One of the most delusional I've seen...2 kids, no job, looking for the six sixes (in French see English in the comments)

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-01-15T20:54:24+00:00

English Translation Here

BarbarianInvasions · 2020-01-15T20:37:07+00:00

Cute redhead from [blank] with 2 children looking for the man of her life

Warning: I don’t date anybody and I don’t do one night

If you are:

Educated (Master degree min.);

Have an excellent job;

Taller than 6’2”;

Like to travel;

Extremely funny;

Somebody who would bring coffee to me in bed;

A good dad;

A good husband;

Who is not afraid to be with a girl with 2 kids;

Passionate about theatre and reading;

A good cook;

I am the girl 4 u!

I don’t work but I have a lot of great business ideas. I don’t want to leave my city and you have to come see me.

My passions: Netflix, magazines, cigars

Eager to meet my future husband!

ManlySolitude · 2020-01-16T00:40:30+00:00

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BiffBiffBiff27 · 2020-01-15T21:38:05+00:00

So it's 6ft2 now? Bloody height inflation 😂

bottomLobster · 2020-01-15T20:59:43+00:00

Lol, he even needs to cook?

clinton-dix-pix · 2020-01-16T00:07:10+00:00

Lol, any man who meets all those requirements can have his pick of the litter, specifically the ones that haven’t been impregnated yet. Why the hell would he go for sloppy seconds (thirds?)?

Panzer_Waifu · 2020-01-15T20:59:53+00:00

Oh tabarnak c'est de la trash ça

ogrilla99 · 2020-01-16T01:43:08+00:00

"I am the girl 4 u!"

Honey, every girl in the world is the girl for a guy like this. Heck, most girls are content to share a guy like this (become one of 5 plates). And you want him all for yourself. What makes you better than the 3 billion other girls scratching each other's eyes out to land a guy like this?

"I don’t work but I have a lot of great business ideas"

Everyone who has ever actually started a business feels like tearing their hair out when they hear someone (who 100% has never started a business) say this. Business success is about working your ass off, risking your financial security, and being willing to sweep the floor and clean the toilets if necessary to make it succeed, knowing that you're going up against a bunch of smart, dedicated people who are willing to do the same.

The ideas are the easy part. Every fucking person in the world has ideas and dreams of telling his or her boss to shove it and starting their own business. Usually something that sounds fun like opening a restaurant or a bed-n-breakfast in some cute tourist town, which they imagine would be just like being a customer except you get food / accomodations for free and get to boss people around.

I guarantee her ideas for business are one of those or else a stay-at-home MLM scheme and or becoming a fashion or travel blogger (which they think is like getting paid to go on vacation every week).

"But, but, I just know that my way of applying eyeliner is sooo much better than the billion girls out there who do it every day that Maybelline will pay me to sit at home and try out makeup in front of a mirror all day like I've wanted to do ever since I was 5." Good luck.

JerryNewton7 · 2020-01-15T23:57:22+00:00

I don't need Google Translate to see that she has a lot of demands and nothing to offer in return.

Jaeger__85 · 2020-01-16T02:03:32+00:00

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DangZagnut · 2020-01-15T21:30:32+00:00

I have to shrink and cut half my dick off?

No way. No french hooker is worth that.

Black_Gotenks · 2020-01-15T22:48:51+00:00

She is le stupid

TANQspray · 2020-01-16T01:38:34+00:00

France is so cucked that Harry will probably move there after Megan divorces him.

RRFdev · 2020-01-16T01:40:00+00:00

Gentlemen, observe how every single time these women enact the latter half of their dual mating strategy, they specify really hard on men being funny, just as a close second to men being outrageously handsome (they still can't let go of their addiction to dating men far above their league after all).

Notice that the funniness is always coupled with other servant traits - opening doors, cooking, bringing her coffee, and while not specifically stated goes outside to work and then comes back home giving her money. She seeks a husband but not a husband who is the king of the household, but a servant who bends to her every whim.

It's like how a bullied victim becomes a bully. A woman who has been abused, chucked and tossed aside, now seeks to be the abuser in the relationship. She wants to 'alpha over' the next man and demand him to entertain her, give her money and kiss her ass.

Yes, this is chivalry. The French know this best. Knights are supposed to be dedicating their lives appeasing women and not live with self-respect and dignity.

ogrilla99 · 2020-01-16T01:26:03+00:00

Can't figure out what she's pointing to:

A) a herpes sore

B) "insert dick here"

C) this mouth will never close

D) all of the above

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-15T21:09:44+00:00

Donc même les femmes françaises sont devenues de mauvaise qualité maintenant? Ou est-ce du Québec?

cenaluc · 2020-01-16T00:42:35+00:00

Sorry I do not get it..... She uses the imperial system for the height (pieds) but french people can't do that, too strange. Not even in Quebec as far as I know.

Is it fake? Where are she from?

VVXMR · 2020-01-16T01:54:47+00:00

Damn jobs in STEM only asking for BA degree but I must have a masters for you. Flips table done with society.

Sin_For_Me · 2020-01-16T01:19:08+00:00

Oh no I'm afraid of a lady with two kids looking for me to provide for them

crypto_sui · 2020-01-16T10:15:22+00:00

Oh you get tattos as well

2020-01-16T10:38:18+00:00

The only victims here are the children.

Jakes1967 · 2020-01-17T08:15:11+00:00

At 6'2", it's about 3% of the planet's population, add the other requirements and it drops to about 0.2%. Good luck with that.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-01-16T20:03:00+00:00

Tinder should be called 'The Hail Mary'.

Thetrvler · 2020-01-17T07:56:21+00:00

I can read French. It’s the same idiotic standards of a used up single mother. Western Europe got infected with feminism through social media. I’m glad I live in Prague.

trashretardcunt · 2020-01-17T18:19:43+00:00

This is literally one of the worst cases I have ever seen, doctor.

evergreen35 · 2020-01-20T10:02:18+00:00

Les bitches doivent être trippines

Legitime-Defense · 2020-01-16T02:58:00+00:00

“Toutes les femmes sont des reines”. Ne l’oublie jamais!

Guitz59 · 2020-01-21T14:42:11+00:00

Lot of french comment are like
"i don't search a Prince Charming i just need a man with..."

and they put all the thing that the Prince may have XD

BarbarianInvasions · 2020-01-16T03:27:03+00:00

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Lameador · 2020-01-16T05:53:01+00:00

As a french, I find something very bizarre. She mentions foots and inches for size, which is something no french girl would do

She lives in Laval (as she says) but there are two Laval towns : one in semi rural France and one in Quebec (east Canada, french speaking)

Based on not using the metric system, she’s Canadian. Tabernacle, nous autres maudits français avons déjà assez mauvaise réputation !

Ipride362 · 2020-01-16T13:10:24+00:00

Uhhhhh, pieds? Is she in America advertising to expatriates because they use Metric in France.

Title	One of the most delusional I've seen...2 kids, no job, looking for the six sixes (in French see English in the comments)
Author	BarbarianInvasions
Upvotes	131
Comments	84
Date	January 15, 2020 8:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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