Who’s gonna step up and be a Man™️ take care of this post wall woman and her child to which you have no connection to? Oh Sagittarius men don’t get to her white knight in shining armor btw.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-06-09T06:03:31+00:00

C'mon, dudes- take some responsibility! The baby-daddy sure wasn't Man Enough to do that.

Also, she'll probably try to drunk-dial him sometime between late November and December, so don't ask if any long distance charges appear on your phone bill. He's cooling his heels down in Ciudad Juarez until things cool down.

SomeBachelorBoy · 2019-06-09T06:17:05+00:00

Good thing I'm a free man. ✊MGTOW!

cenaluc · 2019-06-09T06:55:59+00:00

Vegetarian and only one child. Cows have similar habits.

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2019-06-09T12:25:20+00:00

Well shes disqualified guys because of the month they are born in.

Ya, invest in that one, that's a safe bet.

whaddefuck · 2019-06-09T12:36:12+00:00

I’m Sagittarius, thank god almighty.

LowWafer8 · 2019-06-09T15:22:41+00:00

why do these ladies always call it "stepping up?" do they mean onto the pedestal they've put themselves?? I can't climb that high.

lorem6300118 · 2019-06-09T10:53:52+00:00

Speaking of random, made up nonsense that is a cold read, imagine the REEEEing/mocking there’d be if I posted this:

“The second to last digit in my zip code is 6, which means I am [insert meaningless cold read attribute here], so if your second to last zip code digit is 1, gtfo!”

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-09T14:57:05+00:00

I've stepped up to be a positive male figure once already, honey. It was a complete disaster. Never again.

And I will ALWAYS encourage men to stay away from you single mother scourges of humanity.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-06-09T16:19:09+00:00

Random guy: shows Chad pics, "hi I'm 6'3, make 100k/year and I want to marry you and adopt your daughter, unfortunately I'm a Sagittarius but good luck!" Her: "Wait! I was only kidding about that! Jeez, why so serious?! So, when do you wanna meet?"

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-06-09T15:59:40+00:00

Silly women, you aren't entitled to a man's resources! Go be the strong, independent woman we all know you are!

Flexit4Brexit · 2019-06-09T13:44:08+00:00

What's the right way to say, "I'm a SM with children?" Like, if she wanted to please men, what would she have written on Tinder?

SirKolbath · 2019-06-09T16:17:53+00:00

believes in astrology

calls other people crazy

Ummm...

ThisIsWhyTrumpWins · 2019-06-09T16:10:43+00:00

Astrology: just in case those around you didn’t realize that you’re retarded.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-06-10T02:47:32+00:00

Cupcakes. Nice hair. What is on your mind this evening?

24, Mommy. Pisces. Vegetarian.

Okay. You know who you are on the metaphysical front. Go on...

If you're

Okay. Kudos for proper use of this word. A lot of your sisters screw this up A LOT.

...not comfortable stepping up

So you got laid, and one of US has to "step up"? Where is the father in this mix, pray tell? It is obvious that cuckoldry is not a problem for you, but you might just get some resistance from good men on this one. But rest assured cuppies, there are plenty of beta orbiters who would step up. You need to go to Facebook for that. What are you doing on OLD hookup apps anyway?

and being THE positive male figure in my daughter's life

Okay. So you do not have a father, brother, uncle, cousin, or...well... father of your child to fill this role. Oh, Cupcakes. Do you have daddy issues? Come on, be honest. We won't judge.

Swipe left

Oh. So you are seeking a daddy for your kid on Tinder. Just let that rattle around in your brain for a few seconds. Maybe it will start to make sens...

Ah, never mind. Please continue...

If your bio says....Sagittarius.

So Chad was a Sagittarius. Got it.

Okay cupcakes. This is where you get some real talk.

There are millions of desperate men who will gladly fulfill your requests and needs. But you and I both know that those guys will not do it for you in the long run. They will get you through the next phase. You will resent the hell out of the guy who DOES step up. You know this, and so do I. In fact many men are now aware of your shenanigans. Which limits your pool of options even further.

Happy Hunting cuppies. Enjoy the ride while it lasts!

doggo_to_the_rescue · 2019-06-09T20:30:27+00:00

Is 24 post wall? Is the wall like a hard age or a soft “this is where their life is” or a looks thing? Sorry I just didn’t think 24 as that old.

dukecharming1975 · 2019-06-09T21:12:57+00:00

Don't everyone message her at once!!

harharry · 2019-06-10T05:35:05+00:00

"Sagittarius" - haha. You're a funny lady. I'll list my bday as December 5th for ya. I bet it'll be a fun night.

"male figure in my daughter's life" - This does two things. First, it's an invitation to pedos as she wants the guy to be involved with her daughter. Makes my skin crawl; I wouldn't want to be a daughter of a single mom that tells strange guys to "get involved" with me. Second, that screams of too much desire for beta bucks. No better way to use a guy than to ask for his money and attention without giving anything in return. The entitlement is real.

JakeDC · 2019-06-09T16:58:54+00:00

That shoulder shrugging emoji might as well be a red flag.

MiffedCanadian · 2019-06-10T12:54:20+00:00

This is so weird to me. She wants a strange man who downloads a dating app to browse his selection of women, who specifically wants to pretend he's daddy of some random little girl he knows nothing about. No potential problems there. What a dumb, shitty mother.

[deleted] · 2019-06-10T16:06:10+00:00

She wants and objectively good father figure but is literally vetting people on subjective horoscope signs. Enjoy your never ending search, Karen Quixote.

Tailtappin · 2019-06-10T06:43:49+00:00

She lost me at "Mommy" but I was definitely a puff of smoke by "Pisces".

mblazin1532 · 2019-06-11T15:41:27+00:00

Thank god I'm a sagittarius!

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