Dear Mr Right, please hurry up!

SirKolbath · 2019-12-15T17:22:06+00:00

Dear Ms Wrong;

We have reviewed your application and determined that your qualifications for the position are lacking. You possess neither the necessary skills nor the ambition to acquire them. We will keep your application on file if our standards slip so low as to require you for a temporary position.

Warmest regards;

Good Men

anicebigrodforyou · 2019-12-15T16:52:11+00:00

The best years of your life? Have you figured out how to time travel?

loneliness-inc · 2019-12-15T17:19:07+00:00

War is peace.

Down is up.

Crazy is normal.

Scarcity is abundance!

rebelauthor · 2019-12-15T18:12:12+00:00

These whores are so full of themselves 😂😂😂

Nybaz · 2019-12-15T17:41:19+00:00

If I have to subject myself to an interview, I want to know how much she's offering

SilverGryphon · 2019-12-15T18:19:34+00:00

Best time of her life, yeah as fucking if. The delusion is very strong with this one. Chad had her best years for free and now she wants mr Beta Billy Bux to pay for her down the hill years. This is akin to those shitty used car dealers who try and convince you that the rusty old shit box in front of you is worth almost as much as a brand new version and that you are missing out on the deal of a lifetime.

German992 · 2019-12-15T17:21:11+00:00

More like, “Queen of the Pantry”.

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-12-15T18:11:21+00:00

Date with girl #37 in 2016. It was a interview like that to the letter.

She is missing a credit report and list of investments, but I am sure that will be in the interview at one point. And once again, what in the fuck does she bring to the table other than less than zero? Bitches be shopping at Macy's on a value village budget.

bk6830 · 2019-12-15T19:07:40+00:00

34 years old, Queen of the Jungle, no less, and content creator at Sellfy.com, mind you. I'm sure someone is missing NOW the best years of HER life....12 years ago.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-12-15T18:34:33+00:00

In other words, she is still talking with your competition, The FuckBoy while demand for her has reached bottom bin prices.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-15T20:24:20+00:00

And you, oh Jungle Queen, please have ready a doctors report on a full STD scan.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-15T22:02:48+00:00

This is a good profile for men to learn about just how arrogant women really are.

FallenRook17 · 2019-12-15T19:36:49+00:00

Best time of her life... She wasted that messing around with fuckboys and partying instead of seeking out Mr. Right while her innocence was still there.

Honestly, if I have to wait till my number is called and go through an interview, that woman better be a CEO of a fortune 500 company. At least she has something to lose if she dates because a man with bad credit or the like can hurt her if she gets married.

I don't see how these women can be so demanding when they have barely anything to offer but want the world on a silver platter

chalulin · 2019-12-15T18:06:13+00:00

Yeah...her best years are long gone. The benefits for this position better be good: meaning pump and dump in any hole.

2019-12-15T17:21:14+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

blacktortoise69 · 2019-12-15T19:12:52+00:00

This bio is 1/2 laughable 1/2 horrifying

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-15T22:06:30+00:00

And all Chad / Tyrone has to say is "Suck my dick, bitch!" and she will. Those qualifiers are just purposeful barriers to prevent the simps from even attempting to contact her.

MostlyKelp · 2019-12-15T17:16:26+00:00

I wanna see her face!

lorem6300118 · 2019-12-15T22:28:10+00:00

Where are the bots?

Please, science, send bots in 2020.

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-12-15T23:10:16+00:00

Looking for Mr. Right on Tinder...lol. Mr. Right already has a job, I doubt he wants two...dummy

Alpha_Black_Knight · 2019-12-16T03:20:23+00:00

She already spent the best years of her life riding the CC. Now that she finally realized that she hit the wall, it's time to find a bailout. More like 'Leftovers in the Jungle'.

hozarkmoca · 2019-12-15T18:07:15+00:00

And she was never seen again.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-12-15T23:06:14+00:00

Blammo! The wall is relentless.

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2019-12-16T01:50:45+00:00

Queen of the Jungle?

As in she's especially interested in only the darkest meat available?

iwanttheblanketback · 2019-12-16T06:12:42+00:00

She couldn't have made this any clearer. This isn't a date / potential relationship but a job with her as boss.

JuanBenitoGuerrero · 2019-12-15T22:32:04+00:00

Shows up to date looking like a juggalo

Older_Miggy · 2019-12-16T05:50:29+00:00

Queen of Bungle probably fits better.

AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-12-20T20:09:42+00:00

Red flags: 34, self-proclaimed "Queen"

Jnycguy · 2019-12-20T20:27:49+00:00

The sheer entitlement of these women.
It’s laughable. Still , she’ll bag a poor sucker yet.

Battl3Dancer1277 · 2019-12-16T05:32:00+00:00

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

Tralalal744 · 2019-12-17T17:26:26+00:00

Ok am i the only one that thinks this is tongue in cheek and nothing more than a jokey profile bio?

scotchnstout · 2019-12-18T13:31:06+00:00

Fucked up thing is simps will find bullshit like this endearing.

hiddenpleasures123 · 2019-12-18T16:45:13+00:00

I thought the best years of her life ended around 5-7 years ago. I could be wrong though.

Imperator_Red · 2019-12-18T19:35:04+00:00

She can interview for the wife job. I do unpaid internships though. Come over every day for a month, clean my apartment, make me dinner, and suck my dick.

I’ll let you know how it went after.

oh_no_aliens · 2019-12-18T19:35:13+00:00

Goddamn what a dumbfuck profile from a vapid stupid bitch, holy shit the entitlement of this cunt could power a rocket all the way to mars.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-12-18T21:53:54+00:00

Guys:

Make sure you're one of the "Everyone Else" guys. See, those are the guys she fucks in between "Mr. Right" guys. Everyone Else guys are the fun guys, the assholes, the jerks, the fuckboys, the players, and the scoundrels she plays with while she bides her time waiting for Mr. Right. Because, you see, that "coffee date/interview" often turns into a fun hookup, if you do it right.

A long time ago, a manosphere writer using the moniker "Professor Mentu" wrote a piece called "The Man in the Middle". Mentu described himself as such. He was the guy who had fun sex with hot girls, while they claimed to be looking for husbands. He was the guy who played them, had sex with them, took them out and showed them good times, in between boyfriends.

In between. From here to there. After one boyfriend, before the next.

The Man in the Middle.

Be that guy. Be like Professor Mentu. Be the man in the middle. Be the guy who fucks her and then lets her move on when she decides to, or you move on when you decide to. She's not yours anyway. It's just your turn. Learn to recognize when your turn's over. When you're The Man in the Middle, it doesn't matter when your turn's over. Just let it be over, and move on.

Be that guy. Be the Man in the Middle.

twawaytrust · 2019-12-19T03:15:45+00:00

Mr. Right did miss out on your best years. At this point you're at about a 10% chance on any given month to have kids. Ever. That figure's going down, fast. You can try then for a year, and have one kid at about the six month mark if you're statistically average.

But that's assuming he meets her and they start raw-dogging immediately.

If he's "mister right" and is marrying her, then he's probably dating, engaged, and marrying at 37. They'll be lucky to have one kid who isn't Downs or fucked up in some other major way. And that's just viability- not counting higher SIDS, autism, and various miscarriages. They will be extremely lucky to have one child.

Her ship has sailed. The best years were meant to be enjoyed together. It isn't an "act now!" sales pitch "before it's gone!" It's like buying a ticket to a movie that's mostly done.

Hornyonion · 2019-12-26T20:13:57+00:00

Please hurry up to correct my wrong life choices!!

They told me that the knight on the shinning armor is coming any time soon. All I needed to do is sit in my castle and vet all incoming applicants. Well I held my end of the deal.

Where are you?

Knight? Knight!?

Sound of Harley Davidson approaching from far away

A guy with huge beer belly, grey beard and a hot chick on the back of his Harley arrives. He is half drunk. Ace of Spades is playing on the background.

I AM HERE BABE. I HAD A CHANGE OF HEART ON THE WAY. I SAW MANY CASTLES WITH CHICKS LIKE YOU WAITING ON TOP AND I REALISED THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER SPECIAL. LEMMY SHOWED ME THE WAY.

YOU CAM SUCK A BAG OF DICKS

He rides onte the sunset

Title	Dear Mr Right, please hurry up!
Author	anicebigrodforyou
Upvotes	191
Comments	61
Date	December 15, 2019 4:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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