit on the bed and cry while they make fun of your wee wee.

nantucketghost · 2017-01-22T03:43:07+00:00

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rocknrollchuck · 2017-01-10T23:24:59+00:00

You Naughty Thing! A Beginner's Guide To Spanking

This article might give you some insight into WHY she wants it. But the fact is, she wants it. Considering how far you've come, I would do what is necessary to make it happen for her.

One tip: use something besides your bare hand, something thin and flexible that will give a good loud SMACK without you having to hit very hard. I have one of those plastic paddles, you know, the kind with the rubber ball attached to a stretchy string? I took the string and ball off it and use it on my wife sometimes. It is the perfect size, and flexible enough to really make a loud smacking sound and redden her cheeks without me feeling like I'm actually hurting her. Yeah, it smarts but doesn't leave any lasting marks.

My guess is that she loves the emotional release as much as the physical aspect itself. I would also bet that after you do it this way for a while, you may start to enjoy it more.

Title	What's your favorite excuse for disciplining wife?
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Date	January 10, 2017 7:32 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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