So my GF and I went to the bar last night, and instead of sex she elected throw up and sleep on the couch. I took the opportunity to look through her phone...

UPDATE: She woke up fellas. 10 messages including “I bet youre talking to bitches, hand me your phone when you get home” Im not a child, my house is not a principals office, shes not my headmistress. Who does this bitch think she is right? She hasnt mentioned tinder yet, but you guys are right, she is projecting. Heres another thing, shes not that hot. Had she been a healthy young lady I would be more attached, but she smokes cigs and eats a lot of fast food/frozen meals. I just told her I found her tinder. She woke up bitching at me wtf.