"Finding a husband is hard."

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-09-14T19:28:26+00:00

You can replace "He" with "She" and most of these will still be accurate for why finding a quality wife is hard.

This author forgot the 11th point though..

11 You find the perfect husband but he won't marry you because you have nothing to offer him

DeontologicalSanders · 2018-09-14T20:52:41+00:00

ROFL, but behold the shit storm that ensues when a man lists off the various flaws of women he has dated REEEEEEEEEE

ContradictFate · 2018-09-14T22:10:47+00:00

"You find a handsome one, but you're so young and there is so much various amount of cocks to hop on. I'm sure he'll be waiting for me when I'm 30 and ready!"
You find a brilliant one. You'd rather have a methed out biker with tattoos of dead naked women all over his body, that snorts cocaine off his bike seat.
You find a rich one. He didn't get rich out of nowhere, identifies a gold digging whore and stomps your ass
You "frnd" a hard working one. He busts his ass all day at work only to find you in the same position you were in when you first started watching Oprah this morning, only to be harassed into cleaning the shit out of the gutters.
You find a serious one. Just like the hundreds of other men that are serious but aren't good looking enough for you. His ex calls because they so wish they were together still but he has to suffer with you now.
You find a humble one. "Hey! I'm humble too! I totally know that it isn't the guys fault in why I'm such a failure, it's because I'm such a fucked article! That's why I wrote this demeaning list. Right, Guys! Guys? Humble... Me?"
"I understand that these comparisons are complete non-sequiturs and make no fucking sense against each other but hay, I got to fill my list of 10 bitching bullet points with SOMETHING, right!?"
You find an educated one. Newsflash, dumbass, he is always right and you're a dumb fuck with an 65 IQ. Ex. This moronic list....
You find an "illrterate" one and can't feel the boiling hot sun of irony cooking your brain to a crisp.
"You find a smart one and that's pretty much brilliant but I still needed filler for my shit list. It's ok, I'd rather be with a smart liar than one of those ug sub 7's, making less than 6 figures a year... Gross!"

GrimTracer · 2018-09-14T20:52:48+00:00

#9) YOU MISSPELLED: "ILLITERATE"!

Harry_Teak · 2018-09-14T23:01:37+00:00

While most men would be perfectly pleased with a woman who isn't fat and not too crazy.

Cavannah · 2018-09-14T21:03:34+00:00

illrterate

Fucking lol, THOTs keep out-THOTting themselves

Bitching about not finding literal perfection

Why would the perfect man want your sub-par, complainy self?

Everything in life is a compromise.

Pick someone who is an acceptable level of all of the above and learn to love him. You’re chasing an ideal that doesn’t exist.

It is absolutely doable to find a guy who is:

Handsome
Intelligent
Committed
Responsible
Educated
Successful

and of course

Literate - Really? Literacy is an option? How is one of the most basic requisites for functioning in the Western world even on the table as something that could be in contention? You must be around such low-value and classless people that you have no chance of ever being anything worthwhile if one of your metrics is ‘Literacy’, as if that is at all ever an issue in the modern Western world.

ricstone100 · 2018-09-14T20:57:44+00:00

And yet, as soon as a male expresses one single preference... BAM!!!! My-soggy-knee!

Blissbynature · 2018-09-15T00:38:57+00:00

Once, just once, I would like to see a woman turn that high-powered fault finder she has on herself and do an honest-to-goodness evaluation of what she sees. Then write a list about THAT.

Tracergold · 2018-09-15T03:03:30+00:00

"And don't forget, girls: your main priority in your 20s is to freely give sex to as many alpha men as possible! Rack up like 100 men you've fucked, even if you never orgasm from it! Tee hee! Then, when you're ready to settle down with an absurdly over privileged alpha, he'll love that you know what you're doing in the bedroom! Trust us feminists!"

SirKolbath · 2018-09-15T13:33:34+00:00

Fnding a hsuband is hrad, but spileng is hrdar.

TheYekke · 2018-09-14T21:56:31+00:00

10 - street smart men are cunning

cdc194 · 2018-09-15T07:39:25+00:00

Gotta love the irony of misspelling the word "illiterate."

AeternitasViking · 2018-09-15T22:23:06+00:00

"You find an illrterate one"

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Autisticus · 2018-09-15T08:43:38+00:00

All these typos really drive home the point

[deleted] · 2018-09-15T09:12:41+00:00

9, bitch talks about someone being illiterate, and she can’t even spell the word.

EmptyNewspaper · 2018-09-15T13:23:52+00:00

WTF with the typos?

lebrian · 2018-09-15T14:15:56+00:00

“illrterate...”

RighteousSouljah · 2018-09-18T07:48:17+00:00

At the end of this, her bag sags to the floor and she doesn't deserve any of them

SJHammer · 2018-09-18T19:47:20+00:00

> 8. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right

Feelings determine right and wrong....not facts.

MuffDiversLocal69 · 2018-09-15T14:15:36+00:00

Edit #4 - you find a hard working man, you infiltrate his life for a short period until he catches you banging unemployed fuckboys on his couch.

Title	"Finding a husband is hard."
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	153
Comments	36
Date	September 14, 2018 7:24 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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11 You find the perfect husband but he won't marry you because you have nothing to offer him

10 - street smart men are cunning

9, bitch talks about someone being illiterate, and she can’t even spell the word.