"Now I want to settle down but there don't seem to be any single guys left"

Borsao66 · 2018-08-27T20:55:27+00:00

I've never heard of rolling over the odometer on a vagina 6" at a time, but here we are learning new things on a Monday.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-08-27T21:50:56+00:00

Sex is just no big deal to me.

If any man is foolish enough to commit to her, he will certainly see how sex is "no big deal" to her when she denies him sex on the nights she "isn't feeling like it." But who knows, maybe the lucky man who makes that mistake will get nothing but enthusiastic and frequent sex with her. But we all know the laws of thottery: It's okay to make the man who commits to you wait and get denied sex regularly while you gave it away to other guys in the past far more easily.

cycophuk · 2018-08-27T23:40:27+00:00

FYI HERE IS OP

"pretty"

u/NorthernOracle writes:

Another woman replies to her with this:

Ha, you're me... Minus the whole pretty thing, I look like a bloated toad and I'm in my early 20's.

Men over seas love American women and I have no idea why. I mean yeah we have some hot ladies, but their women? Fuck they are absolutely stunning.

Travelling really racks up the number.

Emphasis mine. When you see those ladies putting their "60 countries visited and counting!" in their online profiles they're basically degenerate sex tourists.

Edit: More replies from the archived post, this is terrifying

And how does one even rack up such a high number within 1.5 decades? O.o

I would imagine that it's pretty easy. That's about 20 people per year so on average having sex with someone every two weeks. The maths certainly makes sense

Hmm, maybe my number is higher then because I was having sex a lot more frequently then that. I started at 15 and probably got to 10 by the time I hit my 20s and then it just took off. On multiple occasions I had sex with several guys in one day. It's really slowed down the last few years though so maybe that balances put your math.

God help the west. Feminism has destroyed us.

RE: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9aslpt/now_i_want_to_settle_down_but_there_dont_seem_to/e4y9021/?context=100

JPBooBoo · 2018-08-27T20:58:01+00:00

300? That's grotesque.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-08-27T21:21:06+00:00

1999: The Houston 620 movie comes out, and everyone is in awe at how many dicks one pornstar can take.

2018: A growing number of non-pornstar females take half the number of dicks as if they were gunning for a new record.

Seriously, aside from her having a petri dish between her legs, this highlights how stupid she is. If she were an actual whore, at least she'd be rich by now.

DebatesNotBans · 2018-08-27T20:58:07+00:00

Recently I've been arguing with people on my OP who absolutely REFUSE to understand that you either choose to fuck around all your life, OR you choose to settle down.

helaughsinhidden · 2018-08-27T21:03:08+00:00

FOR SALE: Trophy wife for cumming in at 301st place!

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-08-27T22:39:45+00:00

Don’t expect her to have any sense of reflection or accountability when it comes to why she can’t get a guy to commit. She will instead parrot that tired old line that men are intimidated by her.

TheYekke · 2018-08-27T20:44:13+00:00

Uhh uhh. Someone has a case of the ~~aging spinster had too much sex and now doomed to be alone never having another fulfilling relationship with a man ever again~~ mondays!

digitalEarthling · 2018-08-27T23:33:20+00:00

"never had an STD or pregnant"

BULLSHIT! After 300 cocks in you. . buahahahahahahahahaha

that hamster in that wheel can justify anything.

weebkilla · 2018-08-28T03:15:04+00:00

Something that stuck with me from my youth many moons ago was from some preacher's sermon: your conscience is like a field of flowers. Sin is like running through it. Every time you do, you trample some of the flowers. Do it enough and there won't be any flowers left.

Sex is much the same. Every time you screw another partner, some of those special flowers are destroyed. Eventually there is nothing special of yourself left to give to your lover.

That's why it is wrong to fuck every thing that moves. You cheapen the most intimate act you can willingly share with another human. And you yourself become cheap as well. That's why these harlots have no value. And it's also why they get angry at hearing the truth.

2018-08-27T22:46:52+00:00

This chick is like the Highlander of dick.

BewareTheOldMan · 2018-08-28T00:22:11+00:00

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jimmyjoejimbob · 2018-08-28T07:21:51+00:00

there don't seem to be any single guys left

It's because you have fucked them all...

2018-08-28T13:42:28+00:00

OK, guys, notice the two posts. Kudos to OP for juxtaposing them. I don't know if he intended to make this point, but it's one that stood out to me immediately.

Her second post makes her sound chaste. As if she is prime relationship material. One relationship lasted a couple of years; boyfriends lasting no more than a couple months. Sounds pretty innocent, right? Notice she's talking there about RELATIONSHIPS, not sex partners.

But from the first post, we know she's not anywhere close to innocent. 300 sex partners, give or take 50, right? Notice her lack of disclosure in the second paragraph of this VERY VERY KEY FACT - she's not had lots of boyfriends, but she's had LOTS of sex partners.

So if she's gilding the lily and playing hide the ball with that fact with you, you think this

I've never had an STD and I got pregnant once and had an abortion

is true? You think 200 cocks, having about 100 feet of cock run through you, and NOT ONE had the herp or the clap?

Yeah. Right. Pull this leg and it plays Jingle Bells.

And this is the sex life you, Mr. Guy Who Marries This SlutBag, will get:

Sex is just no big deal to me.

Yep. That's right. It's a big deal to YOU, Mr. Husband, but it isn't to her. Know what that means? It means you won't be getting very much sex. It means she will neither understand nor care that you think sex is a big deal. It means sex with you won't mean much to her.

And if sex with you won't mean much to her, then sex with someone else after you're married won't mean much to her. Because after all, it's just sex, right?

And if sex with you won't mean much to her, then her having no sex with you won't mean much to her. I mean, why are you getting all bent out of shape? It's just sex, right? What's the big deal?

Notice also how you have to drill down deep to get to the truth. If you really want to know the answer to this question, and you have to ask, ask "how many men have you had sex with?" not "how many boyfriends/relationships have you had?" You are NEVER going to get an honest answer to this question. But if you have to ask it, ask the first one, not the second one.

clybourn · 2018-08-28T00:02:58+00:00

r/oastie

2018-08-28T02:21:39+00:00

Heh, the comments just keep on giving with her:

Yep but for most of my 20s I was about 150 lbs and that's when I had most of my sex.

*Average weight (chubby, plus size, big boned, etc)

As I gained weight the amount of sex I had decreased

More fat = Less sex

but you know what's great about being fat?? You get great big titties and they definitely help me get laid.

But big titties also = more sex??

So, to recap:

Being fat < sex > fat titties

Really, there isn't any stopping her. The problem wasn't she got fat, it was she got older. Also, she didn't need any help getting laid. She just had to stick pussy in the air, and SIMPs would pounce. All that happened was her fatness attracted a niche group of men and she enjoyed the extra boost of attention.

misfit2872 · 2018-08-28T13:16:23+00:00

When she says there's a lack of single guys,that translates into ATTRACTIVE single guys(ie the 6'3 muscular dude who looks like Nfl qb Aaron Rogers).One of the small minority ( 20%) of men that most women truly desire.If you're not desirable to shallow women, you're virtually invisible.You don't count as a human being.This chick has had plenty of flings with Chads,but the fact is that Chads only commit to women who are equal or above them SMV wise.

2018-08-27T23:15:09+00:00

You left it five years and two-hundred and ninty-five cocks too late.

Israfelll · 2018-08-28T03:56:54+00:00

Keep fukkin til you are 60 and you will find a simp to carry you.

2018-08-28T14:34:08+00:00

I would expect a tall beautiful woman to actually be more picky than this.

are_videos · 2018-08-28T14:45:59+00:00

enjoy that gaping hole in your vagina and in your soul

noregrats

2018-08-29T00:48:37+00:00

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Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-08-31T09:05:43+00:00

This bitch is so ridiculous I can't be sure what she said wasn't a joke?

StayingSingle · 2018-10-03T14:25:22+00:00

Most women are just a real total waste altogether since they will never be able to settle down with only one man since that would be very difficult for them unfortunately. And do they know what real commitment is? I certainly doubt that.

Title	"Now I want to settle down but there don't seem to be any single guys left"
Author	Dxville
Upvotes	219
Comments	78
Date	August 27, 2018 8:42 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9aslpt/now_i_want_to_settle_down_but_there_dont_seem_to/
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u/NorthernOracle writes:

noregrats