We all know that guns and alcohol don't go well together...so how do you think guns, alcohol, and dating a leftover and disgruntled sasquatch will mix?

kevin32 · 2019-05-06T17:42:12+00:00

A reminder to the community that we don't allow posts of women for being merely fat, post-wall or unattractive. This profile is allowed only for the "My faith in online dating has been destroyed", implying that she can't find a good/quality man like most Leftovers her age.

cc: u/anyoneinamerica

Aldabruzzo · 2019-05-06T13:00:29+00:00

"Extremely sarcastic"

is code for

"I am a borderline personality disordered ragecunt. See this assault rifle? You piss me off, I will ram it up your ass without lube and then pull the trigger. I should not be dating; I should be hospitalized."

donkeybeast · 2019-05-06T14:05:42+00:00

"You should be bring something to the table as well" Pretty sure she's taking about cake and mountain dew

OldFashionMarine · 2019-05-06T13:02:37+00:00

Jesus.....that chick is so fat, she isn't 12 miles away from anything. PASS....

Older_Miggy · 2019-05-06T13:10:46+00:00

I find even a lot of plain women who are holding a gun to have a certain bit of sex appeal.

But this thing? Good God. Repulsive.

Philhelm · 2019-05-06T13:25:45+00:00

6 foot tall and 6 foot round. Jeez, that takes years of effort to look so rough at the age of 41. I just wonder how much medication (apart from the booze and cigarettes) she's on?

LordSithaniel · 2019-05-06T15:41:59+00:00

I mean i dont see that much wrong in the bio itself. She seems confident , doesnt have kids and owns a house.

It really depends on what she means with bring something to the table aswell. Like is a stable job enough?

Her looks are a different thing, i mean shes clearly totally overweight but doesnt write anything about only guys with muscles etc.

The huge deal breaker may be the the extremely sarcastic part which seems to be what every girl is into but if they meet a extremely sarcastic person they are offended by things he says because she didnt get it was sarcastic. Also how her picture is made. Sure if you are into shooting show it thats your hobby because some might dont like it or are even turned on by it. But why this lame ass pose, why not when she is shooting? Or is she just there to make a picture and doesnt actually shoot herself?

scrambledpancakes · 2019-05-06T13:30:26+00:00

41 is the new 53.

digitalEarthling · 2019-05-06T14:15:04+00:00

She would eat everything I bring to the table so I decline.

Zechbruder · 2019-05-06T16:55:52+00:00

Hey, at least she’s actually responsible and not a literal fucking parasite like 90% of women her age. I would pass based on looks, but I’m not gonna roast this woman for actually having the mindset that I want to see in all women.

drunkenmonkey66 · 2019-05-06T20:53:47+00:00

Hey I finally met someone I have three things in common with... beer , bait and ammo... oh and ugly. So technically four things!

loneliness-inc · 2019-05-06T16:11:19+00:00

My faith in humanity and dating has been destroyed

Seems like Fat Faith sat on it, that's how it was destroyed 😂

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2019-05-06T14:22:09+00:00

The setting looks like a military recruiter based on the poster in the background (and the M16A4). The good news is the M16 is a prop, probably missing the bolt or something so this isn’t as unsafe as it looks. The bad news is this would likely be an experienced dependopotomous hunting for its prey (young Marines), and that’s far more dangerous than drunk people with assault rifles.

moneybeatslooks · 2019-05-06T13:29:09+00:00

🤡🤦‍♀️

Changetheworld2021 · 2019-05-06T16:46:16+00:00

Amy Schumer is single again?.

somerando6986 · 2019-05-06T13:27:47+00:00

Who’s all praying she puts the wrong item in her mouth

Westernhagen · 2019-05-06T14:14:48+00:00

She should turn around and start flirting with Tyrone who is right behind her.

ContradictFate · 2019-05-06T14:15:00+00:00

What's the deal with women not being able to hold guns properly.... 😡

xonoma89 · 2019-05-06T20:01:31+00:00

Y I K E S

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-05-07T16:54:05+00:00

12 miles away isn’t far enough.

GerinX · 2019-05-06T13:54:11+00:00

Lol “Sasquatch”

Kenshiro_V · 2019-05-06T15:17:37+00:00

“You should bring something to the table as well”

Be financially stable so I can live off your salary like a leech

[deleted] · 2019-05-06T15:20:46+00:00

'Have a career and a life' - yes but keep over-eating and smoking and the life will end way earlier than it should have done.

Gdaddy91 · 2019-05-06T15:48:10+00:00

I think you mean samsquanch

WAH_FML · 2019-05-06T16:33:02+00:00

the only upside here is if she isnt cheap - you bang her- she probably buy you ANYTHING you want

DinDoNuffin182 · 2019-05-06T20:10:44+00:00

She looks more like 51

drunkenmonkey66 · 2019-05-06T21:21:27+00:00

I cant stop laughing

Pcatalan · 2019-05-06T21:33:41+00:00

I'll bring a big can of get the hell away from me to the table.

AncapGhxst · 2019-05-07T04:26:29+00:00

ROOTIN TOOTIN FUCKIN YEEEEEE HAWWWWW!!! I had no idea I had a thing for wildabeasts till I seen this pic. Sign me up for this wild ride boys!

SirKolbath · 2019-05-07T12:00:41+00:00

Someone really needs to sit down with these women and explain to them that being sarcastic is not a virtue. It is a detriment, and any right swipes you get after putting that in your profile are coming despite its presence, not because of it.

midnightblood · 2019-05-07T15:47:31+00:00

I didn't know whales could carry weapons

Cristoff13 · 2019-05-08T00:33:46+00:00

Knows she can't get away with explicitly asking for a guy 6' or taller. Instead mentions her height as "nearly 6'0"" with the implicit demand of "be taller than me".

Posing with a gun and a beer. Safety first! Sending the implied message "I may be sarcastic, but I'm a traditional woman, I'll treat you right". She's a subtle one.

Like many other women, she also insists on mentioning how her past dating and relationship misadventures have left her damaged. Why? This isn't appropriate content for a dating profile and isn't attractive. I believe most men are decent. If a woman's had such bad luck either she's either specifically selecting for abusive assholes, or she's unfairly blaming these men for all her problems.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-08T14:58:41+00:00

True true. My only regret is not have made more opportunities to be rejected. Should have lived a little more and been more bold in my youth.

bk6830 · 2019-05-09T11:02:44+00:00

I'm not looking for anything.

Quite wise. Because considering what she has to offer...

losthours · 2019-05-09T13:58:09+00:00

Guns and alcohol are great together. Never go Badlands shooting?

ExistentialLiberty · 2019-05-10T11:31:18+00:00

Idk about this one. She sounds pretty awesome, if im being honest. A woman who loves guns, adventure, is financially stable, who loves banters, and has no kids? My dream woman. Just not that attractive lol.

Devilsgun · 2019-05-11T04:17:15+00:00

One of these things is a LOT more dangerous than the other...

Hint - It's the one that's had a lot more rounds shot through her

Hint 2 - I'm not talking about that lovely AR

Dustin44655 · 2019-05-23T21:06:46+00:00

"You should be bring something to the table as well"

Ummm...forgive my stupidity but where did I miss the part that says what you bring to the table?

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-06T15:46:44+00:00

She sarcastically destroyed that box of donuts.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-06T15:47:56+00:00

Who wants to mount her, I mean mount the beast on the wall?

Meeseeksyourtits · 2019-05-06T17:40:58+00:00

So this sub has obviously deteriorated into a “bash all women and call them cunts” sub. It’s a shame, it used to be good.

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