Line up, guys. You don’t want to miss out on this.

peguy2000 · 2019-08-06T18:28:17+00:00

Whoever even had sex with that has no self respect..

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-08-06T20:56:44+00:00

I normally love cleavage, but that legit looks like a fat ginger mooning us. She has a fat ass for a chest.

Bad punctuation. Cliched "are my world".

Loves to go "muddin". Judging by her girth, she means wallowing in it to cool off rather than driving through it.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-08-06T18:29:03+00:00

"I love a man with...." what!? With big cock? With good money? With poor eyesight?

divorce33 · 2019-08-06T21:07:16+00:00

"they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world" "they are my world"

Aldabruzzo · 2019-08-06T18:34:54+00:00

Think of the sweat, smegma and cheesy fungi residing between those flesh mountains.

parmesan22 · 2019-08-06T21:16:58+00:00

She's got the pecs of a pro wrestler from 1965.

666sdk666 · 2019-08-06T21:30:45+00:00

"They are my world" is stock speech. And why does she have buttocks on her chest??

Stupyyy · 2019-08-06T22:33:26+00:00

How is she 25 and have 4 kids but she looks like she's 45

FoxCatDogLionApe · 2019-08-06T21:27:01+00:00

bruh that's a 40 year old..

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-08-06T22:35:49+00:00

"Muddin"? Like, wallowing? Like some kind of animal without sweat pores during the hot season?

Yanrogue · 2019-08-06T22:59:26+00:00

those were some hard 25 years. jesus

NickTesla2018 · 2019-08-06T20:15:04+00:00

The credit card swiper is on proud display. I guess she spent most of her adult life pregnant, but probably took a couple of cream pies in her teens as well.

xkulp8 · 2019-08-06T23:03:25+00:00

That is udderly disgusting

LevelVS · 2019-08-06T23:28:26+00:00

why do fat chicks think their tits are one of their redeeming features? sorry miss, your saggy lard bags are just as gross as the rest of your body.

LambertHatesGwent · 2019-08-06T22:41:43+00:00

those are her .... knees?

coolmw93 · 2019-08-06T22:46:54+00:00

When you are 25 but your chest looks 55.

ThatsReallyGr8 · 2019-08-06T22:52:27+00:00

I think I'm going to need trauma counseling after this.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-08-06T21:37:20+00:00

Lol......it looks like she has a fat ass on the front......

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2019-08-06T22:22:19+00:00

The tattoo is missing...

meerita · 2019-08-06T22:25:52+00:00

I arrived late it seems, do I still have a chance?

SirKolbath · 2019-08-06T23:44:05+00:00

Let me guess. "No hookups".

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2019-08-06T22:47:37+00:00

Just how many chromosomes does she have???

jasejase78 · 2019-08-06T20:23:28+00:00

Obviously its, without dignity or self worth

anti-hypergamist · 2019-08-06T21:29:16+00:00

Eww.

theoracleofosiris · 2019-08-06T22:20:24+00:00

This is a bus I’ll gladly miss

TheAC997 · 2019-08-06T22:29:01+00:00

I can tell that her body is one huge boob.

GR122LYB3AR · 2019-08-06T23:07:49+00:00

Muddin means anal right? I mean that’s all you’d want to do with this particular specimen anyway so I’m going to assume that’s what she means. Wouldn’t want to add more to her “World.”

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-08-07T00:19:41+00:00

I wouldn't have fucked that even back in my non-discriminating days.

0pipis · 2019-08-07T00:50:43+00:00

I am 25

DOUBT

Older_Miggy · 2019-08-07T01:17:55+00:00

First time I've seen cleavage up to the neck. Gah.

Bobolink911 · 2019-08-06T22:56:06+00:00

Good. Lord.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-08-06T23:27:45+00:00

OOOOOOHHHH......BONER ALERT, GENTS!

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-08-06T23:55:00+00:00

Shows off the tits but wants a “good man”

quesoburgesa · 2019-08-07T00:11:07+00:00

Passed so hard just got myself a ticket

aceshighsays · 2019-08-07T01:11:40+00:00

Is that armpit fat or back fat?

Not_jeff__ · 2019-08-07T03:09:23+00:00

Why would you post this, you ruined my perfectly good appetite while eating a salad. Funnily enough I’m not joking

5shad · 2019-08-07T04:46:05+00:00

Those ain't tits, that's what you call chest fat.

starkfuture · 2019-08-07T08:29:31+00:00

She would have been the most valuable member of the Donner party.

DaSniffer · 2019-08-06T23:45:13+00:00

NSFL tag next time dude. Nearly lost my lunch my god.

ShortWarrior · 2019-08-06T23:48:26+00:00

She took to mudding like a pig to mud.

[deleted] · 2019-08-07T01:06:32+00:00

NSFL this. Can't stamp out the mental eye.

Ryzasu · 2019-08-07T01:23:02+00:00

Imagine having 17 likes

linleyandbebe · 2019-08-07T01:34:53+00:00

She looks like she has pecs bigger than Arnie

largepaycheckaddict · 2019-08-07T11:46:24+00:00

LOOK AT MAH BIG TIDDIES GOD IM SO LONELY

TwilightSea · 2019-08-07T14:06:32+00:00

So she's FAF. Lovely. And she looks like a chick I had a thing for. I dodged that bullet as she friend zoned me but when she was nearing 30 her baby alarms was going off. Guess who's sperm she wanted....

bablfish · 2019-08-07T14:21:35+00:00

Oh my fricking god ...

she had me at: they are my world-

TheNoncaringMurse · 2019-08-07T15:03:15+00:00

Gross

NotLuceBree · 2019-08-07T18:02:42+00:00

Oh my god.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-08-06T18:37:51+00:00

Thanks for the post submission u/Down_South_Donte. While I am relatively sure that this profile is of a woman looking for a bailout, there is no mention of looking for commitment in what you provided. Repost with a complete profile if she is looking for someone to bail her and her kids out or if she fits any of the other rule #5 requirements.

Offroad_Bandit_01 · 2019-08-06T23:49:22+00:00

Oooff

mrlebowsk33 · 2019-08-06T23:52:46+00:00

Damn. She is 25 going on 50

Sankdamoney · 2019-08-06T23:58:35+00:00

🤮

toffeomurice · 2019-08-07T01:16:37+00:00

My eyes! Cannot unsee

lordumoh · 2019-08-07T01:18:08+00:00

Yikes

buck2855 · 2019-08-07T02:04:25+00:00

I’m convinced that’s someone’s ass she’s resting her head on

warrior_up · 2019-08-07T02:19:18+00:00

Jeezus....

Googly_Elmo · 2019-08-07T03:27:02+00:00

"Muddin"

mayoayox · 2019-08-07T04:07:52+00:00

This is honestly so sad

m_smith111 · 2019-08-07T04:11:36+00:00

What exactly is "muddin". I'm not sure that I want to know...

phoneticau · 2019-08-07T04:25:29+00:00

4 very drunk men clearly ??

[deleted] · 2019-08-07T05:02:24+00:00

Lol. She's done, no descent white guy going to date you. She's gonna to be a black cock whore.

beesajknees · 2019-08-07T05:17:38+00:00

At least she understands what assets she has. She's trying real hard to make those boobs pop.

MattFoley79 · 2019-08-07T05:22:22+00:00

They all loooove goin' muddin'

bcombest1 · 2019-08-07T06:42:02+00:00

It looks like she’s putting her knees through her shirt

Delifier · 2019-08-07T07:31:27+00:00

Working mama... sounds a tad... suspicious

Astaroth90 · 2019-08-07T08:38:09+00:00

Sweet mother of baby Jesus, what is that?!

[deleted] · 2019-08-07T11:15:14+00:00

25??? She looks like 35 or 40

Also some people have fetish for the brown dots on girls chest

But idk if it will work for her

TheLegend1992 · 2019-08-07T13:10:58+00:00

Looks like if Coppercab's transition was real.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-08-07T13:17:51+00:00

Sam Kinison scream

Psych0_W0lf · 2019-08-07T13:36:50+00:00

4 kids at 25?!.....

devok1 · 2019-08-07T14:03:55+00:00

Damn this pic is turning me gay.

SouloftheVoid · 2019-08-08T14:41:46+00:00

I am assuming by "muddin" she means wallowing in filth like hogs tend to do. The photo reminds me of that South Park episode where they drew nipples on Cartman's ass to make it look like tits.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-08-08T15:40:17+00:00

What the fuck is that?

Newbosterone · 2019-08-08T15:49:00+00:00

New business model: She replies to matches with “Send $20 for nudes”. If she doesn’t get a response, she sends “Ok, $40 and I won’t send nudes”.

Workamania · 2019-08-08T16:11:42+00:00

Freckled Cleavage is the name of my 70s Hard Rock Band.

monkensteinxstupido · 2019-08-08T21:09:00+00:00

I'll bet she does love muddin'

hunterfox20 · 2019-08-09T21:45:30+00:00

"🔥 17" ?!

SleepDeprivedOwl · 2019-08-11T08:14:50+00:00

Mud swimming? what? So she look even more like a pig?

ContradictFate · 2019-08-12T06:43:00+00:00

All I see is an ass... Lol

glitchyjoe64 · 2019-08-13T21:32:46+00:00

jesus fucking christ. i cannot imagine what that thing eats, with the acne and freckles it must be all junk

[deleted] · 2019-08-25T17:21:17+00:00

I would make a tinder profile specifically for her saying “DO YOU THINK MEN ACTUALLY GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT YOUR ROTTEN ASS”

ruifaf · 2019-08-07T06:21:53+00:00

What. In. God's. Love. Is. That?

Twilight Zone intro fading in

noobie107 · 2019-08-06T21:37:54+00:00

cant lie would get some head and have fun with them big ass tits and after that hell no no more ill smoke some cookie cum in her mouth and bid adios

Line up, guys. You don’t want to miss out on this.

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Title	Line up, guys. You don’t want to miss out on this.
Author	Down_South_Donte
Upvotes	616
Comments	198
Date	August 6, 2019 6:20 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/cmu97r/line_up_guys_you_dont_want_to_miss_out_on_this/
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