Since Atlas is too embarassed to admit what her winner of a husband did to end up in prison I think we can all agree it was something pretty bad. Child porn? Child touching? Must have been something pretty fucking scummy if Atlas is ashamed of admitting what it is!

wekacuck · 2018-10-05T21:36:42+00:00

Pretty sure he flew into a rage and grabbed a knife and butchered those annoying giant federally-mandated tags on his pillow and mattress.

whichbladeN · 2018-10-05T20:29:24+00:00

Well she said she was his ride or die, so I'm thinking manslaughter lol.

Probably a DUI that got someone killed.

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[deleted] · 2018-10-05T20:39:29+00:00

omg kill yourself already

Tyler_Gatsby · 2018-10-05T20:53:40+00:00

My first guess would be smuggling/trafficking drugs he didn't really even use himself. He was a biker (right?) so probably some Sons of Anarchy type shit. Which would mean he was also probably fine in prison. "He had people."

333i · 2018-10-05T21:02:58+00:00

if i had to guess i would say its none of your fucking business

Gravel_Roads · 2018-10-05T21:14:17+00:00

Didn’t we already have this discussion? It was cannibalism right? He kept choking Alzheimer’s sufferers to death in the back of his unmarked van after leading them there with promises of weed and free health care?

Texastentialism · 2018-10-06T00:07:32+00:00

Ok. I know what Atlas' husband did and I decided to share it in the hopes that it makes you stop posting these threads. I do so at great personal risk, as I'm sure I will lost Atlas' friendship after sharing something personal.

Mr. Atlas went to the big house for

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ripping the tag off of his mattress

Edit: Wow I was drunk when I wrote this comment and I do not remember it AT ALL

[deleted] · 2018-10-05T22:52:41+00:00

Aren't you done fapping to this shit? Haven't you worked out your masturbatory fantasies about Mr. Atlas? Please, get them over with, because the Purge will be over soon.

The first one was kinda funny. This isn't. It's not even close to funny. It's just mean spirited, weird obsession now.

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