When she has a list of demands but only offers her untrimmed pubes and celibacy

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-04-26T00:35:29+00:00

She's not even white herself. So what's up with that?

Tall white Chads, she's all yours. Have fun with her hairy pussy.

ArmondDillo · 2019-04-26T00:37:05+00:00

Oh goody.... yet ANOTHER stuck up entitled bitch with some middling gubmint make-work gender quota bullshit job who things she can talk down to everyone and be "Dom", yet still have an alpha bucks date her.

If women were capable of even the most BASIC introspection, they would see just what a turn off they are to any decent man by acting like a stuck up cunt all the time.

This one is going to make for one hell of a bitter, insufferable spinster in 10 or 15 years, and I REALLY hope she never traps some poor simp into being her slave via marriage. Women like this are a major reason why men end up killing themselves and/or die early.

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-04-26T01:18:46+00:00

I was on board until I saw that she likes octopus.

What kind of monster would eat one of those magnificent bastards? Then I got to the text and realized that was the least of her problems.

The Good: No apparent kids. 5'5" and 100 lbs is refreshingly fit. Not a drunk or a druggie. Likes bacon! She's better than most of the Carol's we get here.

The Bad: She's bitchy, she's dominant, she's prone to throwing tantrums, and she doesn't have a car, which means that you get to be her chauffeur and pay for everything.

The Ugly: She's asking for too much (isn't that why all our Carols are here, after all?). At 27 it's all downhill from here, and while her "in shape" criterion is probably okay given her height/weight ratio, her height requirement is ridiculous. Plus, she's crazy: she's a fiery Puerto Rican, and that black stiletto she's wearing is juuuuust right to gouge you in the eye socket the first time she gets angry with you (which won't take very long).

If you really bring your A-game you're in for a brief-but-wild ride, but wear your safety goggles and always be aware of the location of the nearest exit.

ArmondDillo · 2019-04-26T03:17:48+00:00

Tall white guy here; in my experience these women will say they are only attracted to white men but then you go on some dates with them and they also complain about how white people have oppressed them so much. HALP.

LibertyBaron · 2019-04-26T01:46:59+00:00

She is the classical 'Paty and Selma' of any government office. Total bitch. I am starting to note how many woman describe themselves as 'doms' which has nothing to do with dom/sub relationships but the stupid belief that she as the dom would get all she wants with no questions asked.

Gttj · 2019-04-26T02:29:34+00:00

First of all, this comes to mind. (She just claims to be a 'dom' instead of a 'sub')

Second of all, "- I'm not going 2 sleep with you [but also here's a forewarning about the status of my genitals so when you see them it isn't a concern for you] -" lmaooooo

Bruchibre · 2019-04-26T01:09:14+00:00

She's Dom. She doesn't offer, she takes. Alpha woman here, for real men only.

turtlearther · 2019-04-26T02:44:43+00:00

Remember folks, your tax dollars pay this person's salary.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-04-26T00:45:32+00:00

She doesn't ice skate or drive? Am I reading that right?

MrBluePill · 2019-04-26T06:21:17+00:00

She looks like literally the worst person I've seen this year.

Date yourself, honey. And after 4 dates if you're lucky, you get to go fuck yourself too.

Don't forget to face bleach though.

[deleted] · 2019-04-26T03:28:43+00:00

I've seen this sub linked in other subs and get mocked. I find it amusing that it's fine to critique a tinder profile in the context of choosy beggars but if it's posted here, the only possible explanation is that every comment must be from an incel.

Now to the profile itself, She should've just put, "Looking for a pussy, that doesn't want pussy, since she already has two pussies at home." This blunt stump with an attitude wants a tall chad. Gee, it's not like anyone else would possibly want one too. Dat feel when the idiom a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush applies to your OLD profile and your hygiene.

Shnook82 · 2019-04-26T04:53:15+00:00

So she doesn't smoke, drink, take pills, like needles or drive.

She likes cats, turkeys, dogs, snowmen, pineapples, tomatoes, bacon, something, something else, shrimp, lemons , octopus, fish, crabs, butterflies, avacado, tacos, hot dogs, chocolate, cookies, ferris wheels, carousels, films and money.

Please be white, tall, have an eye colour I like and don't expect to sleep with me.

PS I am hairy and an insufferable cunt.

She seems nice.

hatefulreason · 2019-04-26T05:35:35+00:00

it's all these damn incels fault for building a system she feels uncomfortable in !!!

http://archive.is/Pjxhn

Cristoff13 · 2019-04-26T07:29:14+00:00

If she's actually 100 pounds why isn't she showing her body? I suppose when you meet her in person she'll say "oh I entered my real weight but for some reason Tinder changed it to 100. Stupid computers! Tee hee."

anyoneinamerica · 2019-04-26T01:34:41+00:00

She is very dom...have fun getting bent over by her and her strap on.

UltimateCurryCel · 2019-04-26T04:43:48+00:00

And you expect me, as a balding Indian, to not feel marginalized?

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-04-26T04:53:34+00:00

I like that she put that she doesn’t ice skate.

The thought of a Puerto Rican on ice skates has me lawling though.

Devilsgun · 2019-04-26T03:35:48+00:00

Worthless. Fucking worthless power tripping fronthole. Works at .gov - SHOCKER

SteezySpliff · 2019-04-26T13:37:15+00:00

She doesn't even ice skate. Why would I waste my time.

TwilightSea · 2019-04-26T08:09:00+00:00

Damn I didn't make the cut. I'm short (5'5") AND I lost hair! (Thanks genetics!) But at least I won't have to see that nasty lice infested pussy.

EnslavedOpethFan053 · 2019-04-26T09:02:58+00:00

Well at least she's honest. It's about the only positive thing to say about this train wreck of a woman.

meerita · 2019-04-26T13:28:31+00:00

So sad I can't see their profiles entirely. I'm sure she's wasted, because of the wall, but just for laughs. BTW: Tinder has a share profile function, I don't understand why we hide those people.

Deckardisdead · 2019-04-26T02:58:59+00:00

This lady better stay 1000 miles away. I wouldn't appreciate her idea of equality.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2019-04-26T10:19:59+00:00

6'5?????!!!!!!

How many dudes are that height in the entire world?

houseoftolstoy · 2019-04-26T11:46:49+00:00

The overdose of emojis make my eyes hurt. It does not make you cute or quirky to have a huge string of emojis.

What do height, hair retention, eye color, and race have in common? That's right they are all things out of anyone's control, but what she considers to be factors most important in a relationship. At least physical fitness can be worked for, so 4 out of 5 is better than a 5 out of 5.

Yanrogue · 2019-04-26T03:17:54+00:00

Bet she has a happy trail and a straight afro down there.

southern_turkey · 2019-04-26T03:34:30+00:00

...sigh.

devok1 · 2019-04-26T09:22:39+00:00

27... , the wall is almost there

Chiliresident · 2019-04-26T10:04:32+00:00

👋👎💩

bushwicksick · 2019-04-26T12:08:38+00:00

This broad is a disgrace to humanity.

ArmondDillo · 2019-04-26T12:37:17+00:00

"Not a hoe," but not a virgin?
Roast beef whore.

SirKolbath · 2019-04-26T14:22:13+00:00

You’re no Dom. You’re a bitch. There is none of the sense of personal discipline and conduct that Dominance requires demonstrated in your profile.

SelectAirline · 2019-04-26T15:24:40+00:00

She's not a dom, she's a brat. No self-respecting dom would talk about their temper or feel the need to preemptively explain their massive bush. This is all about pushing the right guy to challenge her.

iamadrunk_scumbag · 2019-04-26T06:04:56+00:00

What the fuck is this!

DarthBroker · 2019-04-26T12:16:23+00:00

ewwwww

Justaducklel · 2019-04-26T15:03:40+00:00

This is the legit the first time i heard that a girl only wants white boys.

PerfectNemesis · 2019-04-27T15:49:28+00:00

"White men only, 5'11 to 6'5"

Blackfysh88 · 2019-05-02T02:02:52+00:00

Be white or at least look white. Nice.

BastaHR · 2019-04-26T06:06:34+00:00

Nice, I like her.

Title	When she has a list of demands but only offers her untrimmed pubes and celibacy
Author	Redhood616
Upvotes	466
Comments	118
Date	April 26, 2019 12:19 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bhfxqa/when_she_has_a_list_of_demands_but_only_offers/
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