Woman in her late 20s bangs a guy in every US state, claims she has "plenty of time before settling down"

SilverGryphon · 2018-11-27T18:18:29+00:00

Some poor beta sap will one day marry this hoe and when he asks her for a simple blow job, all he'll get is the I'm Not That Kind of Girl^TM response

stephcurryftw · 2018-11-27T18:17:11+00:00

At least she recognizes that it's a dealer breaker for guys that she's a slut, instead of the whole "don't judge me by my slutty past" bullshit.

Sadly even with her honesty, some desperate beta is still going to wife her up.

jazztaprazzta · 2018-11-27T19:42:33+00:00

She's greatly misusing the word "accomplishment" here.

An accomplishment is something that took great effort to achieve.

Laying on your back or on your knees and getting gaped out by 50 different cocks isn't an accomplishment, and it certainly isn't something to be proud of

mr_kuk · 2018-11-27T18:36:24+00:00

She seems self assured in a "Hitler 1941" kind of way.

dgrawrpla · 2018-11-27T18:36:50+00:00

yeah right, of course she won't tell her future long-term partner, because she will "feel" that he doesn't need to know anyway and the "past is the past".

What women say depends on how they feel at the moment. Now she wants to come-off as an open, honest girl, but when the time comes to tell the chosen guy, she will be as silent as a grave.

moorekom · 2018-11-27T18:44:22+00:00

See, she's 29 and she genuinely believes she still has plenty of time to settle down. Her chances of getting pregnant is already declining and even if she did get pregnant there's a good chance the kid is going to be comparatively less healthy than when she was 25. But, since she's been spoon fed the you go girl narrative from birth, everything would be ok.

poison-fang-blade · 2018-11-27T19:01:09+00:00

No, I'm not a prostitute

She's technically right because at least prostitutes charge for their service.

askmrcia · 2018-11-27T19:09:46+00:00

Usually women like her you will see the red flags a mile away even if she never shares this information. It's pretty easy to catch.

Now if she stays healthy, don't get fat and becomes a mastermind at completely switching her personality almost resembling a good Christian girl, then hey, more power to her she beat the game.

But in my experience, very very very few women pull this off. And I mean completely 360ing their personality. Most times they don't need too because engineering guy will take them.

Musket_22 · 2018-11-27T19:58:21+00:00

Lol gotta love how this shit is what they consider "accomplishments" worthy of an AMA.

wtfboooom · 2018-11-27T21:52:05+00:00

I took a shit in every US state. AMA!

This is about the same effort of achievement.

cycophuk · 2018-11-27T22:00:36+00:00

At some point, she is going to have to tell a guy that she has fallen for that when she was almost thirty and old enough to know better, she went on a US fuck tour, fucking 50 different men and that it was a proud moment in her life. It's just so sad.

Blind_sypher88 · 2018-11-27T22:08:24+00:00

Im still in my late 20's, I have plenty of time

LMAO, you've banged that many guys and you're still clueless about how we feel about wrinkles?

[deleted] · 2018-11-27T20:47:14+00:00

I am proud of my sluthood. I wear it like a badge of honor. I managed to avoid getting any incurable diseases LOL. I will put my experiences out there like I put out for guys! I'm hoping many of you will be dragged down like I decided to do to myself, so by all means, ask me whatever you'd like so that you, too, can bang your way across the US and Canada!

S1nclairsolutions · 2018-11-27T20:22:45+00:00

Probably went rawdog too

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-27T22:18:27+00:00

What completely blows my mind is how many women swallow the lie that whoring around doesn't damage the hell out of your body. What, after banging 50 guys, you think your SMV is still the same?

Lis456 · 2018-11-27T22:51:55+00:00

🤢🤮.... "a lot of protection" ...yes bitch that also means being selective and careful not to get murdered by some random dick. No way this whore is herpes free.. let's be real a person who doesn't care about their own well being or health is not going to give two shits about you.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-11-28T01:17:57+00:00

Star spangled whore.

Dachosen17 · 2018-11-27T19:06:31+00:00

The thing with this is that its not an accomplishment she could have slept with 5 guys in each state. And it wouldnt have been hard. I bet she would even shame a girl who slept witb 5 in each state instead of just 1

Baiozu · 2018-11-27T18:08:58+00:00

Kek.

n00f · 2018-11-28T06:28:41+00:00

It is insanely easy for a girl to have sex. Like I don't bang girls the day I meet them. Way too much to lose. If a girl was coming onto me like that I would think she's insane.

ghost-zz · 2018-11-27T22:46:01+00:00

This type of stuff should be kept quiet. You just know that this person would have told her girlfriends. This information will eventually be known to the guy that wife's her up.

DemonGroover · 2018-11-27T23:21:59+00:00

This isnt really a hard "accomplishment". The most difficult part would be visiting each state. Finding a guy in a bar for a one night stand isnt difficult for a woman.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-11-27T23:23:45+00:00

"Plenty of time," I give her about a year to realize that no guys she fucks is even remotely interested in her beyond sex.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-11-28T02:24:59+00:00

"I've never wanted a long term relationship"

Ok, so maybe she has principles. Never has and never will want a relationship?

" I might want one in the future"

Oh, god dammit. What the hell was I thinking, of course she wants the cake and to eat it too.

On another note, ho-lee-fuck she's going to lose her fucking mind when she hits the wall, seeing how happy go lucky she is now.

MisterPhamtastic · 2018-11-28T07:54:26+00:00

She's currently unemployed but at one point was an Assistant Store Manager at Gamestop

Real winner <3

Ipride362 · 2018-11-27T22:05:02+00:00

Oh, look! It’s Brigadier Bangaroo! She’s gonna dry up and become miserable right around 28-29

[deleted] · 2018-11-27T23:19:29+00:00

lmao she doesnt realize but at "late 20s" she already missed the boat. Any "good man" will never settle with a used up leaky trash bag.

TheYekke · 2018-11-27T21:33:17+00:00

Putting a whole new spin on the phrase tri-state area.

I still have plenty of time- yes you do if you’re going by the 1994 stats. Alas, this is the current year, and an N count of 50/100/250 won’t get you a beta bux.

1st10Amendments · 2018-11-28T06:21:41+00:00

Let’s see, 50x3.6=180 inches, or 5 YARDS of dick. 4.56 meters of shlong. That is enough member to fill a whole lot of hole. She must be a walking empty.

XteveMcQueen · 2018-11-28T06:56:59+00:00

Late-20’s? This woman is an idiot. The wall waits for no woman. She’s 3-5 years from her personal discovery for her love of cats. 10 years time she’ll be preaching feminism and living alone.

AWALT.

MadDogMAGA · 2018-11-28T12:22:39+00:00

Why stop at 50 states? Get a passport, ho.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2018-11-30T06:41:24+00:00

Why do women brag about all the dicks they’re able to fuck like it’s some sort of achievement? It’s like bragging that you beat a bunch retards in a basketball game at the special Olympics.

ztsmart · 2018-11-28T04:54:14+00:00

At least she claims she will be honest. But I fail to see how this is an accomplishment for a woman. For a man, I think it would be very difficult, not that any respectable man would keep track of such statistics.

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letmeseeantipozi · 2018-11-28T08:53:28+00:00

Credit to her if at least she tells them upfront.

BluepillProfessor · 2018-11-29T17:20:51+00:00

Does she count the 3 minute trysts bent over a toilet paper filled bowl?

What about the BJ's in the parking lots?

mblazin1532 · 2018-11-30T01:29:31+00:00

Here's my answer to this walking STD of a ho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RoOwSKI7M

superclark402 · 2018-11-27T19:03:04+00:00

Bunch of assholes

Woman in her late 20s bangs a guy in every US state, claims she has "plenty of time before settling down"

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Title	Woman in her late 20s bangs a guy in every US state, claims she has "plenty of time before settling down"
Author	jazztaprazzta
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Date	November 27, 2018 6:07 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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