Form an orderly line, please

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2020-12-02T16:59:21+00:00

I mean, call me old-fashioned, but I like my woman how I like my coffee:

Without some dude's fresh load busted inside

adriannmng · 2020-12-02T17:34:21+00:00

I have casual sex with hot chicks. Now I want a relationship with a woman that will do dishes and clean the house while I go on hookups. She must not want sex nor money. She also needs to pay my bills

I wonder how many matches I would get with such a bio as a man?

ransay3277 · 2020-12-02T15:24:18+00:00

Jesus... Ya just can't make this stuff up. The jokes write themselves.

fuzzy_brb · 2020-12-02T16:54:52+00:00

There was an Instagram post about contraceptives being focused on the wrong gender since men can impregnate women every day of the year but women can only give birth every 9 months.

Most of the women on there commented how oppressed they were about this fact.

And I was thinking to myself how the actual fu*k are y’all oppressed when y’all possess 99% of contraceptives relative to men???? You are privileged yet you still have to make yourself the victim?

RedSpectrumRays · 2020-12-02T15:28:26+00:00

How about, you know, the actual father?

OG_walrus · 2020-12-02T16:00:38+00:00

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Holzmann · 2020-12-02T15:45:11+00:00

An orderly line into a woodchipper sounds more appealing.

Porscheguy928S · 2020-12-02T16:10:29+00:00

I can’t see the whole picture.

kfree313 · 2020-12-02T16:30:56+00:00

Bruh da fuq am I looking at ? Is she 9 months pregnant ?🤭

2020-12-02T15:52:00+00:00

/ r / pregnantontinder

x-typo · 2020-12-02T15:36:16+00:00

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Old_snowboarder · 2020-12-02T16:15:51+00:00

Are these women so stupid that they don't understand how contraception works or was she trying to trap the guy and he walked?

siuside · 2020-12-02T18:07:09+00:00

What an investment! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2020-12-02T19:14:43+00:00

Is it a death star?

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-12-02T17:35:22+00:00

step-UP?

i assure you cupcake its a giant step DOWN for me.

2020-12-02T15:18:20+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2020-12-02T19:02:30+00:00

Who wants to take full responsibility for a blown out, reckless pussy and her crotch fruit.

Not me!

ltde5150 · 2020-12-02T19:30:47+00:00

I am Jack's complete lack of shame.

Pimp87 · 2020-12-02T20:24:34+00:00

Orderly line to puke 🤢 I presume

OG_walrus · 2020-12-02T20:45:54+00:00

-Omg why doesn't anyone come and take responsibility for my actions??? Is it my fault? No! It's the patriarchy that is wrong! Brb I'm gonna go on twitter and tweet kill all men.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-02T23:03:30+00:00

I don't understand these. She wants a man to "step up" and she just posts a pic of her tits.

How many of these are just escorts trying to get out of the business?

2020-12-03T10:41:45+00:00

Sounds like she's desperately trying to find some sucker stupid enough to put his name on the birth certificate before it pops out.

NotAnOkapi · 2020-12-03T13:18:13+00:00

I'm always amazed how some people fail to grasp that everybody is the protagonist of their own story and nobody simply exists to be at your convenience.

mr_aives · 2020-12-02T18:59:38+00:00

I don't get, it is not possible to see anything lol

TrumpTrollToll · 2020-12-03T01:27:37+00:00

I can’t even read most this

lKyte5 · 2020-12-03T01:28:29+00:00

What am I even looking at

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-03T01:55:25+00:00

"Looking for a poor sucker for my baby daddy. Please spend your money for me. Now look at my chest because that's my only way to attract men."

RealMcGonzo · 2020-12-03T05:08:32+00:00

Please note that "Be the dad" means "You already got all the sex, but you ain't even started paying money yet."

Mox_Ruby · 2020-12-05T00:37:32+00:00

That's a very poor dual-mating strategy.

Zero fucking effort.

That tragity of flesh container shes inhabiting is a perfect visual representation of her complete lack of effort.

Title	Form an orderly line, please
Author	jzerocoolj
Upvotes	104
Comments	51
Date	December 2, 2020 3:16 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/k5b21s/form_an_orderly_line_please/
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