More red flags than a Chinese military parade

CannabisCumshot69 · 2018-03-14T21:15:01+00:00

Who is she trying to pick up? She's taking selfies playing MTG in a game store and braging about nerd stuff on her profile, but sets up a Scarechad with the "no gym selfies" line. It's not like beta orbiters who like ridiculously popular franchises are in short supply in game stores, does she need even more attention than that?

Use_VOAT_Instead · 2018-03-14T23:12:53+00:00

My biggest problem with woman is their constant need to save face while trying to be snarky and lying about it all.

If they could just admit to it and write "I am a whore" I could respect that. However their insentience need to live a lie and try and sell you on it just sours any aspect of it.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-03-15T06:00:47+00:00

So many red flags, I forgot about her kids by the time I reached the end

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2018-03-14T21:20:57+00:00

Curvey ++

ShortWarrior · 2018-03-14T20:43:47+00:00

Sabrina is a cute name, though.

hodltaco · 2018-03-15T00:43:44+00:00

Baffles me how much honesty comes through when these whores are trying to be witty or cute.

bookertwashingmachin · 2018-03-14T23:24:13+00:00

So much bullshit, and she's fat. The idiot who dates this cow deserves his fate.

sevrerus_fum · 2018-03-16T05:51:46+00:00

Yeah, sorry little wannabe-"Nerdy Girl", but here is the thing:

Someone who uses that many smileys, that little grammar, and calls himself a "science student" instead of naming the actual FIELD, doesn't project intelligence. He also doesn't project actual nerdism.

Nerds are highly intelligent people focusing intensely on a subject area. Subsequently, they are highly proficient in that area.

You seem to think the fact that you play a fantasy-centric TCG and throw around random names of a gaming franchise (Newsflash, warcraft is not a game, its a franchise...but I guess there is no sense in explaining such intricasies to you, and the only reason you included it at all, is because you saw that shitty Warcraft-Movie) and 3 figures from Marvel/DC movies you saw recently, somehow makes you "Nerdy".

No, it doesn't.

It just paints the picture of a sad wannabe, who thinks "Being a nerd" is something you just have to declare in a profile, and there, done. Its not a lifestyle you can smear on your face like makeup. It's a mindset and a dedication. And you, sunshine, you didn't make the grade. Go home.

[deleted] · 2018-03-15T14:18:25+00:00

Well, she is obviously filtering for people who speak in complete sentences.

fromthecrypt8 · 2018-03-14T23:22:26+00:00

One word: Run

Southern-Ontario · 2018-03-15T03:56:00+00:00

Crazier than a Chinese fire drill!

intothekeep · 2018-03-15T04:15:34+00:00

Reminds me of my Ex so much it physically hurts. What's with people thinking their damaged goods? Get over your emotional baggage, if your not going to do it for yourself do it for others it's damn selfish. She's obviously self aware that she's hurting others with the "that will probably destroy you" line.

YesICanWhoopUrAss · 2018-03-15T12:03:38+00:00

Curvey++

So she fat? Or pear shaped?

Maybe like the(y say the) Earth supposed to be shaped?

Nah she's oblate and her ahem "Oblateness" (NDGT voice) can't be measured.

Heehee

[deleted] · 2018-03-15T15:36:11+00:00

Borderline personality disorder.

you think YOU'RE dark triad? This woman is a stone cold psychopath who will manipulate you into signing your life away before you even know what happened.

Used to be women hid their psychoses. Now, they're selling points. Only upside - the sex will be off the charts awesome. Until you piss her off, at which time it will be "he raped me" and she will convince everyone it's true. This is a Gone Girl (google it).

marian5567 · 2018-03-15T20:05:01+00:00

The Tinder thing is really accurate

[deleted] · 2018-03-17T07:03:50+00:00

I am allergic to sex with strangers

cough BULLSHIT cough hack cough

Xoramung · 2018-03-14T22:42:09+00:00

MagicTG

If you play mono green i dont even want to know you!

TheChoicesThatMatter · 2018-03-15T03:38:35+00:00

I wonder what deck she runs

missmaggy2u · 2018-03-15T12:58:50+00:00

That career listed screams of MLM

[deleted] · 2018-03-16T03:45:18+00:00

“Look, I’m on a hookup app but I don’t wanna hookup. I want a man that turns me on, then goes for the finish line.”

“And I’ll harass him while he’s at it since he can’t do anything to me.”

Good luck finding guys, lady.

mgtownigga · 2018-03-20T03:52:38+00:00

Title	More red flags than a Chinese military parade
Author	Dann01
Upvotes	189
Comments	50
Date	March 14, 2018 8:12 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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