She needs your money to support her 4 kids

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-11-29T23:44:56+00:00

Background checks? That is one of the most demanding things I have seen so far

How is she going to pull that off? I wonder what her definition of a background check is?

Unwittingly reveals to have hooked up with guys who were not single - presumably because they were hawt enough for her not to ask

Straight up reveals she wants a bailout by saying you need a job because she is a mom (so doesn’t have one)

What is the betting she can’t hold a conversation to save her life ?

Sumpm · 2020-11-30T00:51:24+00:00

Neck tat
4 kids
28

Her profile is basically you applying for a job that costs, but doesn't pay.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-30T00:17:42+00:00

"Must have JOB - I'm a mom"

Translation: Must have income stream to take care of my kids.

loneliness-inc · 2020-11-29T23:48:12+00:00

Must have a JOB

You mean the guy from the Bible?

wage_gap_is_a_myth · 2020-11-30T01:22:34+00:00

NO SEX! Btw my four kids are my world 😍
No poly shit! You must be 100% loyal to me! Btw hope you don’t mind me being “friends” with my four baby daddies.
You must be a 10! Btw ignore the pounds of makeup, filters, face piercings, and neck tattoo.
Swipe left if you can [sic] hold a convo! Btw ignore the fact that I don’t know 1st-grade English.
Must make 6-figures, but don’t expect me to work, I’m a #fulltimemom! Btw three of my “hobbies” involve spending exorbitant amounts of money (I can only work out at ~~Planet Fitness~~ Soul Cycle!)
I will do a background check on you! Btw I’m mentally ill.

Jake-Orion · 2020-11-30T00:24:55+00:00

Biggest case of stoner eyes I've ever seen.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-11-30T00:38:58+00:00

She doesn’t say divorced, so she’s cranked out four kids, having never been married? Sheesh.

Redhood616 · 2020-11-30T01:08:04+00:00

Single moms aren’t on OLD to date, they’re on to conduct interviews

TweetBirdie65 · 2020-11-30T03:15:27+00:00

Looks matter?!? Fuck outta here bitch....I’m 99% sure she’s well overweight, plus her pussy has popped out 4 kids(or she has a cesareans scar, yum).

ronoda12 · 2020-11-30T00:06:49+00:00

Trailer trashes don’t ask for background checks.

Cristoff13 · 2020-11-30T01:18:32+00:00

She thinks being a mother entitles her to a good looking man with a job that support her and her kids? Sadly, this looks real. I haven't been on OLD so I don't know how common these sorts of ridiculously entitled profiles are.

In addition to her entitlement and ego, she offers puffiness (which she can't completely hide). Terrible neck tattoo and nose ring (which she makes no attempt to hide). Terrible taste in photo filters (any guy who isn't completely desperate will see dog nose and ears and probably swipe left without thinking).

panzer22222 · 2020-11-30T01:12:32+00:00

If you lined up all the dick she has handled it was stretch to the moon and back

0mrcynic0 · 2020-11-30T01:19:45+00:00

Must have a JOB

Motherhood isn't a job, by the way. Find one so that your poor sucker won't do all the work but what can I expect from an irresponsible woman such as this? Nothing.

...background checks apply.

I demand you to surrender your SSN & Rap sheet first. Works both ways.

...decent convo.

Acronyms like LOL & emojis aren't a form of proper conversation.

yuvrajsama · 2020-11-30T08:42:31+00:00

ask her about her weight and say why so much filter and makeup in photos she will show true colors

PM_ME_SCIENCE_PICS · 2020-11-30T07:43:16+00:00

Shit, this lady isn't for me, I can hold a decent convo.

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-11-30T03:15:44+00:00

I see a sad miserably lonely future in her destiny. too bad so sad :)

illgiveu25shmeckles · 2020-11-30T05:01:14+00:00

Christ that eyeliner job. For someone so worried about looks.

jws755 · 2020-11-30T06:34:17+00:00

4 kids at 28. Neck deep in tats. stupid trendy piercing. No job.

What on Gods green earth does she offer a dude? Youre at best, 5th in line for her attention, and get to do the 'sup dude' head-nod to some prior sperm donor when he comes to pick up Cody or Devlin, while the other 3 kids ask where their dad is.

Rest assured, you'll never have to ask her dads permission to marry her, because her daddy left when she was 4.

Princess, Just because a stream of dudes wanted to fuck you and you agreed, does not mean you are relationship material. In fact, it proves the opposite.

crusadeLeader7 · 2020-11-30T07:19:16+00:00

Notice how her two eyes never look in the same direction

swiftdickens · 2020-11-30T12:53:55+00:00

What the fuck does “must have a job I’m a mom” mean? And she has the nerve to run a background check. How about the vagina carfax on you, honey? God only knows how many miles and diseases she may have. Gotta love girls who act like they are a fucking prize when they have been passed around town, have multiple children, and can’t be bothered to work. Insane.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-11-30T15:00:47+00:00

Just because you spread your legs and raised 4 cream-pies doesn't give you special "MOM" privileges. Get a job.

kfree313 · 2020-11-30T02:11:31+00:00

Should’ve had an arrow pointing at mental awareness because men need to be aware how mental she is

Delifier · 2020-11-30T11:27:09+00:00

What I read: "Nope, nope and nope".

nothingisforfree41 · 2020-11-30T00:14:31+00:00

Wow!

Pimp87 · 2020-11-30T02:12:26+00:00

And her addiction. She looks like a crack w h o r e

labsafety1 · 2020-11-30T04:17:12+00:00

Why do they all have these stupid goddamn filters

onbakeplatinum · 2020-11-30T13:30:46+00:00

That thousand cock stare hurts my soul

NuclearTheology · 2020-11-30T03:42:23+00:00

Hold up, did she say in her profile whether she's a mom or not?

McSkittlefarts · 2020-11-30T05:45:10+00:00

So even after she has four kids and nothing to offer. She's demanding that the guy has to be attractive when she's not attractive at all. It's pure lunacy.

dbbeebs · 2020-11-30T05:55:52+00:00

Photo 2 where she is trying to eat hair. The nostrils are flared which I read as "black bear." Run away.

MrHistoryLesson · 2020-11-30T10:45:40+00:00

Her eyes in the last picture reminds me of pepe the frog, geez.

2020-11-30T12:28:11+00:00

No. Just No.

azynporter · 2020-11-30T13:28:20+00:00

Her eyes big as hell

mimiczx · 2020-11-30T13:38:35+00:00

Background checks 🤣 FOH...

warlocc_ · 2020-12-01T01:56:57+00:00

I try very hard not to criticize how people look...

Until they demand good looks while looking like this.

Straight up overweight, used up druggie, demanding a hot guy take care of her kids? What miserable human being.

J_Side · 2020-12-01T09:58:21+00:00

why is she eating her hair?

IsEqualIs · 2020-12-03T08:02:53+00:00

All those demands and this bitch got a lazy eye 😔

ContradictFate · 2020-12-04T05:03:04+00:00

Rode hard and put away moldy and full of maggots..

Title	She needs your money to support her 4 kids
Author	Springfeeeel
Upvotes	141
Comments	73
Date	November 29, 2020 11:38 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/k3k3by/she_needs_your_money_to_support_her_4_kids/
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