[32F] Translation: "Ok, Dating App, I'm looking for an attractive male, who has money and isn't expecting sex. Ohh, also, they have to be looking to settle down and raise my kids for me. <click>"

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-03-29T02:07:41+00:00

Overweight is the new average?

Devilsgun · 2018-03-29T03:22:54+00:00

Judging by her looks I'd expect to see her speaking an alien language and using a laser stick to prod captive Wookiees along in a Star Wars movie

BachelorInc · 2018-03-29T04:02:53+00:00

She literally gives a list of reasons NOT to contact her. That is all. Nothing else. Nothing she wants let alone offers. How deluded are these women today? Insanity. And, it's not as though she's some spring chicken/19 yo/hot chick. Far from it.

Just LOL at these grown, adult women referring to themselves as "Queen". Have you EVER heard of a grown man referring to himself as a Prince or King? These girls never mentally mature.

mrcs84usn · 2018-03-29T05:50:12+00:00

Mouth is closed in all of her pictures. I have found that this is a pretty obvious sign that she's a snaggletooth.

GeraldoSemPavor · 2018-03-29T04:26:09+00:00

Hope it's not breaking rules here, but I got to ask:

As a non-American, what is "home training", and is it just a coincidence or is this something that only black people say?

I've seen it in comments and stuff on videos from places like PublicFreakout etc., almost always in the context of blacks behaving poorly.

Westernhagen · 2018-03-29T10:11:43+00:00

Has anyone noticed how many women still claim to be full time students with kids over the age of thirty? It's safe to say a lot of them are not in it for the education, but that student loan money for rent and ruffles

TEMystic · 2018-03-29T11:02:23+00:00

Kings don't raise Chad's heirs.

mansplainingexpert · 2018-03-29T12:30:33+00:00

I cringe whenever people speak of themselves as queens (or kings), princesses etc. The worst is "Goddess"..

Chrh · 2018-03-29T11:46:13+00:00

How did that thing get a baby?!?

VasilySurikov · 2018-03-29T02:46:17+00:00

Her queen hair looks like a chicken salad

nomorekush · 2018-03-29T03:59:49+00:00

Queen...of the flys

[deleted] · 2018-03-29T05:14:40+00:00

Dating app: Woman are you high? Puff puff pass that shit bitch!

TitySuker · 2018-03-29T10:53:12+00:00

If all you have to offer is sex why would I want anything else?

SoulLess-1 · 2018-03-29T12:09:06+00:00

How are these women so insane to expect some good looking, wealthy guy to raise their children while not bearing his'. Especially if they don't even look remotely attractive?

[deleted] · 2018-03-29T18:58:25+00:00

So you are fat and have children, but sex is off the table. Fine what else do you offer? Nothing?

kyledontcare · 2018-03-30T05:45:22+00:00

"Queen". That itself is a red flag big enough to make any sane man flee.

[deleted] · 2018-03-29T12:41:08+00:00

I could literally smell the entitlement wafting off this person like a moldy fecund french cheese.

sevrerus_fum · 2018-03-29T14:14:55+00:00

"because I'm a queen"

Oh is that so? Well, let's see...here is what a queen looks like:

https://i2.wp.com/www.unofficialroyalty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Jetsun-Pema.jpg

May I present, Her Royal Highness, Queen Jetsun Pema of Bhutan. By the way, her official title is "Druk Gyaltsuen", which according to Wikipedia, literally means: "Dragon Queen".

Let's see if someone can spot a difference here.

polakfury · 2018-03-29T15:18:30+00:00

Home training?

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-03-29T16:04:11+00:00

"If you just want sex, don't hit me!"

...followed by 5 photos that predominantly feature her boobs, and one photo that makes me ask "where did they go?"

Basically if sex is the only thing you have to offer, don't take it off the negotiating table or nobody will deal with you

Yourmaingotoguy · 2018-03-29T18:32:01+00:00

Do you want children?

Does not want children

Correction, does not want YOUR children.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-03-29T21:25:28+00:00

She looks like she’s in her 50’s.

[32F] Translation: "Ok, Dating App, I'm looking for an attractive male, who has money and isn't expecting sex. Ohh, also, they have to be looking to settle down and raise my kids for me. <click>"

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