Shit test response

UEMcGill · 2016-12-19T01:30:33+00:00

Well if you text-respond I'll ban you so there's that.

stonepimpletilists · 2016-12-19T00:21:46+00:00

Dont answer. Dont waste your time respinding to her shit

sh0ckley · 2016-12-19T00:31:57+00:00

The division of household labor is an elaborate feminist hoax. My mother did everything around the house I grew up in and was fucking miserable enough to take it out on her children and character assassinate my father. I have stopped trying to demystify my dysfunctional family of origin and instead just rebooted my own life.

The solution I implemented after reading the sidebar here is to live my life as if I were single after killing my covert contracts: I run the budget and treasury and do all the shopping/cooking etc. make sure everything is dealt with genuinely DGAF. I used to act like the miserable bitch my mother was and whine about having to do everything.

Then my woman started getting scared and asking if she could help. Lately she says she feels useless so I put her to work with laundry and cleaning - but much of this was not even prompted by me. She just started doing it. If she doesn't wanna fuck then I go out and practice dread level 7. I just started the StyleLife Challenge.

OP for now STFU and the read/implement the side bar. Eventually your woman will be asking if she can carry the groceries and worry that you don't need her... because you don't.

screechhater · 2016-12-19T02:03:26+00:00

Holy Shit !!!!!!

Just shut the fuck up. Don't respond. Give her a massage when she gets home.

Fuck almighty. Someone shoot me.

askmeanything2 · 2016-12-18T23:54:20+00:00

why is she not used to carrying the bags, who carried them before?

youcantdenythat · 2016-12-19T00:11:25+00:00

Can't she get a cart or something?

SexistFlyingPig · 2016-12-19T03:38:23+00:00

Haha.

"Well, try buying less useless crap."

This will lead to a blowup after she gets back. She'll yell at you, you'll be stoic. When she's exhausted herself yelling at you, you'll get up, give her a hug and a 10 second kiss, and she'll throw herself at you to have sex and feel better.

BobbyPeru · 2016-12-19T04:45:58+00:00

No response.

I ghosted my wife on a couple shit test texts earlier and she flipped her shit. She owns that, not me.

Title	Shit test response
Author	Esto-Vir
Upvotes	1
Comments	26
Date	December 18, 2016 11:29 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/5j33j1/shit_test_response/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askMRP/shit-test-response.206758 https://theredarchive.com/post/206758

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