Who's gonna be a real man and take care of this pregnant princess?

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-03-13T21:33:27+00:00

Let's see, worked with parolees, loves tattoos (esp chest tattoos) and got knocked up at age 20-21 by a "piece of shit" (at least according to her).

Conclusion: The bad boys give her all the tingles, and unless you have a criminal record already she probably won't be interested. But if you do, here is a picture of her boobs! Oh but don't contact her if you're just trying to fuck.

NotLuceBree · 2019-03-13T21:30:00+00:00

Today I learned that "tattoos" are a character trait

Alrightletsplay · 2019-03-13T21:41:35+00:00

"a happy accident by my shit ex" lol I think you meant a shitty accident by your happy ex?

lorem6300118 · 2019-03-13T21:34:19+00:00

Parolees: people well documented for making good choices, including impregnating her.

JackieChansStuntGuy · 2019-03-13T21:46:50+00:00

God damn! Shit talking your ex right there on tinder and calling your kid a mistake right on your profile. At least these women will keep therapists in business.

ihateshadylandlords · 2019-03-13T22:34:07+00:00

Jiffy Lube Jeff is at it again. And our tax dollars have to pay for their fuck ups...

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-13T21:40:32+00:00

Lol..."happy accident caused by her ex". That demon spawn being made had nothing to do with her....7 months pregnant and starting a dating app profile, she knows she is in way over her head....! GTFO....

RackOps · 2019-03-13T22:28:38+00:00

Leading with her tits.....because she has nothing else to offer.

911GT1 · 2019-03-13T22:23:06+00:00

we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents teehee

timg01915 · 2019-03-13T21:27:54+00:00

I’ll give her a Cleveland steamer.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-03-13T22:12:20+00:00

"Shit ex of two years."

Hm. I guess her plan to lock him down with a baby didn't work out.

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2019-03-13T22:33:18+00:00

Shes trying to manipulate the baby daddy. Who the fuck would date a 7 month pregnant woman besides a dude with a fetish for pregnant women. And hes gonna bail in 2 months.

And she is not 7 months pregnant in that pick. Shes does not have the skinny gene, shes a seadonkey at 7 months, massive.

mr_kuk · 2019-03-14T06:59:25+00:00

What the hell is with these women who talk smack about their exes in their dating profiles? Don't they know that the #1 rule of dating after breakup/divorce is "don't smack talk your ex." She doesn't even wait until the first date.

Not only does it make her sound like a bitter person, but it makes you wonder if the guy was really that shitty or if she just slaps him with that label to justify her own crappy behavior. If I dated her, would she smack talk me behind my back? Is she one of those self-proclaimed "feminists" who hate men?

The only positive, *maybe*, is that she has a job. But I wonder if vet assistant at an animal shelter really just means that she walks dogs and feeds them, and wants to give herself a fancy title.

She brags that she works at an animal shelter, does that qualify her as a "NiceGirl^TM"? I don't really see her bringing anything to the table at all.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-13T22:10:32+00:00

Can't right now, iI still have a clean arrest record. I will call you for a conjugal visit if I get locked up.

harharry · 2019-03-13T22:28:11+00:00

“It was a happy accident,” yes for your inflated ego but not for your dating life as no man who respects himself will get involved with you as a single mother.

Smash and dash? Sounds good, but you better have an easygoing and pleasant personality if you want to keep a guy around.

AdolphusPrime · 2019-03-13T22:50:02+00:00

Why would you make a dating profile at 7 months pregnant?
And why would you use a pre-pregnancy picture? That's not what you look like at 7 months pregnant.

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-14T01:25:26+00:00

Pit bulls and parolees.

I wonder which one impregnated her?

MHGEyoutube · 2019-03-14T03:12:19+00:00

Such a winner calling her kid an accident.

MarcusAurileus70 · 2019-03-13T22:04:54+00:00

The horror. Hard pass from me love.

Buchwild · 2019-03-14T02:27:34+00:00

What's that thing above her cleavage, is that a mole?

kapitalidea · 2019-03-14T02:40:34+00:00

I love that she wants to you to message first. Cause, you know, she’s still shy but also desirable.

[deleted] · 2019-03-14T19:55:58+00:00

Hey, she's doing those felons a service by being the first piece of ass they get when the leave the joint

notyourdude201 · 2019-03-14T03:17:51+00:00

Fat boob angle shot. No collarbones

Fatty detected.

loneliness-inc · 2019-03-14T03:41:16+00:00

What's that thing just above her cleavage?

YucanSukmeov · 2019-03-14T06:41:11+00:00

What is it with all these pregnant women now on dating sites? Fuck off, have your kid, THEN find your beta buck.

ContradictFate · 2019-03-14T23:30:22+00:00

Shows tits and "If you are just looking to fuck, swipe left. I have a dumpster baby ready to pop"

This is like selling someone a car and telling them that this baby will last you a lifetime, then once you buy it, you realise there is no engine and the frame is made out of paper mache.

Don't put your tits on display and say you don't want to fuck essentially.. Why do stupid bitches do this so damn often?...

mblazin1532 · 2019-03-17T20:06:27+00:00

Why do these dumb bitches keep referring to their pregnancies as accidents like they stepped on a banana peel and tripped and slipped onto a dude's dick?

muricanwerewolf1 · 2019-03-13T22:07:25+00:00

"Happy accident"

Sure.

jacketguy · 2019-03-13T22:59:06+00:00

LOL!

km_2_go · 2019-03-14T00:46:33+00:00

Loves animals. Eats meat. 😔

uglychick123 · 2019-03-14T05:41:05+00:00

sounds like my ex was her ex

krusecontrol91 · 2019-03-14T06:16:45+00:00

Yaaaaaack

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-03-14T10:53:43+00:00

TFW She calls her ex a POS, but she is the real POS.

Ddcups · 2019-03-14T11:35:18+00:00

I wonder if these train wrecks ever see these posts here. I wonder if any that do have that ‘ding’ moment, where they see they aren’t princesses, Racheal Mcadams from the notebook or Ruby Rose (for those tattooed ones) but more like.... trailer trash.

meerita · 2019-03-14T15:03:59+00:00

If you want to fuck swipe left, but ey, watch my cleavage because it's important to test you if you get horny or not before swiping left.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-14T15:35:53+00:00

I like it when they say, ”If you have a problem with that swipe left.”

Kthxbye. Such a time saver.

AncapGhxst · 2019-03-14T16:35:03+00:00

Vet asst. Is a 10 per hour job here.

ransay3277 · 2019-03-14T17:05:04+00:00

As Andrew Dice Clay would say... "Mistakes, happy accidents, what's the difference honey."

SilverGryphon · 2019-03-14T19:48:09+00:00

Can I just titty fuck her and be gone?

kekeface12345 · 2019-03-15T08:27:23+00:00

Black baby?

PM_ME_UR_SLAV · 2019-03-14T01:17:04+00:00

Doesnt a vet assistant make min wage with no room to grow?

Title	Who's gonna be a real man and take care of this pregnant princess?
Author	AncapGhxst
Upvotes	146
Comments	81
Date	March 13, 2019 7:43 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/b0qcik/whos_gonna_be_a_real_man_and_take_care_of_this/
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