Should I be worried?

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December 28, 2019

Long-time lurker.

I'm MRP-aware.

I stumbled into MRP five years ago when I linked from a dead bedrooms post I'd submitted; it was to a post in MRP. My eyes were opened and I knew I was on the right path.

Four years ago things were going south again so I read another article and they got better. I was sure I'd found the right place. MRP builds men.

Fast forward a year and my wife was being a total bitch. "Do this, do that" she'd say, "take out the trash, and clean the floors." When I asked for sex, she'd say "no."

Two years ago I decided to get serious so I looked into nearby gyms.

For the last year I've been focusing on how I can be a better husband. I'm still looking for the right place to lift, and I know I need a badass place rather than some dumbass newbie gym, lol.

I'm in the mindset and it's so obvious I have the frame now. My SBV is a good 9 while hers isn't even that high.

So one of my presents this year was so awesome - sex toys! It had never happened before. Some little thing I put on my thing and some stuff she wears and some anal stuff - like what that one crazy dude writes about here.

It said, "Let's have some sexy times, baby. You are the hot rod whose hot rod I dream of. I want it tonight, Frank."

But my name isn't frank.

Should I be worried?

She told me it was a simple mistake, that those gifts were from my sister who meant to put them in her husband's stocking. His name is Tom.

I asked my sister.

"Fuck no, dumbass, your whore wife is fucking everyone in town, including Frank. Get your head out of your stupid ass."

But then again, her husband once said that "she'll never like anyone I marry." Plus, she's a dumbass and he's a tool, what do they know, lol.

So, should I be worried?

I've been MRP-aware for a while now, I"ve done all the work, and my STP is sky rocketing. She's a fucking stupid bitch anyway, she's probably just feeling insecure with all my changes.

I'm a unicorn you know.

But, should I be worried?

*Edit: Give me some upvotes dicks. I'm pouring my heart out here. *

*Edit 2: All these years I thought the mods set the "victim puke" - holy hell! *

*Edit 3: My wife had been talking about an "open marriage" or that she was "poly amorous" for a while but I wasn't really paying attention. Since the week of 12/25 to 12/31 is generally my "MRP week" I searched it up. Fuck. She's serious about this shit. Goddamnit. Guys you gotta help me. What should I do? Does she need more comfort? *

*Edit 4: Fuck, the Google Slate sucks. *

*Edit 5: Are you fucking kidding me? She says she wants a girls night out on new years and I'm supposed to watch our kid... AND... I'm supposed to paint the basement... AND... she says I need to get a gym membership. Fucking reverse psychology bullshit, bitch. *

*Edit 6: Her father called me and left me a voicemail and said "son-in-law, you're a sixth son to me, even if you're not the bread of my loins (WTF?). But, it's important you call me immediately. I undertand you two are struggling and it's best that I get this off my chest." - What's that douchebag talking about? Any ideas? *

*Edit 7: Fuck al this Google Slate is irritating. Figure, the bitch gave it to me for Christmas. Whore. I'm gonna find some bitches and get laid. *

*Edit 8: tre7e bit3ch. *

*Edit 9: Bitches, ttis., tcucking, godtnmnit, bitcnnes, wore. *

*Edit 10: worweyroie Bitch weryweo Whore sdfoiwerhwew weioiwrhf Whiskey wroiuwjwe wer testosterone rowiwer werourur wouer wouerer pink dumbells twreooowht thoe thehy zumba ttjeuw iryoubswehe thow prostitute. *

*Edit 11: Theiiiswh fwwwh babysitter aweu weour seht smiled at me saswey whe imnlove. *

Edit 12: Damn, I fell asleep. My head is killing me. Christ, I drank too much. Hah. Fucking bitches. No better way to show 'em you don't give a damn than to drink yourself to death, lol. Fuck, I don't even know where my wife is. My father-in-law is bugging the shit out of me. Dick. Where are my kids? Babysitter's gone, too, said I "reminded her of Jeffrey Dahmer," lol, whore. Fucking women, they're all the same.

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Title Should I be worried?
Author johneyapocalypse
Upvotes 14
Comments 43
Date 28 December 2019 12:31 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children) | Copy

It hurts me to have to say this: if any of you cucks took this post seriously, you need to get with the fucking program or get the fuck out. And shame on you all for not recognizing the OP on this one.

[–]Over60_FireTempered3Red Beret42 points43 points  (3 children) | Copy

It is amazing what you could have done in the last five years. Please accept my lavish praise and encouragement to continue thinking about getting it together. You are an inspiration to every noob I ever told to give up and go home.

Please keep lurking here, making your slow steady progress.

My Best to you, your lovely wife, and your sister,


[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Et tu, brute?

[–]Over60_FireTempered3Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

" not affrighted;

Fly not; stand stiff: ambition's debt is paid."

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy

Just keep on being MRP-aware and everything will be great

Nice work

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's what I was thinking.

Thanks man!

[–]HeckleandChide13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy

Lifts please. And not those scary, intimidating lifts like squats and deadlifts. I did one of those once and my knee hurt for 17 seconds and my buddy, Jason, who was pre-med for a semester, said they are dangerous unless you do them on the smith machine.

Jason definitely knows what's he's talking about. He's been married for like 14 years and has a bunch of kids although it's weird that his last two kids appear to be half-black. He says it's because his great-great-great-great grandfather was black and this stuff just skips generations sometimes.

Anyway, I prefer cardio classes with the girls instead of lifting. Have you tried going to Zumba class? Have you tried p90x? How about Beach Body or HerbaLife?

What's your BF%? I don't need the exact number, I'm sure you look pretty close to Brad Pitt in that mean Fight Club movie, just with a bit more padding and less muscle. Girls don't like muscle anyway.

Also, your wife sounds like she is emotionally distant from you. You need to buy her some roses, maybe a pretty pearl necklace then sit her down and ask her how she is feeling. Do something really thoughtful like offering to give her a foot massage or go to the store to buy her some tampons. Make sure she knows that you support her and believe in her 100%.

Make sure to send her long texts about how much you love her and want to spend the rest of your life with her. That gives her the support she needs to feel.

Consider increasing her share of the budget. In fact, go ahead and make her the primary name on all your accounts. That will show her how much you love and trust her.

Finally, if all of that doesn't work, offer to book her a night at the hotel downtown for her and her girlfriends. Sometimes that's what a wife needs to feel closer to her husband. You can stay home and watch the kids of course.

It's good to see you've been 'aware' for years now. Me too. My buddies send texts about this kind of stuff when we watch the kids while our wives are out at girls night. It's pretty fun.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fuck dude. Great advice. I was thinking about some of these things and wondering if they'd be too weak. Fuck that. I'm an alpha.

Spot-on recommendations. You should be flared.

[–]Over60_FireTempered3Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Let me know when you book the hotel for her and her friends, I would like to be available for support. PM me.

Here, have an upvote.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy

Baby steps brother, baby steps.

You should not be so insecure about her getting the name wrong, mine does it all the time!

You should go and apologise to her asap for doubting her word.

[–]RoccoPinkman5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

My girlfriend keeps pronouncing my name ‘dickhead’

[–]The_LitzRed Beret2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Sheeeeeet bro, you messed up. Better buy her jewelry and flowers and book a weekend in Vegas for her and her gf's. Also book a bottle service at one of the best nightclubs.

You can still save this!

[–]RoccoPinkman0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

One step ahead of you brother, already booked it, dread will be fucking next level! While she’s in Vegas knocking back advances from Chad like a good little unicorn and I’m here at home with the kids, she won’t know what I could be up to!

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Holy fuck. Took me too long to realise wtf was going on here

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (7 children) | Copy

This is /u/red-sfpplus level trolling. Well done

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 4 points5 points  (6 children) | Copy

That's the dude with the anal stuff, right?

I bet I could learn a lot from him.

Maybe he'll PM me?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children) | Copy

He only PMs if you wanna get your shit pushed in and provide nudes. Just send a picture of your butthole getting tased

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

Nudes have been part of our relationship for a while.

He's helped me so much.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Your drunk, go home

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

No, I'm not young man. Just flexing.

Ready to watch Money Heist.

It requires a little culture. I'd give you a 2/10 chance.


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Apparently I'm old, I don't even know what Money Heist is, I'm out of the loop.

[–]Over60_FireTempered3Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The next step is you could care less what Money Heist is...

[–]tspitsatgp2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


He has CPTSD (PTSD formed because of his previous long-term romantic relationships).

[–]IATAsshole1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

You might be MRP-aware but your wife is most likely MRP-positive.

Keep on rocking

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I don't know if she's MRP-positive, but she keeps talking about some open-marriage kind of shit. Damn.

[–]RoccoPinkman1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your wife sounds like a complete bitch, you’ve been such a nice guy then you ask for sex and she says no?

I don’t understand women

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

We all feel for you. I for one offer you a big bro hug. AWALT right? I mean, shit, you thought all the right things, you know what to do, what the fuck is her problem, amiright?

[–]DeadGreek0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

*golf clap*

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Golf is for sissies.

[–]LivingRPLife0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You must be bored, sometimes it’s lonely at the top.

[–]SocketusPopetus0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy


[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy



  • Ripped.
  • Ready.
  • Willing.

I could probabaly karate chop you into the next sub, newb.

[–]thcrackthedon-2 points-1 points  (2 children) | Copy

Yes. I’d be very worried about a lot of things if I were you. Your girl is fucking Frank. Your sister confirmed and took it one step further and told you she is fucking everyone in town. Plus not only are you not noticing the heavy sarcasm in the advice these guys are giving you but you’re agreeing and amplifying:buy flowers,send long love texts,ask her about her feelings. Come on bro. You obviously haven’t read a fucking thing. You’re losing but you seem too dumb to realize it. You can take a shot at me,talk shit,tell me I’m wrong or you could realize I’m dead right and look at yourself. I don’t give a fuck either way. Good luck!

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

You can take a shot at me.

You already shot yourself.

[–]Over60_FireTempered3Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm Frank, and I approve this message.

[–]buckeyeboy1977-4 points-3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lift. Stfu. Sidebar. —————————>

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