Sorry Dudes: Here’s 5 Reasons That Girl You Like Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With You

Archwinger · 2014-03-18T13:00:30+00:00

Satire like this sounds more believable than most actual women.

trplurker · 2014-03-18T08:27:58+00:00

Fucking hilarious and the really funny part is that the commentators aren't in on the joke. They are accusing the "author", whom I'm positive is a reader of RK / TRP, of being this super entitled bitch, and not realizing that it's representative of your modern western women. Those women actually think like this, only more rationalization.

notseriouslyserious · 2014-03-18T12:06:58+00:00

At some point I cant help but wonder if the site intentionally publish misc articles because they bring in more traffic for the site = more ad $$$

through_a_ways · 2014-03-18T10:06:56+00:00

Poe's law

yea_tht_dnt_go_there · 2014-03-18T13:42:13+00:00

At first I was like i'm 5'8" and I do fine for myself, than I got to number 5. I was like ohhh now I get it.

iseeyou1312 · 2014-03-18T11:28:30+00:00

He's the same person that published this article.

They are a troll from the misc section of body building forums.

[deleted] · 2014-03-18T14:47:18+00:00

Humor without jokes= red pill

Hlewagastiz · 2014-03-18T15:39:45+00:00

http://time.com/28641/thought-catalog-accidentally-publishes-fake-feminist-essay-jokingly-penned-by-gym-bro/

Okay I just made TIME magazine

Cyralea · 2014-03-18T17:07:23+00:00

This is brilliant. The feminists who aren't aware this is satire are praising this like it's their anthem, whereas the ones who know it's satire are against it because "it's totally not what feminism is". Apparently the only difference is the light being shone on it.

Anyone looking for a TRP takeaway, each of these bullet points are things that add to your SMV. Regardless of how shitty it may make women seem, this is the reality of it. This is what most women want. If your goal is to attract women then you have a handy list of things to work towards, in addition to building your personality.

CaptainDerpknocker · 2014-03-18T12:41:46+00:00

"Ann Gus"

Clauderoughly · 2014-03-18T14:46:12+00:00

Didn't realize it was satire at first and got pretty ticked off at the short part.

I'm 5'4. It's tough as fuck but I usually try to do whatever I can to make up for it. Worst part is that I'm on a big self-improvement tirade but there's absolutely nothing I can do about my height. Just keep lifting I guess. If I can't grow upwards I'll grow outwards.

HeadingRed · 2014-03-18T15:02:39+00:00

Is this meant as humor? She states don't be ugly, don't be fat, don't be short. Then tells you to not to engage in fat-shaming etc. Is this a "I want a hot, tall, interesting funny rich guy whose a tiger in bed but don't expect me to live up to your expectations" thing?

[deleted] · 2014-03-18T13:57:27+00:00

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[deleted] · 2014-03-18T15:22:13+00:00

Shit like this doesn't seem to be constructive. Circle-jerking for us, perpetuating stupid ideas for those clueless to the satirical content, but the third response will be from our opponents. using fake articles devalues theRedPill truths and reminds me of a dueling political climate: the kind of place where everybody is forced to ascribe to stupid shit because of the side they chose.

Edit: extra word

Title	Sorry Dudes: Here’s 5 Reasons That Girl You Like Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With You
Author	Hlewagastiz
Upvotes	24
Comments	27
Date	March 18, 2014 8:14 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/20pd5s/sorry_dudes_heres_5_reasons_that_girl_you_like/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/TheRedPill/sorry-dudes-heres-5-reasons-that-girl-you-like.230734 https://theredarchive.com/post/230734

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