[SATIRE] 5 Creative Ways To Get The Most Out Of Your Nice Guys

WorkThrow_away · 2014-04-29T19:33:50+00:00

Christ... That made me feel ill.
I know it's satire and all, but it's not far off the mark.
Never again.

TheSKSpecial · 2014-04-29T19:40:02+00:00

Anne Gus.

The misc gift that keeps on giving.

FloranHunter · 2014-04-29T23:30:11+00:00

Most of this stuff is totally believable and i have seen it first hand- dinners, gifts, rides, "venting." I realize this is satire, but number four where they get "it" to buy them condoms and drive them to the place where they get boned? Has anyone actually seen this in real life?

InfraredPillpusher · 2014-04-29T20:57:10+00:00

Good use of the neuter pronoun for Nice Guys.

RS73 · 2014-04-29T20:16:37+00:00

The photo at the top of the article says so much. It's a freakin' work of art.

MartialWay · 2014-04-29T21:07:06+00:00

Call up one of your Nice Guys and get it to give you a ride.

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!

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[deleted] · 2014-04-30T10:21:14+00:00

That picture is fuckin' hilarious.

tmpjb · 2014-04-30T13:15:25+00:00

Pretty funny, but she (he?) missed the token argument "but all he wants is sex anyways". As if that justifies it. And for the record, nice guys are the ones who would love to be in a relationship, not the alphas. They seem to think that the nice guy is some douchebag in disguise with his hat on backwards telling his bros how he gets all the bitches by buying them stuff and taking interest in their problems.

garlicextract · 2014-04-30T21:20:28+00:00

The comments are absolute fucking gold.

JimmyRustler posts a mad, angry, beta rant about how all women are bitches and whores (well he's not necessarily inaccurate, but his anger at the article displays his betaness) and he's responded to with this gem:

TyroneBeeBeeSea -> JimmyRustler • 3 hours ago mah nigga how mad is you? calm down my nigga obama will take care of everything my nigga my president is black and my lambo is blue

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jobs33ker · 2014-04-30T15:01:55+00:00

i love how they refer to them as "it". So fucking on point.

Title	[SATIRE] 5 Creative Ways To Get The Most Out Of Your Nice Guys
Author	Hlewagastiz
Upvotes	37
Comments	17
Date	April 29, 2014 7:13 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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