My first post...hope I did it right

Slushierpuppet · 2018-12-12T23:24:31+00:00

6 kids and she's 30! Fucking hell she's spent most of her adult life preggo haha

Navitimer · 2018-12-13T00:18:31+00:00

Who responds to “Do you have a car?” with “Prefer not to say.”?

Gr8bellsoffire · 2018-12-13T00:19:39+00:00

Those pics are seriously old. The main one she is wearing a wedding ring.

6 fucking kids. There should be a rule that if you have more than 3 kids, you have to stay with the father. As you got pregnant by that guy six...6....fucking times. So him being an asshole or a dick or any of that shit is gone...the reason shes not with him anymore is a HUGE RED FLAG.

6 kids...omg.

jasongraham503 · 2018-12-12T23:40:32+00:00

This bitch is dreaming!!! Even the most Blue Pilled Bate Cuck has a survival instinct that would kick on before he even......

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-13T00:28:49+00:00

6 fucking kids at 30. "Hopelessly romantic"

Fuck it, the only love of her life is dear daddy government who send her welfare check.

Profession : ask me = welfare leech

Nov51605 · 2018-12-12T23:46:31+00:00

it would have to be like fuckin a warm glass of water

KingRobotPrince · 2018-12-12T23:40:53+00:00

Six kids! Six! JFC, what must her body be like?

And only high school! Who's paying for these six kids?

they come before anyone else

That's great, but how will she have any time for a new guy in her life?

There's no way a new guy can merge with this family. It's crazy to even ask.

harharry · 2018-12-13T00:38:39+00:00

Priorities; herself, the kids, you. In that order.

I’d rather not be the 8th wheel to anyone.

SirKolbath · 2018-12-13T01:31:32+00:00

The only way in which she is different from the rest is that she has 66% more kids than most.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-12-13T15:18:02+00:00

Single mother, 6 kids, millions of dollars will paid by the taxpayer not just to raise them but for the damage they will cause:

One will repeatedly OD and be in and out of jails in rehabs until they finally just die from taking too much fentanyl.
One will be a serial rapist.
One will rob a bank and spend most of his life in prison.
One daughter will grow up to be just like mommy and become a dependopotamus
One will kill himself.
One will be a mass shooter and murder many children before dying in a hail of bullets fired by the police.

All paid for by the taxpayers. Worthless bitch should have been sterilized after the first one.

1Badshot · 2018-12-13T01:02:42+00:00

Don't send her any dick pics! That woman has seen more cocks than a porn star.

NeedHelpInHTX · 2018-12-13T02:18:26+00:00

its just so hard to believe that women are this stupid

Xxtourlife · 2018-12-13T05:46:42+00:00

No car
High School Education
Divorced
30 Years Old
6 kids

Yep.Welfare Queen specimen here

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2018-12-13T01:05:00+00:00

Nope. You are not different than the rest. Slutty thot womb factories are pretty much all over the place.

ChiTownBob · 2018-12-13T00:21:43+00:00

Great googly moogly!

Even the most beta of beta men will run for their life from this chick.

1Badshot · 2018-12-13T01:02:56+00:00

Don't send her any dick pics! That woman has seen more sucks than a open star.

ricstone100 · 2018-12-13T01:03:50+00:00

Six kids?!

Fertile indeed, but I'll pass on that delight thank you!

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-13T22:15:27+00:00

I think I saw her on ESPN 8 (The Ocho!) competing in the National Cock Riding Carousel pro tour. She's definitely a contender.

Jesus_Faction · 2018-12-13T02:22:41+00:00

and now the government is those kids' daddy

Canadeaan · 2018-12-13T07:43:05+00:00

Just treat it like a Rick and Morty adventure, in and out in 30 minutes

omegajelly200 · 2018-12-13T11:29:09+00:00

Redeeming traits:

She is fertile and very much looks the part. If she had 6 kids by the time she is 30 she is definitely ready to go for more. The more kids a woman has, the easier she can have the next.

She is not religious. Okay, I'm not going to straight up assume she is just another faux-religious slut. Maybe she just married one guy and had 6 kids. That's how I believe could be the possible way for her to have that many kids in that timeline. There is about a 50% chance that her C count is very low or just at 1.

The fucking-stay-away traits:

Education - high school. This is a NEET housewife in the making. The very fact that she never furthers her education right until her 30th year is very telling. She's gonna leech from her husband and/or plot to divorce and get child support.

"Hopeless romantic" Read: dumb and emotional.

"They come before anyone else." She straight out states that you're gonna be her bailout, not her soulmate.

"I don't wanna see your ***" She is a closet misandrist.

She is divorced. Enough said.

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-13T05:28:54+00:00

I’m starting to see a bigger picture as I come here more often.

These women are looking for a bailout yes but they aren’t understanding the real scenario here.

They’re of the impression that all of their past mistakes will be swept under the rug and some sucker will fill the role of provider. This only happens to the top 1 percent of single mothers and even then they have to trade way down.

They also have to understand that their feelings and the bailout grow further apart the more damaged they are.

A young pretty girl with one kid may find a sucker to take care of her without giving up too much but when you’re hideous and have 6 kids the only thing you can provide the guy is a hole, it’s the only thing you have to offer anymore.

The long and short of it is their stock is at an all time low due to their decisions and there’s really only a couple paths to take, most girls don’t realize this because they’re immune to self responsibility so it becomes ‘where are all the good men’

warlocc_ · 2018-12-13T10:35:05+00:00

Holy shit.

thewrecker8 · 2018-12-13T12:18:52+00:00

When she talks about what she likes she might've just said. Getting fucked to pump out kids

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-13T13:41:02+00:00

A whole soccer team to take care of? nahhhhhhh.

Ghustgan · 2018-12-13T14:55:58+00:00

The only saving grace of this entire clusterfuck is the car in the ad.

SeawardLips · 2018-12-13T16:12:28+00:00

Ha I was going to say she looked like she was from Ohio, then read the "Who-Dey" on her profile.

Yep, it all checks out.

VoxVirilis · 2018-12-13T19:28:20+00:00

Ethnicity Caucasian, Scorpio

Since when is your bullshit zodiac sign a part of your race?

jasonmiles2014 · 2018-12-14T01:19:44+00:00

This is satire... right?

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2018-12-13T15:29:58+00:00

Roast beef flaps status: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

ransay3277 · 2018-12-13T19:07:43+00:00

As Groucho Marx once said... "I like my cigar, but I take it out once in a while."

Title	My first post...hope I did it right
Author	BasedCaesar
Upvotes	108
Comments	59
Date	December 12, 2018 11:01 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/a5nf1s/my_first_posthope_i_did_it_right/
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