She is looking for a good and honest man to sit there and listen to her tell him how smart she is. She is all yours, I would rather have my left nut shot off.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-03-22T23:55:00+00:00

This sounds more like a resume than a dating profile. I can only imagine the emptiness inside.

"My job is my world and will always come first"

Westernhagen · 2019-03-23T00:16:43+00:00

49, was married 26 years, and single for 5 years - so she got married at age 18. Or more likely, she is lying about being 49 and is actually at least 53. I would venture to guess that saying you are 49 so you don't get filtered out by men looking for "under 50" is very common.

Some would say, she did what redpill guys want women to do - rather than riding the CC, she got married young and had babies.

Her daughter is a doctor - which means, probably at least 26 if she has only just finished med school but more likely 29 - which again suggests mom is older than 49.

Vegetarian with PhD and "senior executive" = hugely opinionated pain in the ass. Unlikely she is sweet and agreeable.

Only the plus side, she's not looking for a bailout, and she's not listing a lot of demands...

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-23T00:37:46+00:00

With that resume, you know she's looking for another senior executive higher up the food chain. Single guys at that age and status though have been divorce raped. They can date women half her age. You're fucked there cupcake.

Autisticus · 2019-03-23T00:19:23+00:00

loyal ride or die til the end

Well shes not a widow, so that is categorically false

Overkillengine · 2019-03-23T02:33:35+00:00

Dear wahmen:

Your career and degree to men is the equivalent of a weeb's doll collection to you. It might have been expensive and time consuming to obtain, but it is not arousing; nor does it make us want to put a ring on it.

Suck-Less · 2019-03-23T02:38:47+00:00

How the heck is 5’8 160lbs in shape? I’m a man, 5’8 160 with a 30” waste, 52” shoulders, a 44” chest, and 17” arms. I lift weights all the time. There’s no way in hell that woman has a gut smaller than her hips.

meerita · 2019-03-23T00:15:37+00:00

To me looks like the typical boring sex life women. Good the first 3 fucks, then the void…

-Acta-Non-Verba- · 2019-03-24T05:16:09+00:00

Actually, she doesn't sound half-bad. If I were a single guy in my 60's, a woman with grown kids that are set for life and has fund to finance her retirement would be something I would be interested in. It would, of course, depend on why the divorce happened. Sometimes men are shitty. Sometimes women are.

AliBarakat · 2019-03-23T00:14:07+00:00

She needs a shovel, not a man. She's dying soon.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-03-23T00:22:18+00:00

Guaranteed starfish sex once a month?

daniellederek · 2019-03-23T03:28:12+00:00

If I was 25 I'd consider a trip to cougar town .... if she paid off my student loans set me up in an apartment and gave me a car and allowance.

Deep down that's what she wants....

ogrilla99 · 2019-03-22T23:58:09+00:00

Ah, but you'd prefer her to having your *right* nut shot off, yes? So there's a chance this could work between you two? :-)

0kool74 · 2019-03-23T03:02:47+00:00

Looking for me for short & long term dating

So this ugly ass old hag has been emboldened by modern day feminism.........wants her Chad on the side and Beta Bucks for the long term. Can't imagine why she's divorced

AetherSprite224 · 2019-03-23T05:16:24+00:00

As a devout Christian, I must warn all my fellow men to stay far, FAR away from any religious woman who tells you her religion isn't important in a relationship. She's either lying and you'll spend years in an unhappy relationship with your most fundamental beliefs unaligned, or she means it--in this case, she's a basic bitch who can't commit to what she says she believes in. It would be like dating someone who said "I am against child labor on principle--not that it's a deal-breaker if you aren't." It gives you a very big clue about their character.

hideout78 · 2019-03-23T17:43:00+00:00

We. Don’t. Give. A. Shit. About. Your. Accomplishments.

KoloGupta · 2019-03-23T21:31:14+00:00

Married for 26 years, separated for some of that time

Loyal ride or die, till the wheels fall off

Being a science teacher and being capable of logic are mutually exclusive.

My daughters have professional careers

Why would any man care? Are you offering them as part of the package? If so, you're not really needed, then; not that you ever were.

harharry · 2019-03-23T00:06:14+00:00

Is she looking for retirees? Does she want old 80 something men hobbling after her?

That’s pretty much all she’s gonna get. Either that or another divorcee.

Her options don’t get any better than that. No resume can describe a loving and kind woman, just what she can do outside the house(which includes getting a divorce and taking your money).

frikabg · 2019-03-23T00:08:15+00:00

Sorry i am dumb I wouldn't be able to handle her at her best let alone her worst someone else can have a go! ;)

ManReggie · 2019-03-23T02:43:43+00:00

With a jaw like that ..

Huge cock on this tranny.

RealMcGonzo · 2019-03-23T13:22:35+00:00

I am MENSA.

LOL. It's not an acronym. It's Latin for table. And you aren't a Mensa. You are in Mensa or are a Mensan. She's not. Oh well, at least she didn't say "I are a MENSA."

moorekom · 2019-03-23T01:55:39+00:00

She is trying hard to make herself and you believe that she is awesome for having had a job and "accomplished" things. Ain't gonna for you on the other side of the wall sweetie.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-03-25T23:13:52+00:00

She is "Mensa" but spells "Ditzy" (blonde) as Dingy (look it up). She also seems to fail to understand the basic meaning of the word "Loyal".

If she were truly ride or die till the wheels fall off, she would still be married. That is unless her ex husband dumped HER for being an insufferable, boring, bag of wrinkles who sucks the life out of any room she enters.

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