47 single mum searching for prince charming and a sex machine. If not Chad than WAATGM gone? If you own crocs though it is a deal breaker. Nooo, I am going to die alone....

Old_snowboarder · 2020-10-12T16:05:12+00:00

I wonder if these fat women live in a parallel universe where there are no mirrors?

RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-10-12T15:41:09+00:00

GONNA DIE ALONE!!

Lol. She's funny. Too bad she's a hoe.

adriannmng · 2020-10-12T15:49:44+00:00

Ar 47 she wants a sex machine that is her soul mate and a Disney fairytale at the same time. In exchange the man gets a pierced tongue and most likely an unruly teenager. I can’t figure out the “must not own crocs” part that seems to be such a great dealbreaker that had to be put in caps. What crocs? Crocodiles? Is it a zoo keeper thing? The last part though she got spot on: yeap she is undateable.

silly_birb · 2020-10-12T16:10:23+00:00

Notice her song is the soundtrack of "Fifty shades of grey"

Tongue piercings should be illegal from 30yo

ra_filip · 2020-10-12T16:14:13+00:00

Imagine you are her kid and you find out about her tinder

0mrcynic0 · 2020-10-13T00:04:56+00:00

"I THINK IM UNDATEABLE, GONNA DIE ALONE" - OK.

"I DO NOT SEND PUSSY PICS" - Yet you show you pierced tongue and cleavage. She's right about not showing her pussy, I don't want to see a mutated barnacle staring at me while eating my meal.

A 47-year old with the mentality of a 15-year old who asks where are all the normal men, they've moved on from seeing your profile.

RedditAdminsRCunts66 · 2020-10-12T18:03:58+00:00

The normal men are all out with average or above women (i.e normal )

you seem like a trashy classless entitled bag who thinks its the mans duty to come along and save you from all your piss poor decisions and shortcomings.

no man of quality or options wants to saddle up to a broken wagon, you are nothing but a burden.

Cursedwithknowing · 2020-10-12T16:41:25+00:00

I have to wonder who would sign up for this trainwreck?

ChadInKorea · 2020-10-12T17:33:33+00:00

I THINK AM UNDATEABLE

She's got that right.

Funkydirigidoo · 2020-10-12T17:36:43+00:00

13 comments in and no one mentioned landwhale yet

yoitsericc · 2020-10-12T19:34:21+00:00

"GONNA DIE ALONE"

Yep. Probably the only intelligent thing in your entire profile.

adriannmng · 2020-10-12T16:18:31+00:00

“WILL NOT SEND PUSSY PIC” hence posts tongue out and tits pic herself. Yeah right you won’t, unless Prince Charming aka Chad shows up in your match list.

AurelianWay · 2020-10-12T19:00:19+00:00

Ya no problem you want fries with that?

saberwarthog · 2020-10-12T21:03:53+00:00

Yeah, no.

At 47, in fairytales you are not the Princess waiting for her Prince Charming. You are the vain stepmother. Deal with it.

AstroPixelCollector · 2020-10-12T22:58:37+00:00

That's a particularily unflattering picture of herself.

Heypunk11 · 2020-10-13T05:54:22+00:00

Crocs are actually pretty comfy, I never regret the pair I bought haha

newaccttrial · 2020-10-12T17:17:08+00:00

I read this whole thing in an Aussie accent

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-10-12T18:26:48+00:00

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HellishGod · 2020-10-12T20:34:29+00:00

"I THINK IM UNDATEABLE" - at least she had a moment of epiphany.

x-typo · 2020-10-13T01:19:09+00:00

I mean come on now... we all know why girls performed tongue piercing.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-10-13T01:43:54+00:00

Good grief. You guys are on fire today. Finding the most abysmal profiles I've seen in awhile.

pewdsxtseries · 2020-10-13T04:59:25+00:00

Lol I read crocs and I thought of Florida. Then I remembered crocs are awesome kind of flip flops too.

Dolosmendacium · 2020-10-12T20:58:08+00:00

That’s it...I’m dumping all my tea in ocean

super-happy-throw · 2020-10-12T21:27:20+00:00

Well the last part was realistic

Breaking_the_beta · 2020-10-12T21:27:38+00:00

No one night stands...but here’s me in a towel, praying my cleavage still brings some boys to the yard, and my tongue piercing for performing certain acts on ReAl MeNs...

Overkillengine · 2020-10-13T06:46:13+00:00

I THINK IM UNDATEABLE, GONNA DIE ALONE

"Good"

Sucks for her son though to have that train-wreck as a parent. Hopefully he learns from her example as what to avoid.

Llawgoch25 · 2020-10-13T11:31:49+00:00

"Have my own cleaning business" = She's employed by two different houses to clean for them

Roachcluster · 2020-10-13T15:35:57+00:00

Yes a 47 year old maid what a deal. Like the blue light special at kmart

kingcobra315 · 2020-10-13T15:46:49+00:00

47 years on the planet with nothing to show but a bastard kid and being an unemployed cleaning person. Thank you government

Sintar07 · 2020-10-14T19:20:52+00:00

I love the "MUST NOT OWN CROCS" line; God himself apparently intervened to find somebody who met all her other insane expectations and was willing to give it a go with her ancient ass and THAT was a deal breaker? Some people really choose to be alone.

jihocech · 2020-10-12T19:38:34+00:00

Oi oi oi!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tna7xAPxohY

tosernameschescksout · 2020-10-13T10:24:16+00:00

I don't really see a problem with this one. She seems alright.

LordBogus · 2020-10-14T12:49:34+00:00

At least she still want sex... but she aint getting it from prince charming!

areyes1118 · 2020-10-18T12:38:51+00:00

Tongue piercing says it all folks!

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