OmLaLa's Tinder Guide

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March 2, 2019

I've been looking for this on Google, but to no avail. Can somebody provide me with a link please?

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Title OmLaLa's Tinder Guide
Author friedchicken354
Upvotes 66
Comments 38
Date 02 March 2019 09:27 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear222101 points102 points  (23 children) | Copy

I can paraphrase.

He used shirtless mirror pic. and a bio that reads:

‪”Dominant, highly-driven, successful man that wants to pin you against the wall... tonight. Seeking a petite, athletic girl who knows how to use her hips in all the right ways.‬ ‪Let's skip the B.S. Online dating is mostly a waste of time. You'll text me for days, excited to meet me, and then get scared at the last minute.‬ ‪Do me a favor, and don't write back unless you're ready to call me daddy.‬”

Say “hi” as an opener

followed by “whatre you looking for”

Say “k cool” or “k good” to her response.

“Friends maybe more” if she asks you.

get her number.

send her a hot pic of yourself with the caption , “Names x”

start a conversation but purposely don’t continue it for 24 hours. (He called it let them bake)

drop the conversation you started and instead set the meet up. be dominant in the setting, dont ask a question. “let’s go here at x for x” he was a fan of telling them to bring something irrelevant. like a warm jacket even though they wouldn’t need it. it puts a submissive vibe in them early on.

confirm the day of and have multiple dates lined up Incase flakes.

That’s the whole thing pretty much

[–]mrpthrowa45 points46 points  (20 children) | Copy

Pretty much... you need to be top 0.5% visually to pull off his Tinder game though.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten43 points44 points  (14 children) | Copy

Top 10% will do it. Not every girl responds to the shred, some want the hairy chested beef. This strategy is just level 99 polarization, hinged on your looks

[–]Joeboard17 points18 points  (13 children) | Copy

Ive just recently dabbled in tinder and its pretty depressing tbh. Im only two weeks in and the only real responses im getting are thicker girls im not really attracted to. Def gotta get updated pics, im just not a dude to go around recording my life. I read somewhere that top 10% of girls get 90% matches. Top 10% dudes get just over 40% matches.

[–]Velebit29 points30 points  (6 children) | Copy

Nah. Male models get less matches then a female in a wheel chair. Look for face and lms on youtube it is a channel dedicated to this and looksmaxing.

[–]Son0fMan4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

I live in a big city. Met this HB5 korean girl who shows me her tinder that she had just made the previous night. Typical weeabu filters duck faces and peace sign gestures. Bio basic af. I would've swiped left. 1860+ matches.

[–]Velebit3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly. Most men swipe right to everything. Tinders own research shows that women take some 10 times more time before they swipe right. That means for every right swipe the female fought her inner resistance and imagined that guy passing shit tests.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear2222 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

What? No. There was an experiment where a guy took the model from the Call Me Maybe video and used his pics for a tinder profile. It was 99% match rate. He used openers like, “Let’s fuck” and the girls were down.

[–]Velebit2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy


[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear2222 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah, no shit you are. Couldn’t be further from the truth

[–]Velebit5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Man there are dozens of these tests and none of them have anywhere near that success rate. Show me the proof.

[–]jreed110 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

What’s considered a lot of matches for a guy? I get anywhere from 3-6 per day if I decide to swipe (not trying to humble brag I’ve just not yet seen a clear answer to this), is that average, below average, or above average do you think?

[–]An_Actual_Politician4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Depends entirely on location. When I travel to urban areas the matches with good looking women are bottomless.

When I travel to rust belt smaller markets it's a fraction of the action and a lot less attractive women.

[–]StevieWondersHummer1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I'd say above average... I got only 3 in the first month i used it, but that was only swiping on HB7.5+

The 2nd month I just swiped right every time and got about 5 in 1 week, but this time not the ones i wanted.

[–]jreed113 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

I try to be selective because I read that swiping a lot decreases your profile value

[–]StevieWondersHummer0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

dam did not know that, i will go back to being selective too then. Just sucks never getting a match you want. And when I do, they don't respond or ghost after saying hi

[–]Joeboard1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thats a lot. Ive gotten that in like 10 days lol

[–]Andgelyo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I’ve done this on tinder multiple times and I am an average red piller. This will work, but your quality of women will vary from landwhale to semi Stacy. Most will be landwhales.

[–]KaiSmashSmashSawmash 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy

I’ve done this I’m a 7 did this with multiple 6s. I probably came off as 10 because of my behavior though and lack of texting.

[–]mrpthrowa0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

multiple 6s.

no thanks

[–]CaptainBW0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Cool, I was doing that without even having known of this guide lmao. Not to ego stroke, but it does work through polarization. But 80% of chicks on Tinder are looking JUST for attention/validation out of boredom as it were anyways. No one should go in with hopes up, and certainly not let your hopes get down if it doesn’t result in ultra meetups/banging right off the bat. Plus there’s a lot of fatties on there.

[–]An_Actual_Politician1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Granted I'm after an older demographic than most here but I've found that yes - they're all after validation but also betabuxs. Lots and lots and lots of "I need someone to pay for these kids I just ripped away from their father(s)".

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten25 points26 points  (5 children) | Copy

Here's the post. It took me five seconds to find and archive. You must suck at Google.

/u/omlala for anyone who hasn't read his shit. Probably the most demonstrably hard core red guy out there. Total slayer, zero interest in commitment. Got shredded and wrote hilarious FRs (And Ruth Gets Jealous is probably his magnum opus)

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K181 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah he was the bomb. Relatable, too, because apparently he was beta as fuck.

Just a guy who wasn't afraid to put shit into action. Drew heavily on polarity between alpha and beta.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Glad you liked it. Also glad my message’s is still circulating out there.

Especially nowadays.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'd suggest you make a top post called "read my work", there is a lot of good there and when we go on hiatus the noobs won't find it on their own generally. Even little one sentence summaries with links to your favorites would be a big value add.

Good to see you back for now

[–]1redhawkes4 points5 points  (5 children) | Copy

Ctrl+F Everything OmLaLa ever wrote

[–]Mescalean5 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy

Who the fuck is omlala

[–]VikkBlack11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

He was the previous president, right?

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Underrated shitpost reply

[–]Moolg867 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

liKe YoU NeEd tO ReAd ThE SiDeBar MaN

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

He used to post couple of years ago. You must be new.

[–]someonesopinion6969-5 points-4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Help? Don't use google. use duckduckgo or something

[–]FunkyGrip20002 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I like that Duckduckgo doesn't track at all, but the search results aren't as good and it's inconvienient.

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