Not sure if her fireman “daddie” is her father or her pimp but he sure does hose down her chimney every night. This brat wants a gentleman to “court” her (be her court jester), not have a lot of debt, and create a hallmark fairytale for her so that she can post it on the gram and be an instathot.

Nybaz · 2019-12-15T20:03:26+00:00

Absolutely not pretty enough to have such requirements

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2019-12-15T20:33:17+00:00

This one is 10 years too early. She's young and thin enough to have these fantasies and maybe get them. But when she pops out a kid or two and the profile and demands don't change then I'd love to see the updated pics. Remind me 10 years.

I of course am not over 6' so I'm just a spectator in this one. You taller guys got this one.

mr_kuk · 2019-12-15T20:06:04+00:00

Allow me to try to translate. Looking for a Chad for a pump and dump to get at my controlling father. Yes, I want to punish my father by sacrificing myself. Yes, I'm an adult.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-15T20:35:25+00:00

Quite the demanding thot.

2019-12-15T20:58:13+00:00

When below average gets all traditional on a fuck app lmfao

culinarybui · 2019-12-15T20:40:15+00:00

Those are a lot of requirements with a below average looking white girl with an ass chin

getfreeeeeeedom · 2019-12-15T22:09:34+00:00

I am not gay, but I truly can not understand how any man can put up with women like this. It's unbelievable to even fathom the amount of shit girls like her think they're entitled to.

2019-12-15T20:24:49+00:00

Pump n dump material

plainnsimpleforever · 2019-12-16T00:53:32+00:00

That last photo shows her the way she really is; dumpy with no muscle tone at all.

And when she says she wants a guy with "great hobbies", what she really means is that she has no hobbies herself and wants her man to teach her these hobbies or he's not able to do them. They must do them together. The number of times I've heard this same thing from women is scary; "You play tennis? Oh, I would love to play. Can you teach me?". They are devoid of interests. And I have never learned anything from any of my relationships.

loneliness-inc · 2019-12-15T20:27:33+00:00

I love love-stories and happy endings.

And I love happy endings and....

SilverGryphon · 2019-12-15T21:18:40+00:00

Why is my tranny detector giving faint bleeps? Must be that man jaw.

Alexius_von_Meinong · 2019-12-15T23:18:07+00:00

Rockin' the Greta braids.

jihocech · 2019-12-15T22:23:19+00:00

She is pretty. I do not understand, why she chases boyfriends. A girl like her is never single. Or terrible personality.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-12-15T23:05:18+00:00

Court? haha Not this century.

DangZagnut · 2019-12-15T22:39:49+00:00

Totally photoshopped, complete dumpster fire.

TrapsArentGayBro · 2019-12-16T00:49:50+00:00

Delusional. I will never understand chicks in their late teens - early 20s expecting dudes their age to have lives together, esp since these chicks dont themselves. Unless he's a trustfund baby, goodluck finding a 20 yo with a "good job" lmao. And the ironic thing is that this chick prob doesnt even have a job herself but leeching off her dad 💁

z31fanatic · 2019-12-16T00:50:52+00:00

Looking at her body, you can tell she will be a land whale in 2-3 years.

rvail136 · 2019-12-16T00:52:03+00:00

Yet another example of a woman who over-values herself.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-12-16T04:48:05+00:00

Not sure how this qualifies? Seems like the archetype profile that we advocate? Other than being on Tinder.

Heypunk11 · 2019-12-15T20:52:08+00:00

As a male who is exactly 6 feet I wonder if I have have a shot lol ;)

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-12-15T21:38:08+00:00

I wonder if she left out the part about having a kid or one on the way. Something is missing from that profile, other than the look at me Chad shots.

Yoda300 · 2019-12-16T01:11:20+00:00

5min later, you will realise how hollow she is on the inside, which is why the guy has to be spectacular to make up for her emptiness

Jake4523 · 2019-12-16T01:23:04+00:00

She is 19? She has already been plowed, probably by about 10 guys so far. She is also just about to start, or is in college which means she has been slammed another 20ish times.

Why would I court her?

Zombeflandrs · 2019-12-16T07:24:24+00:00

$10 says it will be Tyrones baby in a couple years

SkylordAl · 2019-12-16T07:27:18+00:00

Betabux requirements.

Svartanatten · 2019-12-16T15:41:20+00:00

She's 19 posting bikini pictures looking for love. Well at least this one have time to learn. Her dad sounds a bit, protective and controlling...

Stateist555 · 2019-12-15T21:46:42+00:00

She fucking her daddy ? Lol

Older_Miggy · 2019-12-16T02:02:27+00:00

Only reason I would contact her is to get her black friend's phone number.

squirreltoot · 2019-12-16T02:05:01+00:00

She living in a damn hallmark movie?

_Fuckit_ · 2019-12-16T03:00:46+00:00

Damn, her hairline is running away from her face. That fucking forehead is otherworldy.

kfree313 · 2019-12-16T15:32:21+00:00

“Court me so I can take you to court”

tysonsmithshootname · 2019-12-16T17:10:53+00:00

The type of girl who only gives blowjobs on birthdays.

PUMPKlNESCOBAR · 2019-12-17T00:19:00+00:00

Ehhh, nothin special. Hard pass.

2019-12-17T00:26:12+00:00

Generic, dime a dozen, wannabe Kardashian, with nothing to offer but sex (probably starfish).

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-12-17T02:21:12+00:00

Yeah I can see that old and fat. Gonna have to start making up with personality STAT, my lady friend.

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